Your name is John Egbert and you might have a little schoolgirl crush on Dave.

(Humanstuck,Ghoststuck&Hospitalstuck) You are ARADIA MEGDIO and you are staying at The UCU, The Unknown Conditions University. You can die for a few days then come back to life and talk to the undead. You find new friends that are interested in the story of why you are here. You decide to open up to a ghost you meet while roaming the grave yard. His name was Sollux. (TW: Suicide)

Seriously, what were we on-

The Heir, Witch, Knight, and Seer take a chance to find out how the twelve trolls of the Royal Castle are sneaking out at night, in hopes of having their one wish come true.

John says he's not a homosexual, but everybody can see he's just lying to himself. All Dave wants is for John to feel the same way as him. So Dirk and Jake come to help give john the push he needs. Will it work or will it push John away from his friend? come over and find out!

Karkat thinks over all the things that have happened over the past two years, looking back at when he first met the love of his life, up until the moment they separated. As he remembers all their moments together, he makes a decision that might change his life forever. [Dedicated to L3MONSNOUT413.] (might have some side EriSol and GamTav later on...maybe?)

John finally meets his idol Nicolas Cage! But is it all too good to be true?

John and karkat are highschool sweethearts but what happens when bad boy Dave shows up? pls read and review!

Gamzee comes down from the vents for once to "visit" Karkat- except he has formed a habit of stalking, and this along with simple loss of structure and sanity results in pretty creepy events.

Oh wow, another super short gamkar thing? What a surprise. This fic is too small for a summary so just go on ahead and see what it is.

Ok so i'm not really sure where I want to go with this, but I have a few ideas. There will for sure be some DirkJake, JohnDave, and possibly some other ships. follow me on tumblr, my url is strategossex.

On the planet of the pre-scratch trolls they've had a history of their own, living under the rule of the Empress presented a number of conflicts as the culled trolls increased rapidly in numbers, freedom only belonging to those who could avoid culling. This is the story of the Beforan Ancestors and their struggles against their own regime (tw death, gore probably, language)

After all of high school Kurloz was going to marry the girl of his dream. He just wished her Step-Father would be more understanding. (Inspired by the song by Magic!)

John decides to make a pit-stop in the middle of Terezi's instructions, and finds himself at the finishing podium of Sburb! What he finds will be unexpected, and he finds even more things to be unexpected when he zaps back to Terezi's list! In commemoration of the re-updating of Homestuck!

A quick story to get with the hype of Homestuck's upd8!

You wake up stuck to the sheets.

After weeks of trying, and failing, to get Kankri into the sweater made with love, Porrim finally manages to devise a plan where he can't reject it without it backfiring on him.

This is the story of the Signless, told to troll children and humans alike, shall we take a look see?

She was a ferocious lioness. No one dared to mess with her. She was a lone wolf. She didn't need anyone, and then she found him, alone, shriveling up in the summer sun. Pity pierced her heart, and she chose him. She chose him to be her faithful companion, to stand by her side until the end of time.

John Egbert has been plagued by spirits ever since his parents passed away. However one day he stumbles upon a bakery where he meets two witches, Jade and Rose, who in exchange for his employment, will free him from the spirits. Until then, he is thrown deeper into the world of the supernatural, all the while acquiring his own romantically-interested spirit bodyguard. JOHNDAVE

"There's more to love than just pity, Karkat," says John, with a roll of his eyes. Well, you think, if human love was that dumb you sure as hell didn't want to take any part in it.

The challenge is simple: get any anime, book, show or movie out there in the world and add as much Homestuck to it while still keeping the original story intact. You want an insert? Well you got one.

With no idea how, Dave Strider and John Egbert find themselves not only in each other's homes, but in each other's bodies. How will John handle the mind games of Bro? How will Dave handle the presence of Dad? In a generation of password locked everything, how will they reach each other and fix this? No Sburb, possible pairings later. Warnings for possible darker themes later.

"I beat up a guy." He replies through a mouthful of bloody tissue and swollen lips. You scowl at him, clutching the material of his shirt in your grasp. "And also his friends." T for mild violence and brief mention of homophobic language.

Fansession, not canon in the comic whatsoever. Rated for gore.