"Despite the fact that it OBVIOUSLY wasn't earth-born and slightly terrifying, i decide i might keep it. I mean, i couldn't just drive down to Area 51, drop it off, and expect it to live a completely normal and happy life." If you cant put down the clown, might as well raise it. Non-sburb au. rated T for future language, more characters to be added in the future.

Dave Strider is finally an official demon hunter. However he has strange blood that allows him to bind a demon called Karkat to him. This demon now belongs to Dave and has to do whatever he says. (Davekat, DirkJake. More ships might be included later on)

Karkat is in love with John. Dave is i love with Karkat. But what about John?

Dave Strider finds himself dead again, and back in the dream bubbles. Who the hell is this troll? One-shot, rated T for language, DaveXEridan pale. PALE not pail.

ratala contal is a cool troll living with all her friends. she can sing, dance, and loves to laugh. seems like the perfect life? well heres how her life is and and how she works with different issues and stuff there will be some yaoi tho just kissing and some cussing you have been warned. this is my f1st story so don't be a hater xD enjoy my story SPREAD DA STORY AROUND K?

Karkat and Terezi live a new and happy life with their friends on their sessions resulting lively planet. Karkat, however, has something he is keeping secret. But what is it exactly. (Will have extra chapters as I feel it is necessary to update the story.)

Karkat is dating Nepeta, but a little run in with Sollux makes Karkat question himself. Does he want to be more then friends? Might be a little smut later on in the story

Jake has been getting home later and later each night and Dirk knows exactly why, to see her (Jane). Dirk passes out drunk every night and has been destroying himself since he found out. The two are barely able to keep it together and are in all honestly falling apart. This could very well be the end for them.

( Trigger warning: My first story, Fem!GHB, Rating and genre might change just to be safe.) I was raised to be a blood thirsty, cold hearted troll, but here I am being pacified and pale with a mutant. What the MOTHERFUCKIN' HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?

Countless people have been hurt by Gamzee Makara, in many different ways. Tavros Nitram acts as a guide to show not only how Gamzee affected the lives of their friends, but also how Gamzee affected his life as well. Watch as Characters grow and develop when the bane of everyone's existence returns to town with only an emotionally crippled young man to prove how much he has changed.

Dave finds himself with a fairy, who is determined to take him back home with her.

Another joke fic because I can. Like, this tho. Help me, my joke ways are taking me over.

You wonder if he feels the same for you too (Short One-shot I found while clearing my folders and I thought it was cute, originally written in 2013)

Your name is Myra Arkensi, and when you opened your door in the middle of the night to the sound of crying and frantic scrabbling, you thought nothing good could come of it. But the soggy, battered troll you found cowering on your porch was definitely not what you expected.

Also titled What Have I Done, becauSE WHAT HAVE I DONE. This is a joke, by the way. I repeat, this is a joke! This is what happens when it's 2 AM and I have no WI-FI. This is what happens.

Just some SolKat for the soul. Rated M for future content, so... Have fun.

After a long day of shopping for gifts with his father, six-year-old John learns more about his mother and learns about how his parents met when his father tells the story over a cup of hot chocolate. Complete.

A short story/rant about the reversed hemospectrum AU. From the point of view of an unnamed, would-be-heiress. Just a little thing I was inspired to do. Come on, it will take three minutes of your time. (On another note, I'd love a critique!)

Jade and Jake go to Seattle and meet up with Vriska Serket along the way, and she and Jade talk.

'As awkward as the whole morning was, Dave couldn't wait for the next.' John/Dave fluff

This story will have descriptions of nudity, sexual situations, language, and ect. that may be inappropriate for some readers. Please read at your own risk. Unfinished

After his relationship blunder, Rufioh makes an attempt to speak to Damara once again. Fic inspired by the prompt: "I would die for you but you… you wouldn't even cry for me if I did." Warning: character death.

This is my Christmas special for the year. It's like the Christmas Story, but Homestuck style! With Christmas coming up, Rose and Kanaya decide to put on a Christmas pageant with all the others as the cast. Rose is determined to make this an amazing production, even though most of the cast are trolls who don't know anything about Christmas. Can they pull it off?

When the world ended on the 13th of April, there were a number of people, ranging from children to adults, that decided to play a certain game. SBURB. This is the story of a few university students who decided to play it for kicks. But, it turned out to be more than they bargained for.

Part one of my weird JohnDave thingy. (TW: mentions of rape) Rated M because consentual sex thou.