What would the trolls lives be like if they were human? In this universe the alpha trolls are older siblings and the ancestors are the parents.

Highschool, Eridan gets mocked for being desperate before he can ask Sollux to the prom and he loses his confidence to do so. He tries to be hopeful that someone will ask him out, but nobody does so he ends up going alone. At the prom he ends up breaking down and going to his empty home crying where the others find him and discover more about him home life then they'd care to know.

At last the day had come for Aranea and Porrim to act out that pirate roleplay they had planned weeks ago. There are costumes and personas and healthy adherence to SSC. What started as just any other kinky pailing will stay there, right? (Aranea3Porrim)

AU. In a battlefield, the biggest challenge is finding your real enemy.

Roxy visits Jane and things escalate.. Very quickly.

I just wanted to write some EriAra, so... I dunno, enjoy? I apologize immensely for my poor grammar TvT no planned sex so far! EDIT: Also, feel free to leave comments or prompts! I'll gladly reply to them

You the reader, enters the game Sburb with your 4 friends John, Jade, Rose, and Dave, and meet an alien race called TROLLS. Curious you converse with them and meet one named ERIDAN AMPORA and fall for the fish-dick. This is my first fanfic for homestuck so i apologize if it isnt that good please enjoy! WARNING POSSIBLE LEMON AT SOME POINT

Gamzee wakes up to find Tavros rummaging through his house trying to steal his stuff. What he doesn't know is that this boy is going to steal his heart in the meantime. may turn to M in second chapter. FIRST CHAPTER IS A TEST SO IT IS REALLY SHORT TO SEE IF PEOPLE LIKE IT.

By now Latula has come to terms with the idea that Mituna is irreparable. Even if he, her Tuna, is still here, she feels a missing piece as she watches the boy she feels red for cringe from his burns. A time may arrive when he breaks something irreplaceable and she might not be able to forgive him. (mild swearing because Mituna)

This week, we interviewed the infamous Dirk Strider from the equally infamous webcomic, Homestuck. It's a little-known fact that he used to be rather large, but he's decided to give us his top ten tips to lose weight in this exclusive interview.

John and Dave are soulmates. They just don't know it yet. (The AU where you see in black and white until you meet your soulmate)

He wasn't gonna kid himself, his life was never a normal one, yet for the past few years it held routine. That was enough. Until one day a girl decided to break the cycle. Now he has no clue where his life leads. At least it's nowhere boring. Humanstuck. First story so have mercy on a poor soul. As of now the rating is to give myself freedom to whatever I may plan for the future.

A collection of Homestuck one shots that can, and will, be about anything. From fluff to angst, AU to canon, all of it is up for being posted. Please note I had several of these chapters posted as separate stories and have now combined them all into one place

Kanaya accidentally spills dangerous chemicals. It's up to Rose to save the day, and their lab grade. But will this lab team discuss their...chemistry?

What will happen when four European teens launch Sburb Delta, meet a different humanoid race with candy corn-esque horns and odd blood colors, and are led by a hybrid who isn't supposed to be part of their session? Fun, right? These poor kids had no idea what was in store for them.

The Trickster Virus is a corruption that drives you to insanity... With no cure...

EriSol high school AU, in which they're in a secret relationship.

After blasting his science wand to pieces, Eridan finds himself only two inches tall. Rated T. Contains vore.

Dirk Strider slowly falls down a path of negative outcomes as he tries his best to "grow up" with his cousin and best friend at his side. Little did he know, he would meet Jake English, fall in love, and find himself, all in the span of one summer. Rated M for language and serious topics.

Your name is Gamzee Makara and you can't help but reflect on your precious moirail.

Nepeta Leijon is struggling to come out to her friends and family. Will she finally do it? Or will her flushed feelings go unnoticed?

Dave Strider is an odd 20 year old who falls head over heals for a make-shift band singer, Karkat Vantas. This doesn't make the young Strider a homosexual, just makes Karkat an exception. All Dave has to do is get the angry male to like him, how hard can that really be?

Some very light angst/fluff Spades Slick/Diamonds Droog. Human(ish) AU with the Midnight Crew during the peak of their activity in Midnight City. An angry Slick is confronted and then comforted by moirail Droog after a failed heist.

"You sigh. This was literally the exact opposite of what was supposed to happen. Now you're cold, damp, and probably going to be cannibalized for your succulent, tender flesh as the people around you descend into madness." - Or, the plane crash AU that nobody asked for. Tags for language, violence, canon pairings, some ships, slow build, and loaded cast. Title and Summary censored.

John and Karkat are famous thieves and have identified a mysterious artifact in a museum as the target of their latest heist.