you notice he hasn't taken off his sunglasses. Is he blind? perhaps. oh god,, you're sexualizing a blind person. you absolute sinner.

Roxy and Latula play hooky. (Roxy/Latula)

What was supposed to be a booty call ends up being something much better. [Dave/Karkat, Oneshot/Drabble, set on the Meteor. Warning for self harm mention.]

Short one-shot (?) of Dirk and Jake, betting something for a matching Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff tattoo.

He loves you. Right? (Unrequited Roxy/Dirk.)

After moving to a new town, John meets his internet friend Dave and his two sisters. Seeing them, he can't help but be jealous. They're such an awesome family. Dave's cool, Roxy is really pretty and funny and Rose even has her own small fan club! In his eyes, they're perfect. But are they really as perfect as they look? (Based off the song by Melanie Martinez).

"I can't go on. I'll go on." —Samuel Beckett (Grandma & Jake backstory)

based off the song dollhouse. humanstuck. kurloz can also talk, but chooses not to.

Upon changing his status to "he" rather than "she", Dave Strider moves to New York with his brothers and meets John Egbert, who makes him feel funny, and Karkat Vantas, who's dying of cancer, and through a suicidal episode discovers a notebook with exactly fifteen empty pages that brings him on fifteen trips to find places that might just be worth living for.

this is a joke please be aware that it is a joke it's a crackfic between gamzee x dave x equius x eridan i'm sorry.

After eating a mysterious apple, John finds himself transported to a fantasy world. There, he meets a handsome knight, a pesky neko, an angry troll, and many more interesting characters. But when the evil wizard, thinking John's the lost heir to the throne, kidnaps him, it's up to John's new found friends to rescue him. JohnDave, GamTav.

WARNING! SLIGHT SADSTUCK

When the demon Dirk Strider makes a bargain for a human's soul, it seems like a routine contract. He soon finds that Jake English is anything but routine. (Dirkjake)

Eres Dave Strider y el amor de tu vida se esta casando ¿Que harás? [Traducción permitida de A Very important Day de adrielan]

Sollux and Aradia win cutest couple award every year sadstuck drabble

Chroniques de Pleine Nuit - Partie 2 (Rose/Kanaya - UA) Tout le monde a besoin d'une soirée tranquille de temps en temps. Même une succube. Et surtout Kanaya. Mais une rencontre inattendue avec une belle inconnue aux yeux roses n'allait pas tarder à perturber ses plans...

Chroniques de Pleine Nuit - Partie 1 (JohnKat - UA) Karkat est un garçon de 16 ans parfaitement normal qui mène une vie très ordinaire - pour un vampire, du moins. Mais quand sa dernière proie en vue (un garçon au sourire idiot) se révèle ne pas être tout à fait ce à quoi il s'attendait, son quotidien va devenir un peu plus mouvementé...

Years in the future (but not many), Dirk and Dave find themselves hunted by things that called themselves Hunters. Human in appearance, the guise hides something nasty underneath. Dirk falls prey to the Hunters who will stop at nothing to get their claws on them both, but the younger of the two will suffice for the time being.

Bro is an angel and their charge has a habit for getting into trouble. Written in little shorts throughout the characters' lives.

They speak in lines of text; text written in the stars, million of miles away. Two beings that will never meet, never touch; but who have a relationship as complex, as beautiful, as theirs. Light DaveKat. Oneshot.

In a doomed timeline, a positive and a negative will connect but over time, it loses it's strength.

"You're the queen of the country, and I'm a servant of yours; We were twins right from the start that from fate got torn apart. I will try to protect your from everything that hurts, And I'll do as you'll say, even the evil way." - Characters and such to be added, rating may be changed at some point.

(Damara/Meulin - UA Humanstuck) C'est toujours trop tard quand on s'en rend compte, quand on réalise à quel point on s'était leurré toute notre vie. Mais vous l'avez compris à présent, ces quelques secondes où tout s'est effondré devant vos yeux. Où tout allait bien et d'un seul coup tout bascule. Vous vous appelez Damara Megido, et aujourd'hui vous allez mourir.

Rated T for some cursing and blood. Eridan asks Kanaya for some help,though she doesnt know what for. this is my first story. so reviews are welcome and appreciated :o)

A normal day on the meteor, as each of the trolls somehow notices something is a bit weird. Tiny piece of Rosemary fluff, overall. (contains miniscule amounts of meowrails, gamtav, vriskidan, karezi, really, most of the other ones can be interpreted as you like)