The "Let's Pretend Trolls Don't Need Recuprecoons(?) To Sleep" story, a collection of lame Homestuck pwp fics of neglected rarepairs. All made by me, towot, with some help of a friend on a few.

Something happens to dave he'll never forget but if he does his scars will always remind him. This is my first fan fiction i hope people like it :D

Part of a series on non-connected drabbles for the NSFW OTP challenge. The challenge will not be complete in 30 days.

Part of a series on non-connected drabbles for the NSFW OTP challenge. The challenge will not be complete in 30 days.

The trolls relied on soper slime to be rid of their terrible nightmares, but on the asteroid their is none so they must find a substitute and fast. And yes this is a Tavris fanfic however I try to keep it on a border of flushed and colliganus

Alone. John Egbert is alone. Everyone at school hates him and his own father ignores him. He can't bear to tell his friends the truth, so he has to deal with everything on his own. Eventual JohnDave.

John and Dave decide to go on a date. What a wonderful idea. Except, not really at all.

There was a lot more than just grounds for a friendship between Dirk and Jake. Neither of them would admit it at least. They were too boneheaded and set in their ways to do so. Jake as always kept his emotions locked deep within himself and Dirk? Well Dirk was the type to wear his heart on his sleeve. Opposites attract right? Or do they?

Karkat Vantas, an ex gang member, is kicked out of the hive and left beaten and bleeding in an alleyway. What happens when Jade Harley finds the delinquent male and saves him from death by blood loss? Will she remain in complaceny with his violent past? And how will she respond to his developing feelings and desires? (Human AU)

A little remake I did of one of the more popular songs from Sweeney Todd, enjoy

The Signless has finally been captured and sentenced. It doesn't mean he'll let the Highbloods make a show of him, however.

two years after the events in the Game, Dave is still struggling to get over his brothers death. noticing this, Karkat and the others take it upon themselves to go back into the game, and challenge an optional boss who goes by Sburb's Memory compositor knight, who can grant any wish without consequence, so long as they beat her. But, it seems, she is not going to be so easy to beat

This is a story about senior prom, and how one kid didn't quite get it. "TA: heh iit wouldn't 2uprii2e me if kk waiit2 untiil the day before prom two pop the que2tiion. GC: TH3R3 1S NO W4Y 1N H3LL K4RK4T WOULD 4SK M3 TO PROM GC: 4ND 3V3N 1F H3 D1D, WHO KNOWS 1F 1 WOULD S4Y Y3S TA: oh plea2e tz, you've wanted two jump hii2 bone2 2iince halfway through miiddle 2chool." mainly Karezi

It's hard to believe someone so small grew to be the last one at all. Why did you lose yourself, sweet heiress? Was it the blood or the crown? The fame or the clown? What will you do to become the harsh empress?

Just what it sounds like

All the humans and trolls (alphas and ancestors to) are given an new life with new memories. Except the Captors still remember their old life. How can they cope in a world so different when they're the only ones who remember anything else? (contains trans/non binary headcanons and mentions of abuse/rape)

Gamzee and Tavros are best bro and the best of friends Gamzee has feelings for Tavros. When Tavros has low fuel in his car to make it to the airport he asked Gamzee to take him. Gamzee accepts the offer and haves a chance to tell Tavros how he feelings. Warning: GamTav, PBJ, Yaoi, cute, fluff, some langrage, mild violence, and street thug!Vriska, Cover by: SurlySkies :IN-PROGRESS:

Dave was upset when he found out he was moving across the country. Jade and Rose were happy to finally have someone else to hangout with. John just hopes someone will come visit him soon. Rated T 'cause there's some swearing in it.

Kankri and Karkat are having another lengthy discussion until Kankri says the wrong thing. How will Kankri react to triggering Karkat? Trigger warning; Panic Attack.

Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are a MIND READER whose abilities are PATHETICALLY WEAK and PHYSICALLY DAMAGING due to a LACK OF TRAINING. You're starting college with your new room mate, JOHN EGBERT. who seems like a CHILL GUY.

After seeing his new love interests take over the first day of school scene, Dave Strider takes high stakes for attracting the very lovely target.

Dave and John are bored so they play some challenges to take the time away from there boredom, so yadayadayada one challenge lead to the other until they ended up with an awkward challenge that isn't ment for bros, so who will back out? (hope this caught your interest, suck at summaries :P)

This is my first story so bare with me. JohnDave is the ship. It starts out sad but trust me it gets better. Superstuck

uuh, Demon!stuck, JohnDave, classic mysterious meeting in childhood and meeting in future. Working on Cover Image. Rating may change depending on what I decide to put in later chapters if there are any. Right now Rated T for language and definite violence planned for chapter 1 & 2. Other Charas: Jake.E, Dirk.S, Roxy.L, Rose.L, Jade.H, Sollux.C, Eridan.A, Feferi.P (so far in Ch 1)

Titre complet : "De l'évitage de la noyade grâce au meilleur ami de la nature vivante : le nénuphar qui, contrairement aux trucs qui bougent est gentil". Petit aperçu de la vie de Becquerel et de ses dangers.