But it's all pulled out from underneath me because I guess I have to wake up sometime. I'm snapped back to this sick reality where I know none of that is going to happen. No. I'm completely alone, and good fucking god do I miss you. Dave/John #TW: SELF HARM.

John, Jade, and Karkat all move to Dave's school. He suspects nothing of it, but he finds out something special about the short, shouty boy. They aren't as different as Dave originally thought. (First Fanfiction post ever! Comment/Favorite for more!) Humanstuck

Why are you here. What the fuck is that. Holy Shit...

[COMPLETE] Dave Strider abandons school once a month; Rose Lalonde underestimates her curiosity. Dave/Rose werewolf!AU with a generous helping of Dirk/Roxy.

This is pre-established relationship where Kankri is worried Cronus doesn't find him to be adventurous enough in bed, so he buys a few sex toys, some handcuffs and a blindfold, and some sex dice. This gets pretty kinky, but there is some fluff in there *wonk wonk*

Ellos eran jóvenes y estúpidos, enamoradizos y vándalos, la mayoría tenia una vida complicada o un amor enfermizo. Se drogaban, tomaban y salían de fiesta. Ellos eran jóvenes después de todo.

(Y/n) was like every other girl. Well at least we think she is. She wakes up inn the hospital with no memories of how she got there few years later her mother disappeared leaving her with a new house in Texas and a scar the only proof of the dream about trolls and eight other people like her, human, ever being real along with the star on her shoulder is this proof that its real

Alternatively titled, The Mage is the only Competent One. On a mission to rescue a prince, a couple of adventurers get side-tracked trying to get him home. *Up for adoption*

Convictstuck AU. Dirk finally gets a cellmate after his attempted escape with his brother, Dave. But his cellmate isn't a pushover nor sane. And there's mystery and power in him that Dirk wants to know -if he can survive that is...

A short blip from a kissing challenge that was presented to me, I may post more later because they got pretty random, but for now enjoy a short Karkat Dave 'first kiss' story. Sorry for the title, my girlfriend said I should use this one...Enjoy!

Humanstuck, UA, OOC potentiel. Karkat et Nepeta rendent visite à Jade mais le voyage leur réserve des surprises.

"Nepeta x Karkat" is Nep's One True Pairing, but are her feelings mutual?

Gamzee panics waiting for Karkat. Straight up Pale Gamkar. Warnings for Gore and imagined violence. Also featured on AO3

Karkat and Eridan were once Karina and Edward, long ago, sadly their love came to an end when a witch does anything in her power to separate the two, because of Edward running off, leaving Feferi alone. Turns out the two lovers find each other when 19 year old Karkat moves to New Jersey. Will there be a happy ending, or will it be another win for the The Condese?

His dad disowned him and his best friend left him. John's left alone, until one night that is. He's been stabbed and is dying in an alley when a troll named Karkat takes him back to his house, saving John's life. While John stays with him, he falls in love with the troll. But when John's past catches up to him, he's terrified that everyone will leave him. Johnkat, Johndave.

Soulmates are not set in stone. Tessa taught Bro that valuable and life-changing lesson as she parked herself on his doorstep one day and refused to budge. A soulmate tattoo AU; Bro is Dirk in this AU.

Nous nous étions rencontrées au détour d'un chemin, au croisement de deux bulles qui n'avaient que peu de rapports entre elles. Ironie du sort dira-t-on, nos intentions en avaient tout autant. Elle cherchait un proche, j'en fuyais un autre, et pourtant nous étions toutes les deux là, assises dans cette plaine à raconter des histoires qui ne nous concernaient désormais plus

Seul, je l'ai souvent été. Pas que cela me plaise, la solitude ne sied à personne et même le bas peuple ne peut se permettre de demeurer solitaire. Ils ne me méritent tout simplement pas. Mais comment faire lorsque notre monde ne se limite plus qu'a 12 individus errant sur un astéroïde ?

La jeune troll s'approcha, '"Et vous êtes ? Monsieur." / "Mort" fut la seule parole qu'il lâcha en retour. / One-shot sans prétention pour les amateurs de Crackship et de poésie.

Summary: HUMANSTUCK! Karkat is reunited with his old best friend from high school, Gamzee Makara, who he also had a crush on) Eridan runs into his old rival who he soon learns also had a crush on him. Can this be fate or will it be a complete disaster? Rated M for sexual content blah blah *Read at own risk* Sorry for lame summary. Sorry for any mistakes in there ;-;

What would you do to be with you're soulmate? What if you were having dreams about them and didn't know? For Dave and Karkat that answer isn't that simple. One, they think the strangers in their dream aren't important, and two they're cursed. Did I mention they have been together in past lives? So what happens when they meet and will they do whatever it takes to break the curse?

Karkat, Kankri, Kurloz, Gamzee, Dirk and Dave are all new to Hells High School. Kankri witnesses Cronus bullying Mituna and decides to defend him. Mituna ran into Kurloz when going home and begins a friendship with him. Dave runs into Karkat when going to meet his brother. Dirk is woken by Jake in Biology, Jake tries being friends with him and Gamzee meets Karkat in homeroom

A humanstuck AU in which Tavros is a young magician struggling to fill the big shoes his father left behind. When he lucks into an apprenticeship with a powerful summoner, he thinks his dreams are about to come true, only to find things are far more complicated than he imagined. Desperate to prove himself, he summons and binds a powerful demon. A demon with bright blue eyes...

Wow guys, I'm REALLY sorry about the lac of fics! I've been super busy doing many things, including getting myself into this crazy fandom. So here it is, my first (but certainly many more are coming) of the homestuck fanfictions. This I started with a category I'm fairly comfortable with. By the way, I'm sorry about this. Really. Okay, not really.

Calliope's life is shit, living with an abusive father and brother. But when a stranger comes and whisks her away, will her life change for better or worse?