John leads a pretty normal life, and so does Jane. When they start dealing with relationships in high school, with both new friends and old ones, they both find themselves wound up in all kinds of teenage drama

John and Vriska enjoy a black-romcom together. Things lead to them getting freaky. Yeah, that's basically it.

If Sgrub had never existed and our main Alternian trolls took no interest in FLARPing, what would they do with their spare time? The only logical conclusion is ice skating. This ice skating AU is not a Yuri On Ice AU, but instead is filled with original, profanity-free ice skating content. What happens in a typical Alternian skating season? There's only one way to find out.

David Lesgle Strider knows the world is ending around him; he just doesn't want to get involved. Instead, he contents himself with churning out music and being a beloved local radio personality. All of this would be perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that he's been abducted by political rebels.

Part of the "SBIG" series of intentionally poorly-written stories, the original twelfth installment, and the third and final "short story" that I am mirroring from the MSPA Forums. What starts out as Thanksgiving "fluff" quickly turns in to a story with a yandere OC-parody, giant monsters, and general inspiration from the "Sonic Zombie" series.

Part of the "SBIG" series and the original eleventh installment, mirrored here from the MSPA forums. A sequel to KIDS FIT THE TROLLS, in case the title was not obvious enough. This is also an intentionally poorly written story where the pre-Act 6 characters get into a conflict with their "counterparts" on... Angel Island.

How romantic, their first time is in the bathroom of all places.

Part of the "SBIG" series. A mirroring of a much older (dating back to 2012) intentionally poorly-written short story where contrivance gets the original four human kids to fight against the original twelve troll kids. "In Homestuck tradition," there's time travel, dream selves, god tiering, and... Petey Piranha?

An easily angered knight and his vampire companion on a quest to kill a dragon? Piece of cake right? Maybe they shouldn't have waited so long to actually go do it... [Medieval Fantasy AU One-Shot]

Ever been craving the only piece of literature in which everyone is holding the Idiot Ball, except for the antagonist, whose only intellectual failing is expecting everyone else not to be a total idiot, but you can't find anything meeting that description? Neither have I. MODFIC.

Equius Zahhak was a loser in middle school. After he overhears a prank that is planned to be played on him, he becomes stronger and tougher. This leads to him being a bit of a loner. The only one to break him out of his "bad boy" state is a new girl, Nepeta Leijon. Takes place in a human AU. *Note* I got the idea somewhat from an Arthur episode "Last of the Tough Customers"

heres a story about dirkjake i made for valentines dat

(EriNep) Quand, au bout d'une semaine, Eridan Ampora n'avait toujours pas donné de nouvelles, il a été décidé que quelqu'un partirait le chercher. Forcément, il a fallu que ça tombe sur vous. Vous ne savez pas grand-chose de la planète d'Eridan, si ce n'est son nom. Mais une planète avec des anges, ça ne devrait pas être si terrible que ça, n'est-ce pas ?

In which there's the salt squad and there's the mean (meme) squad. Or, Dirk, Dave, Eridan, and Sollux, are put on a job they can't turn down and the demons there are utter and complete dicks.

Sollux is in the middle of an intense headache that nothing can soothe. Maybe there is someone who can help him feel better.

À La Lumière Des Diamants means: In The Light Of Diamonds. John Egbert has been sick for days and Dave continues to visit him, but soon things begin to spiral down for John. Yet, the fun has only just begun for the two boys when Dave discovers a journal in John's bedroom, which contains several secrets that have been put together for years. Psycho!John/Dave. Blood and gore warning

Dae decides to wake up her husband to have some fun. Humanstuck!

After a heist is thwarted, Sollux gets help from an unexpected source. Originally intended as the start of a new series inspired by 'Leverage'. Posted a long time ago on AO3.

Bro has heard all the names. Pedophile. Creep. Monster. Most of these names are told by himself, though. Because - shit - hot or not, a parent can't just be attracted to their kid. And they certainly shouldn't do anything about it. "Shouldn't." Meaning "past tense." As in, "oh God, what the fuck did I just do?" DISCONTINUED

Karkat sits alone in his… in their hive. He misses him so much. Post-Masterpiece.

Karkat Vantas, a troll living on Alternia, meets a human by the name of Dave Strider. He has absolutely zero plans for actually talking to him. (A sort of enemies to lovers fic. Warnings for some mentions and depictions of abuse. Deaf Dave & Standard, Angry Karkat.)

Petite liste de raisons de détester Cronus Ampora. Humour.

30 Day OTP Challenge (NSFW version) [a different pairing each day] - Day 5: Blow Job ;; Post-Sburb ;; Kanaya is working on a sewing assignment she needs to have completed at a certain time. She's been working for a long time, and Rose thinks that she needs a break.

Your name is Sollux Captor, and you are currently living through the most traumatic point of your life. Your girlfriend's dead, you are endlessly being bullied, and your grades are declining. What more could you ask for?

Doctor Equius Zahhak had no experience with kids. He had taken care of the trolls when they come in, sure, but he never had to raise anything. All of that changes when he must raise a troll of his own and take care of her. Then things go from bad to worse and he finds himself instead in a pale quadrant with that very troll-a thing he never expected. Takes place in UFUT verse.