Humanstuck. A down and out Gamzee buys an abandoned candy store and starts turning it into the hottest new bar in town. Feel free to suggest ships or characters you'd like to see in the future!

John eats a red Popsicle. Karkat is aroused by this. Slash.

Jade finally does what she's been itching to do for years; wear Dave's glorious cape. A beautifully stupid piece of fluff. T just for Dave's vernacular.

This is an interactive human/medievalstuck adventure, in which you leave commands for Tavros in the reviews! After the first chapter or two, reviewers will be able to vote on their own commands! The most popular choice wins out! Anon reviews count as half a vote. Friendly corrections and critiques would be wonderful via PM! Welcome, friends! The adventure awaits.

Karkat is sent to an alternate timeline by a crack in reality caused by Lord English. Meenah Peixes isn't about to let anything happen to her flush-crush so she does the only obvious thing there is to do: recruit the only non-Megido time hero she knows, Dave Strider, which is how Aqua Punk-Girl, Davecape, and somehow Rufioh Nitram ended up on a quest to save a certain mutant troll.

For Felix. Dirk buys aphrodisiac candles and sticks them in Dave's room to mess with him. But Dave puts them somewhere else. Right next to Dirk's futon. Stridercest. DirkXDave.

Okay this is not Homestuck, I couldn't find a Category that would fit this Creepypasta Fanfic

The title doesn't lie; AU of a Feferi grown to gigantic size who inexplicably awakens in the devil-realm of Baator outside a city of evil, witnessed by local incompetent Wormwood. Working out where she is, she does the most logical thing: wreck everything.

Novelization of the YouTube short "Magic Cupcakes." Sorry it's not in second person, but eh. I'm trying. Altered ending for no particular reason. Rated T for Karkat's language.

I headcannon Psi being able to glimpse the future as the Signless sees the past. Here is What Lies Ahead as revealed in his visions.

Ankaa Symphos has been avoiding going on a journey to find those responsible for her curse and loved ones deaths. on the way she will meet Eridan, Feferi, Sollux, Gamzee, Tavros, and many more characters. together they will journey to save their realm and possibly her life. will she make it or will she fail? Homestuck belongs to Hussie and Rating may change. ENJOY

POST GAME: Bit of stupid fluff. Jade sees Karkat just down the hall and decides to chat with him Please excuse it it's my first one... T because Karkat's language Based upon a roleplay I did a little while back

(Requested by anonymous on Tumblr It contains Fin having a tentacle fetish) As you walk to the bar with your last bits of money you stumble upon a group of thugs beating up someone from the Felt. You see your chance clear and decide to save him in an attempt to get on his good side, hoping to get a little money out of it. But what you get is even more than you hoped for.

Era el momento de intentar arreglarlo. Drabble EriFef.

For the past year or so, Karkat has been quiet and hasn't interacted with anyone if not necessary; he's too afraid of hurting someone with his harsh words again. Will John Egbert's nerve-wrecking persistence manage to make him snap at him? And will he hate Karkat for it? /AU, no romance for now, just friendship. My first fanfic. Tell me what you think.

Would you believe a preachy, celibate brat could write a love song?

"Oh, that's my sister, Jade, she just came here over the summer after our grandfather died. She used to live on an island-" You stopped listening after that. 'Egbert has a sister? Why didn't he tell me' You thought. Well of course you know damn well why he didn't he tell you, naturally, but still. Rated T for Language. (Come on it's Homestuck I'm sure you guys are used to it)

In which trolls and Humans live together. Anyone with a brain can guess it won't be perfect. With slavery, cultural clashes, and simple murder it's a mess. Whose idea was this?

A short CroKri fic where Kankri keeps his promise. TW: character death, emetophobia (fear of vomiting), mention of blood. Cover image by hasanashomestucklair on tumblr.

A inside take of Terezi's thoughts from one of her lowest lows in Openbound, A6I3. A moment that was seen and intercepted by our favorite grumpy sweetheart Karkat. From their it's just shipping magic. XD Heavily Imspired by Dorothy Parker's "The Waltz".

"Hold me while I fall sleep, love, With hopes I awake in your arms." - Dirk Strider has watched the world he knew fade away. Awakening to a new Alternia, he has never felt so lost. Where have the people he knew and loved gone? And was all the time he wasted asleep, really all worth it?

DavexJohn AU where john volunteers at a fire department and meets Dave because he got himself stuck in the baby swing at a park.

Kurloz pensaba que nadie podría salvar a su Moirail de la vida de blasfemia y lascivia que llevaba. Y ella sólo esperaba encontrar a su verdadero príncipe... aunque no fuese azul.

The reader is a slave on the run, once a slave to The Empress she escaped to be recaptured by the GHB. A lemon will be present when I write it so don't be stupid and ask were it is.

Around the world, about thirty or forty individuals are diagnosed with what is called Alternian Syndrome. Even though they never met each other, they know their names and their personality. And they describe in perfect detail of a world destroyed, and this game called SBURB. No one knows if this is really a syndrome, or something else.