FSD: in the next few hours, a boy who looks like a blue wind sock is gonna come flying through your window, and tell you that you're gonna be the first to play sburb FSD: instead of letting him go on a lengthy tirade about the lore of earth 3, you're gonna cut him off and tell him the password is TIMEBURN and you'll be on your merry way FSD: good luck Sequel to Homestuck.

Mituna wakes up in the middle of the night, but luckily for him, he has someone who is always prepares to spout a steady stream of syllables in his direction. (Kantuna)

"Sus ojos son como los del dragón de Redglare, intensos, pero al mismo tiempo, sin vida."

A group of strange trolls decide to play Sgrub, but get more than what they bargained for. After numerous shenanigans, they are eventually sent to the universe of the familiar Pre-Scratch trolls we all know and love. Will they survive?

John and Terezi have sex.

John learns that Dave in the world has CVD over the course of a conversation, and it sparks a determination to make things better for him. Three years later, he and his dad visit his colorblind best friend and his weird family for the holidays. This is JohnDave, with Colorblind! Dave and Humnstuck/No Sburb are present. Happy holidays, homestucks. Rated T for the sexy Stri-londes.

A Smutfic between Karkat, Terezi, Nepeta, and Kanaya.

"You want a bucket of something fancy? I can afford it. That's why I'm in this line of work, for the money. I bet I can even afford enough to forget the whole thing. That was the idea." Rating based on language.

In this kitchen, there are a variety of foods and spices- RoseMary, Pepsi Cola, Crab-Cakes, Cotton Candy, Rainbow Sherbert, Pumpkins, CatFish, Honey, PB&J, and even some CatNip for the cat holding your lap hostage. So please, help yourself to everything! Submit ideas via PM or Review, please!

Dave's goal for Christmas is simple. Get a certain shouty troll to kiss him using mistletoe and his love of clichés. Too bad that Karkat couldn't be less interested if he tried.

Kankri goes to lecture Damara about skipping school when he is suddenly taught a lesson of his own.

(Prequel to Christmastime with the Strider-Lalondes) Dirk and Roxy get shitfaced while celebrating their birthday together and accidentally make a person or two. Warning for explicit content.

[ Warning: School!Humanstuck. ] [ Karezi ] Once upon a time- Wait. Who starts like that anymore? Anyway. Welcome to Fruity Rumpus Ass High. A normal school with students that have groups, blah blah. What else is there to say? Just read the story.

All things considered, things are actually going relatively well with Dirk. At least, they were going well right up until the point where Dave has a panic attack. One-shot.

John has always been bullied at his school, neglected at home, and is rather depressed. However his best friend Dave just moved into town... and people want him dead. Depressed!John and Vampire!Dave. Pepsicola, with a few other ships. Rated T for idiotic Teenagers. This is a re write and continuation of saltymastermemester's fantastic story, credit goes to them.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and with one week on the meteor under your belt, you're already considering pitching yourself into space. Death would be a mercy when it comes to these assholes. Specifically, Dave. But an older, nicer, and admittedly attractive version of your tormentor has you reconsidering. Just a little bit.

Sollux has issues. Mituna is Mituna. Life isn't always your friend.

When Vriska is introduced to John's room they decide to watch a movie... on his bed. Surely nothing sexual is to come of it right?

Ruby red eyes flickered back and fourth, reading and rereading the words in disbelief. He'd been searching for hours, and this was the only thing that matched his symptoms. Dave squeezed his eyes shut but the words were carved into his memory. He could see the simple print in his head. "The Hanahaki Disease..." Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are totally FUCKED.

Humanstuck: Eridan is straight. Of course. So why does Karkat's voice drag his heart down into a swirling mess of gayness. I can't write descriptions but I can promise the actual thing is better.

They knew that Act 1 was just the beginning. However, before they could read more of Homestuck, they were already in a swirling spiral of events, including fan stories, aliens, and at least some indication that what they were reading wasn't supposed to be fiction at all. It thus became a quest for something only known as "Sgrub 2.0". Sequel to Calliope's Update Girl - Book One.

Your name is Dave Strider and you've just found a woman you've never met before bleeding out on your doorstep. Little do you know that Rose Lalonde will shape the outcome of your life and, ultimately, your death. No pairings, rating for language, oneshot, Alpha timeline

Neophyte Redglare was hopelessly, undeniably pale for her boss. Unfortunately, they both knew the taboo; subjugglators and legislacerators couldn't take moirails. They must decide whether or not they're willing to break the rule, and one event might just push them far enough. Highglare, pale romance, oneshot, crossposted on AO3

What if there was another mutant blood besides Signless? What is she managed to survive alone for two sweeps before being captured by the Grand High Blood. Her life becomes a living hell as he takes a sick fascination with her and takes her to live in his circus of horrors. Hussie owns Homestuck and the characters except for the oc.

How Homestuck's universes were created if Andrew Hussie was in actuality a god. Has swears of the likes of our favorite cinnamon bun Karkat and is crack. Pure crack from high levels of sugar intake and insanity. First fic, enjoy. I guess. Whatever, just read it and review. bye.