Dear Nobody. I address you as nobody because nobody should be reading this. A part of a project I did for school. Extended. Updates may be slow, criticism welcome.

Aradia and her matesprit Tavros indulge themselves inside of a recuperacoon.

Piratestuck/humanstuck (sort of) AU. John is just a boring, small port town kid with a group of rowdy friends. What happens when he and his friends all get kidnapped, but by different people? Read and find out! Full summary and vague explanations inside. Rated T for now, but may change later. -FK

John and Vriska cuddle up on a cold, snowy day. Then, things get a little heated.

A Pokemon AU for Homestuck, following the beta kids adventures. I do not own Homestuck,or pokemon.

My newest installment of the NSFW DirkJake OTP challenge. This is a sequel I wrote for the amazing fic "Little Shop of Horrorterrors" I did not write the original story, I just really enjoyed it and wanted a sequel. So I wrote a small one.

Dollification Smut

Part of my NSFW OTP challenge. Jake assumes something completely wrong, and now Dirk must endure them most intense heat of his life. (A/B/O Universe)

The king has been murdered, his son is the next target. Another is claiming legitimacy to the throne of Derse. Dirk must flee his kingdom, seeking refuge in the land of Prospit and plan for his return to power. He must seek out the one with unimaginable power, battle those that want him dead, and battle his feelings for a certain Prospitian page.

A serious fic turned to sex jokes. May continue.

The cities of Derse and Prospit were unwillingly the victims of some metaphorical military bullshit and nobody was prepared for the sudden destruction of their towns. At least, there were four people who had been through so much worse and were prepared for the moment that everything went to shit and even with children they weren't planning on giving in.

A party game has John and Roxy spending time together in a closet, where they get more than a little touchy with each other.

"The game is simple, Karkat." Dave tells you, smirking. "We start dating. Like a real couple. Hand holding, kissing, cuddling - the works." He can see that he's lost you, so he continues. "Just for seven months. We try to woo each other. And the first person to fall in love loses." You bite your lip, looking at his patient expression. You can't believe you're doing this. "Game on."

In an alternate timeline, Karkat Vantas is forced into the Strider home, for trolls are seen as lower being and are usually seen a objects of sex. Dave Strider however is very against this and mentally fights his brother treating Karkat Vantas with high respect making karkat confused.

Trans!Dave and derpy, lovable boyfriends. That about sums it up. JohnDaveKat, DaveJohnKat, DaveJohn, JohnDave, DaveKat, JohnKat, etc.

Rose and Kanaya get lewd in a public changing room.

You are Mituna, and you heard of a powerful Guardian (John Egbert) that lives atop this mountain. Everyone tells you that you're crazy, and that you'll doom everyone, but you don't care. There's a question that you need to ask him, and nothing in the world is going to stop you.

Mistress Lalonde spends some quality time with her submissive little pet, Jade Harley. When you hold the leash to a good girl, it's hard not to indulge... [Contains heavy domination/submission, some footplay.]

When Dave falls asleep with Jade on his lap, she decides to awaken him in a very, very special way.

John the mobster and Feferi the dancer get caught up in all manner of ungodly capers, in this fast-paced prohibition-era epic, full of action, guns, drama, excitement, passion, and romance! Watch as they take on the mafia, the police, and the very forces of life, love, drifting, and death themselves!

John and Rose sneak away to an upstairs bedroom in the middle of a party for some quality time.

A spoof of the scene from the Lion King when they were trying to get past the hyenas lol ft. Eridan, Sollux, and Karkat trying to get by cannibals instead of hyenas, why? that's up to you, you decide why they're trying to slip past some cannibals

John va camino a la última fiesta de su generación en la camioneta de Dave. La presentación de su vida. AU!Pesicola.

Dave buys his younger brother Dirk a horse. Dirk might be a perfectionist, but that doesn't stop him from learning something along the way.

In the game of Sburb, you either win, or you die. Unfortunately for Matt and Tara, their session may be under threat by a God Tier with immense powers from a doomed timeline. With the help of a couple of trolls, they set out to defeat the rogue God Tier and win the game.