A scene from a life in which Dirk Strider was raised by Dirk Strider. [Kidswap]

A/B/O (Omegaverse) Dirk x Hal. Dirk is an alpha, Hal is an omega- in this AU they're twins. Potentially may be continued if it I get my shit together? Yupp.

Tumblr prompt; (gale) your muse really wanted to kiss mine. Really really wanted. So much that sitting on my muse's lap to get their attention and stealing the book they were reading sounded like a great idea. DirkHal.

Tumblr prompt; (snowstorm) The heat's gone out, and our muses have made a nest with every blanket in the house. Contact is good for keeping warm, right? So are kisses, apparently. DirkRoxy.

"Oh gosh, um... I... oh gosh. Vriska, I don't think you understand. Uh, it's a romantic sort of thing… I guess… Like, I kind of want to kiss your face. As well as… you know, all of those other things." She giggles, reaching up to take his face between her hands. "I kind of want to kiss your face too, and, you know, all of those other things." Vriska x John drabbles

Funny story. I saw a plaque with this quote on it yesterday trick-or-treating, leading to conversation in my exceptionally geeky friend group, leading to this. I don't know. Never written with these characters before, but god have I wanted to. I'll probably write more with them at some point. So yeah.

out·law;ˈoutˌlô/ noun; A person who has broken the law, especially someone who remains at large or is a fugitive. It sure ain't easy being one, and it ain't any less hard with the sheriff, who just so happens to be the outlaw's brother, constantly on his tail. It ain't easy being an outlaw, but that for damn sure didn't make Karkat Vantas any less of one.

On an adventurous jungle exploration, Dirk and Jake get lost. (Dirkjake)

For the first several decades of your life with Roxy, you cherished the differences between you. Now you wish you could erase them. (Calliope/Roxy, character death)

About two things Jane was absolutely positive. First, Porrim was a vampire. Well, probably. And second, she was really hot.

After spending so long in the afterlife, you can't imagine what use the living world could ever have for you. (Jake diamonds Jadesprite)

Halloween Homestuck special. Pre-slash.

Quartets, on the other hand... Might just be the best thing you've ever agreed to. AraFefNepRezi polyamorous girlfriends, anyone?

Follow everyone as they encounter the end of the world! Karkat Vantas decided to go to the last "okay" event of his life while Dave Strider spent the last moments before the incident being chill as a cool guy should. Everything changed after that one day now everyone fights to stay alive. Who will live and who will die?

How many licks does it take to get to the Trolltsie Roll center of a Trolltsie Roll Pop? (Vrisrezi)

It's Christmas Eve and Dirk is working. (Dirkjake)

Dave recuerda sus tiempos como caballero.

A boy and his 3 friends were out at a party, a strange man greeted them, on the way home they are gradually led towards a greater destiny. 1 of 3

Ohhh. Amnesia. Great. Sounds like a dumb, predictable plot on some bad romcom or trashy soap opera. This can't actually be happening, right? Or, John wakes up with amnesia in the hospital after a bad car crash.

John and Dave decide to exchange fluids in a PG rated adventure!

You live in a big city, that thought alone could have made you crinkle your nose in distaste in some part of your life. But, that's been a part of your life that you would like very much to forget for some time now...

Ever since you were a little girl, you've had an active imagination... You would day-dream when ever you had the time to, you would pretend you were a pirate princess in a different land.

Based on What Sarah Said by Death Cab for Cutie. Rated T cause it's not gory enough to be M (pm me if you feel it is and I will change it), Hurt/Comfort, Davekat sadness, if you thought that "Davekat Sadstuck Song-Shot" was sad (note: this is a rewrite of that, the story has been deleted), this will make you cry. ThiefOfADHD

Probably won't ever touch this again.

Jake English is a famous adventurer, when he teams up with a rouge named Dirk and his 'Brobot' what will happen? Adventurers, Tramps and Drunks, Oh my! Published at: 2012-09-23 Revised at: 2012-09-23 08:00:00