Sollux! Karkat! Miley Cyrus! Everyone is an asshole! BUT THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE

Tavros is a set designer in Hollywood. With all his work he's had to hire baby sitters. However he finally called his old friend Gamzee, some one he trust with his own life, to baby sit his little five year old. Gamzee still has feelings for Tavros however.

As John and Co. go about their session, four more kids must survive the ordeals of SBURB. OCxOC, strong language and adult humour. You have been warned.

"Otro día más que volvía a pasar de él, para variar. Desde luego Egbert había cambiado mucho desde aquella vez."

Sadstuck: Karkat and Sollux became matesprites after the game ended, and have been living with each other sence. But when Sollux dosn't come home from work, will Karkat lose him for good? A Solkat fanfic.

John has developed a sort of attraction to his best friend. He hopes to make a move during Dave's stay at his house. He has all summer to make one, but will he be able to work up the courage, or will he chicken out like he has so many times in the past (dom John/ sub Dave Hope you enjoy it guys ( . . )

This is a Homestuck fanfic that takes the Imps and gives them a leader who Dave, Rose, and John must fight. Some points of refrence are not completely accurate to Homestuck and i apologize however i had to make some changes to make it sound better. Hope you enjoy!

This is a Homestuck/King Arthur cross over. There are none of the original Homestuck characters, I just borrowed the universe. This was actually an assignment I had for school, but I decided to publish it as well. I hope it is enjoyable and if the feedback is good I may just expand this into a full out story. Onward! Nope no spoilers and definitely no summary! (I suck at those o.o)

A small peek into the activities aboard the ship. A request by telchineAqualode. Contains:Sexual themes

Davesprite met Jaxa at the beginning of Jaxa's journey. Why did it take him so long to realize they were so much alike? (Im bad at summaries, please give Jaxa a chance. Might change rating.)

read to kinda figure the title out. I'll make more chapters to this. Johnkat, john x karkat, karkat x john, johnkar how ever you wanna put it. All my stories sound good in my head

Just a quick fluffy Solkat fanfic :3

It's a true love, still sailin' ship, with Eyeless Jack & Safire. They fall in love yet Slender nor The Forest Queen is not happy with it. It's a musical

The kids beat the game with the help of the trolls, but there's just one problem... One-shot

The long awaited sequel to Rose In Wonderland! A mysterious girl confronts Rose, telling her about Underland. She gives her a looking glass, then disappears. Rose finds herself in Underland, relieved to finally have some peace. But Underland is at war once more, and the enemy alludes them. It falls on Rose once again to save Undrland and protect her friends. But will she succeed?

"That's where, in the light of the moon, I catch my first real glimpse of him. "Oh, shit." I mutter before ducking behind the tree again. He has horns and grey skin. He's a fucking alien. "The X-Files should have prepared me for this." " Extraterrestrial!Stuck AU. Arasol. Rated T for swearing and possibly will change due to some possible sexual scenes later on.

This is just a little fluffy PALE KarKan drabble I wrote a while ago. Enjoy!

GRIMDARK. At first it had manifested in nightmares or talking in her sleep. But slowly, things had escalated, and she found herself prone to breakdowns. She had, on several mornings, awoken from a dream speaking in tongues. Blood would ooze from her eyes in place of tears on rare occasions. But the weirdest of symptoms occurred one evening spent with the usual suspects.

Scapegoat- a person made to take the blame or suffer in the place of others. Centering around Gamzee. Takes place partially before the game. Warning: Sadstuck, Feels, Violence, Character Death, Drug Abuse, Animal Abuse, Child Abuse, Non-Con/Rape, etc. Basically the author pees on Gamzee. Enjoy!

they do the frick {this is a crack, fanon johndave fic. prepare to have your eyes burn. }

Cronus doesn't want to exist, and one night he wishes on a falling star. Will he get his wish, or will something else come true? Oneshot :3 Based off a prompt on tumblr.

Two best friends discover an actual version of Sburb. This is based on an RP. Rated T for language and suggestive material.

"Well then," he said, holding my jaw firmly in place, "I'd say it's about time for a little payback." Literally nothing but some rushed Porn Without Plot. Demon!Stuck. Demon!Jake x Hunter!Reader x Demon!Dirk. Not quite Romance-y. Warning for Dub-con, Masochism, Light Bondage, Drugging (?) and Biting/Blood. #noshame

a seaquil to blind fish

go die davesprite