Just don't read this. I got a request of Cronkri Crack. Cronus gets a human transplant and Kankri is a mech.

Quick 'short' oneshot i wrote at 2 AM hahha yeah

Being a troll, you worry about certain things whether they actually mean something or are just plain usless, one being QUADRANTS. Its either hard or its fate that brings both trolls together. And for our well known trolls, they will be finding their quadrants amongest each other, whether they know it or not. (THERE ARE OCS IN THIS STORY ALONG WITH LEMON)

After the game ends the humans, trolls, cherubs, sprites, lusii, consorts, and guardians are all living happily ever after on the new, new earth; which sits right next to Alterus, a combination of Beforeus and Alternia. John/Roxy, side ships; Dave/Karkat, Rufioh/Horrus, Dirk/Jake #TW #mild-Fluff-At-End #Mild-Biting #Snuggles-:3

{PLEASE READ MY FIRST 'DUMMIES' STORY BEFORE THIS} Now that he and Sollux are over, Karkat focuses his attention on work. But with his new boss raising his stress levels, he feels like he's going insane. On top of that, John has been acting strange for the past week. Karkat doesn't know why, but he needs Sollux back into life before things get out of hand. Solkat, Johndave.

John Egbert was happy, a nice home, financial stability. But a lost job and a couple dozen boxes later, and he's in the hellish surroundings of Texas with a jobless housefather in a crappy apartment. But perhaps a kid who's taken interest to him can help cool down the flaring weather. JohnDave, AU where the game wasn't a thing in the first place. Hopefully it won't end.

The beta kids can't sleep. Rose can't sleep at night because her mom is up with her boyfriend. John can't sleep because his dad is arguing with John's Stepmother. Dave can't sleep because he's afraid of the dark and his bro isn't there to protect him. And Jade is, well, Jade is sleeping. Rated T because of slight suggestion about Rose's mom and her boyfriend's late night activities

It started off as a normal afternoon, with your best friend Dave however after a small misunderstanding everything had changed. You are John Egbert and your world had just gotten twisted upside down. This story contains alpha/beta/omega dynamics, adult themes, and coarse language

A slightly inebriated Roxy Lalonde tries to urge John into topping, but in a somewhat roundabout way. Anonymous commission.

And as we fail to see how doomed we are as we struggle to cut down the strings that hold us back it is only now that it hits us that after we get the so well desserved rest we always asked for we shall never be remembered among those who are awake. Assuming that of course we are able to dream because if we all have a dream self then which one of us is the one dreamin.

The set of our story is 21st century London, were we shall follow the tale of three policemen, Detective Gamzee Makara, and his two subordinates, Constables Tavros Nitram and Karkat Vantas, as they investigate the case that will change their lives, for better or for worse. ((Please Review Please))

This story isn't about a single Romeo and Juliet, it isn't a tragic love story, but it sure as hell is a love story. This particular tale includes doomed romance, albeit multiple Romeos, and Juliets. Although, few characters may not end up dead, only time will tell. This story entails petty drama within the Skaian Country, four linked kingdoms, and exiles.

Playing thiz game might not have been az much of a miztake az firzt thought, Apore agreez with me on thiz, the chain of eventz cauzed by it, and the zlight alterationz that could have but didn't happen iz far too important for uz, otherwize we wouldn't exizt anymore

When John arrives on the meteor, he never got the memo about Gamzee, who finds him and becomes obsessed with taking something else that calms his Highblood psychosis.

Sollux needs a book, and there's only one copy left in his town. Then a jerk swiped it from right under him, that was bad. Then they met at a party, that was worse. Then the next morning they wake up naked next to each other, it's the worst situation possible.

"A Homestuck AU in which humans live with mysterious symbiotic creatures called Oasis, and fear the twelve gods that bring them both life and death. A thirteen year old John finds his destiny intertwined with the ageless god, Karkat." That's from the original plot bunny from since I suck at summaries.

Karkat has to save a princess but what happens when she doesn't want to be saved?

Hiii! This is going to be my first ever fanfic! So hope you guys aren't to mean I accept any reviews criticism or not any so this is a Johnxdave fic so hope you like!

Your name is JOHN EGBERT. Your are one of the FAE. if anyone found out about this, it turns out you would DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. you ARENT SURE what to do now. But your new friend, DAVE STRIDER seems to know what's up. (Dave/John Dystopian/supernatural AU. the first chapter is the only really short one, don't worry)

Cronus gets a dog without asking Kankri about it first. A request from a tumblr anon for the ship Cronkri with the word "dogs"

In a world torn between Noble Houses, Clans, Empires, Dynasty's and Kingdoms, a great evil is rising amidst the chaos. A prophecy spoken to the members of 18 of these houses demands that only their children may stop it- together. After relinquishing their heirs onto the land as unknown bastards (at the prophecy's demand), the noble houses prepare for war- and for destruction.

Continuación de "¿Por qué yo no?". Au, humanstuck, yaoi, hetero y un poco de RoseMary. Han pasado algunos años desde que John desapareció de sus vidas, ahora Dave debe seguir adelante con su vida. Pero, ¿qué pasara cuando entre la tristeza encuentre un rayo de esperanza? Cuando vuelva a encontrarse con John.

Big ramble Gamzee does in his own head about his head. Basically talking about what it feels like when he's going sobor.

A small Gamzee and Eridan drabble, based on a tumblr prompt. Rated T for swearing.

AU DaveKat Humanstuck. Dave sees Karkat being bullied after school. He wants to help, but as soon as he pushes the bullies off of the poor kid, he's gone. Something's definitely up... (Rated T to play it safe. WARNING: self harm, depression, and bullying- if if any of these trigger you please don't read!)