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Authors note: So sorry for the delay. I was in a rut. No ideas came to me at all. NOT ONE! Until I started watching cheap cartoons. Then I got ideas, and this is the results! And pocky in your mouth is insperational!
Sessho-Maru v.s. Pocky
Part 3
"I have prepared plan B" explained Kagome "And you, Inu-Yasha and you, Miroku, will help me in my plot." admitted Kagome "Whatever, so, what's your plan?" asked Inu-Yasha "These" proclaimed Kagome as she held up pieces of paper with writing on them "Um..Kagome..I hate to burst your bubble...But...Sessho-Maru is *not* afraid of paper." admitted Inu-Yasha "This is no ordinary paper, no, no, no, no, it's a demon charm! When it is placed on a demon, their molecules freeze into place." explained Kagome "Cool!" exclaimed Miroku "Watch!" said Kagome as she approached Inu-Yasha "Oh no Kagome!" said a scared Inu-Yasha "Oh yes!" she said as she slammed the charm on his forehead. Inu-Yasha is immobilised. "Okay, let's say I splash him with water." Miroku grabs a bucket full of water and splashes it on him "Did he feel that?" asked Miroku "Nope." said Kagome proudly. Then Miroku tries to tickle Inu-Yasha with a feather and smacks his head with his staff "This is awesome! So, how do you reverse it?" asked Miroku "Simple, remove the charm." explained Kagome as she removed the charm. Inu-Yasha wakes up "AHH-CHOOO! Oow! Why does my head hurt? And why am I wet?" asked Inu-Yasha "Bad dream." replied Miroku.
Sessho-Maru layed on the smooth grass, enjoying the sun's ray, and pocky, when suddenly, he caught the sent of more pocky. "I better get it now, before I lose the scent!" said Sessho-Maru as he got up "Where are you going, Sessho-Maru-Sama?" asked Rin "To get pocky, stay here." ordered Sessho-Maru "Okay!" exclaimed Rin.
He ran to the heart of the forest until he saw it! But also he saw his little brother, a monk and that psycho girl that his brother liked "Bad taste in women." he thought as he approached them enough to hear what he's saying, but he was hiding in a flower patch so they would not get his scent. "It's noon, and if I remember right, it's also Sessho-Maru's diner time, meaning he's hungry!" informed Inu-Yasha "Betrayed by my own brother, backstabbing son of a bitch!!" muttered Sessho-Maru "Right! So let's lay a trap for him!!!" informed Kagome. She leaves, she returns "We will trap him with THIS!" says Kagome as she shows the giant mousse trap. "That's cruel." spatted out Miroku "So? Stealing my pocky isn't!?!?!" screamed Kagome. Miroku remained speechless."They think there going to trap me with that thing? I don't think so!" said Sessho-Maru as he ran off.
He grabbed a rope and tied one end to a tree nearby and the other side of the rope to a tree across, placed a ramp on a dead log on the ground with one end touching the ground. And on a tree just above it, he put a bag he filled with sand, and tied it to a rope, and tied that rope to the tree beside it. Take's a big bowl, fills it up with mud break a hollow log in half, put the half up a tree, put a piece of wood a little past the start of the hollow log put's the mud in it, and goes back near the mouse trap, but this time letting them get his scent.
Back at the trap though, while Sessho-Maru was preparing, they put a box of pocky on the place where you usually put cheese and covert the rest of it with leaves and grass "This will get him!" said Kaome, then suddenly they all start laughing "Laugh while you still can, because when I'm trough, you won't be laughing anymore!" whispered Sessho-Maru.
Miroku, Kagome and Inuyasha hid behind a tree on one side of the trap and Sessho-Maru on the other "Hey! Sessho-Maru, we feel sorry for harassing you, you must be hungry, we have some pocky for you!" screamed Kagome. Sessho-Maru rolled his eyes. "Jee, I am hungry. That's nice of you guys." said Sessho-Maru "He fell for it!" whispered Kagome, as the turned their backs at him, so they wouldn't see the impact.
Sessho-Maru grabbed a stick and smacked the edge of the trap "ooooh, ooh," cried Sessho-Maru "We got him!" screamed Miroku. They all started running towards the trap, when they get there, Inu-Yasha checks if he's there. Sessho-Maru activates the trap with his stick and it falls on Inu-Yasha's foot "AAAAHHHH!!" screamed Inu-Yasha in pain "Later!" screamed Sessho-Maru as he grabbed the pocky and scrammed to his booby traps. Miroku runs after him, but trips on the rope and falls on the bottom of the ramp dazed, Sessho-Maru jumps on the other end of the ramp, from a tree above, and sends Miroku flying into a tree. Kagome and Inu-Yasha both trip on the rope and end up on the bottom of the ramp. Sessho-Maru cuts the end of the rope holding the bag full of sand, the bag falls on the other end, sending Kagome and Inu-Yasha exactly where Miroku is. When they get there they see Sessho-Maru "You goddamed tramp!!" screams Kagome "I hope your make-up get's stolen!!" she screams once more "BITCH!" screams Sessho-Maru as he cut the rope releasing the mud, down the hollow three, and on to our trio. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Better luck next time!" screamed Sessho-Maru as he ran off with a new box of pocky. "I'm not through with you yet!" screamed Kagome.
End of chapter 3
Authors note: Whoo! That was fun to write, once again sorry for the delay, chapter four is soon to come, I'm full of ideas now. Well, Read and review!