My first one, sorry if characters are a little OOC. Dave gets into a bad car crash leaving John thinking he's to blame. Feeling extremely guilty, John turns to self-harm. Possible DaveKat as the story progresses. Rated T for language. May be triggering. I do not own Homestuck, Andrew Hussie does

Aradia and her friends Sollux and Tavros are darting there first year at a new school for kids with powers they can not control. Pararings include arasol and many more. (There might be a little smut in later chapters.)

I am such a giant, stinky piece of Homestuck trash that whenever I hear a song, I can't help but stick a Homestuck character to them. It's sad, I know. Here are a few examples of my character lyrics, most likely to be expanded upon soon. Rated T for swearing.

The song is bleeding out by Imagine Dragons. Inspired by [S] Gameover

Dave es el mejor caballero del reino. Su hermano Dirk, le da la misión de matar a una malvada bruja y solo tiene 7 días para ello. Sin embargo, esta bruja no parece ser tan mala como le han informado... DaveJade, AU-Humanstuck/Medievalstuck. Angst de momentos, fluff a otros. M por lenguaje y posibles futuras muertes de personajes

Did someone ask for self-indulgent cronkri fanfiction? no? well too bad Humanstuck AU which may or may not actually be based on my own personal life hahaha

Horuss a peur du tour que prend sa relation avec Rufioh et Kurloz essaie d'être là pour lui à sa manière. Dit comme ça, on penserait qu'il va y avoir du smut. Peut-être si je continue ça.

Roxy and Rose get frisky. Rated M. Drabble.

All my written fills for the first bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter. These prompts took the form of "Remember when..."

When Sollux gets one of his headaches, tender care would be the province of a matesprit or moirail. Despite this, there are things that his kismesis can do to help him along.

John and Karkat buy a very special house. humanstuck (may contain violence later on)

*hinted Dave/Karkat, canon compliant* Over the course of three years spent on the meteor, travelling at top speed towards the new universe, Dave manages to break his shades twice.

*Dave/Karkat, ongoing* Karkat's life had turned into an inward spiral of familiar routine, where nothing much existed outside of courses and solitary movie nights. Until he happens to bump into a stranger on his way to college, and time starts ticking again.

Karkat nunca se va a quedar dormido en una fiesta de nuevo, nunca jamás. (Traducción de Feel the Beat por classyfuckinglady en ao3!)

Meenah and Aranea get into some fishy times together on a magic journey!

A cool guy needs some thread. (T just because of all the language)

This is the season of my loving, the second season I am to know.

Heartbroken over the loss of his moirail, Karkat finds solace in an unlikely place.

In light of the previous hundreds of years of fighting between the two species, the human and troll governments decided to implement the "Alternian Exchange Program" in which troll families would be moved from the troll-only country of Alternia to humans cities around the world for schooling and the same number of human families would be moved to Alternia. (Full summary inside)

The students seem uneasy about the fact that expulsion was such a loose concept. Was whoever decided expulsion rules out to expel everyone? Who was in charge? Why did he want this? Does he even know what expulsion means at this point? Whoever he is he must be a crazy-ass motherfucker. Semi-psychopathic to abuse such a power. Homies gettin expelled for tying their shoelace wrong.

John teaches Vriska how to play piano.

This is a BecxJaspers oneshot I wrote while bored in class on Friday. I was dressed as human Jaspers, what did you expect me to do? sit there bored? Read it, I promise that it's full of cute, I mean I write a lot of cute stuff so, yeah go for it.

Nepeta does something stupid while working at the coffee shop. Terezi/Nepeta Oneshot fluff that sucks :/ I rewrote it a little 'cause I suck :[

Jake and Dirk haven't been doing so well lately. And soon enough, Dirk snaps at Jake.

Sollux x Shy!Molested!Reader Fanfiction. You move to a new school with no friends and no intentions of making some. Then he shows up and all plans go down the drain. Your mind Is wiped clean as you get a new perspective in life. When the time comes, you can't seem to let him go. You are his Honey, and he is your Bee