Ask Ganondorf, Link and their friends!

Disclaimer: nope dun own it

Author's note: wow, it took longer to get to 10 reviews then I thought… oh well what matters are there are 10 so I can do the next chapter! And oh yeah, if you spelled a word wrong (accidental or purpose) I'll be using spell-check to correct it so, you don't have to worry your self to much about spelling

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Sonic: hey where's the intro?

Shadow: I think wing normally did it but he's in Tierra del Fuego right now

Link: great now the show will never start!

Ganondorf: and it's all because of you two losers!

Sonic: is it my fault he like AAML and S+S?

Ganondorf: do you even know for sure that he liked those?

Sonic: well…I assumed…

Ganondorf: you IDIOTS!

Wing: *runs in* Hi everybody!

Ganondorf: I thought you were in Tierra del Fuego!

Wing: well I was, and it took so long for the reviews to get in I decided to take a vacation

Ganondorf: oh…

Wing: anyway, without further ado I welcome you to the second edition of "Ask Link, Ganondorf and there friends!"

Link: he seems cheerier then usual…

Shadow: must've been the vacation…

Wing: anywho, our first person is the Clow Hatter!

Clow Hatter: *evil grin* Great, it's written by two characters I want to merciless die in a very horrible way, especially Elfy.

Shadow: ha ha! Elfy!

Link: wow 5 seconds in to the show and I've already been insulted…

Clow Hatter: *pouts* I think I used all my good questions to mentally scar Young Link. Awww....

Link: *sarcastic* I feel sooooo sorry for you…

Clow Hatter: Sonic-In the Archie Comics of Sonic, issue 110#, the people of Station Square try to nuke the Eggman. In your personal opinion, if you had nuclear weapons on you...would to also nuke the Eggman as well?

Sonic: No, Eggman is the easiest to scam on poker night

Shadow: he sure is, I got his pants from him! *pulls out giant pair of pants*

Ganondorf: I got his egg walker, now I can go joy riding after the show!

Clow Hatter: Ganondorf-How does it actually feel being the only dick in the country? Now this is going to be REAL INTERESTING, kids.

Ganondorf: it feels nice, oddly enough-HEY! WHO MESSED WITH THE CUE CARDS?!?!?!?

Sonic: *whistles innocently*

Clow Hatter: Hylian Bastard" Link-What's with the tunic that looks like skirt? Can't you die a horrible horrible death? Why in the gamecube Zelda game, you look like a midget with evil eyes? Are you really gay? (You must be if you let Shiggy countless mock his own creation 24/7!!! LoL!!)
Oh, why am I calling you a "Hylian Bastard"? Simple, you are one and plus you anal raped my Yoshi player with your sword in Smash Bros.

Link: I'll answer these all at once *takes a deep breath

Ganondorf: this'll be good

Link: The tunic is standard Koriki clothing it was either this or the dress. I can, but I'll try my hardest not to. You know what? I-DON'T-KNOW! Nintendo doesn't tell me these things anymore! No I'm not gay. I don't know why you're calling me a Hylian Bastard. It wasn't me; it was one of the many clones that Master hand made of me.

Ganon: wow, he did all of that without blowing his top

Shadow: is he on Ritalin?

Link: yes, yes I am

Clow Hatter: Shadow-If you could explain all your qualities, persona, and characteristics into one word that bestly describes you...what word will that be?

Shadow: it would be…

*we are experiencing technical difficulties*

Link: wow that fits really well

Shadow: well I stayed up till about 5 thinking of it

Link: 5 A.M.?

Shadow: no 5 P.M.

All: *stare at Shadow*

Shadow: hey you've heard the saying; early to bed early to rise makes a person strong aware and wise

Ganondorf: that's not how it goes

Shadow: I know

Clow Hatter: I'll be back with more questions, if these questions haven scarred Elfy yet.

Link: I'll be waiting with a case full of Ritalin

Wing: next up, M2 the Mewtwo Guru!

M2: Zello, everyone. I'm here to uh...question you? Yah that!

Link: you'll never get anything out of me copper! *burns up a piece of paper, and swallows the ashes*

Wing: Link, you're being paid to answer her questions…

Link: oh yeah…

M2: Sonic- Listen up you pissy little fur ball! Shut your yap and be good or I'll....sen the mews after you and...dress you up like Barney!

Sonic: one, I ain't pissy, two bring it on

Link: you stole some of my Ritalin

Sonic: problem?

Link: no, not really

Ganondorf: their calmness is a real downer…

Shadow: yeah usually we're the calm ones and they're the hyperactive idiots

Wing: M2 please continue before Depression descends upon my fan fic

M2: Shadow- Before I think you are a wimp like Sonic, can you at least kick his leg? It won't be that bad.

Shadow: I'll do better then that *cracks Sonic's leg bones like twigs*

Sonic: …ouch

Shadow: Geez! How much Ritalin did you take!?!

Sonic: couple crates, why?

Shadow: never mind *sulks back to his seat*

M2: Ganondork- Did you realize I put Ganondork for you name? Do you hate that? Oh well. I'm sure many people like to make fun of you. No hard feelings...it's just funny!

Ganondorf: just call me "Ganon the cannon!" not Ganondork

M2: All- How the heck did you become friends? Two weird...uh...weird guys, and two freak hedgehogs... how in the world did you become friends?

Ganondorf: well me and Link went down to Moe's Tavern with another Friday night without a date, and we were drinking our sorrows away in many many duffs, when Sonic and Shadow walked in, they were drummed out of their poker league for un-named reasons, so the four of us had a poker game together, and since then we've been thick as thieves!

Shadow: geez, whatta corny way to tell a story, you didn't even tell them about the mass casualties

Ganondorf: well I wanted to keep it short

Shadow: ah

M2: Tis all I have to ask so, Sha sha!

Ganondorf: Sha Sha?

Shadow: what kind of crappy word is Sha Sha?

Sonic: HEY! DON'T QUESTION THE SHA SHA!

Link: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE SHA SHA?!?!?! *they both attack Ganondorf and Shadow*

Ganondorf: OW! OKAY I'M SORRY!

Shadow: PLEASE STOP PUMMELING ME!!

Link and Sonic: you shant question the Sha Sha again!!!

Ganondorf: okay! Geez!

Wing: uh…up next is Dr. Nick!

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!

Everybody: Hi Dr. Nick!

Dr. Nick: Link & Ganondorf & Shadow, too-Can you drag your respective clones (Y.Link and C.Falcon) and beat them senseless? You are the originals, not them! Shadow, do the same to Sonic, too.

Ganondorf and Link: Okay! *run off to find their clones* 

Shadow: *evil grin* oh I'm gonna enjoy this *cracks knuckles

Ganondorf and link: *come back with clones*

Wing: let the beating commence!

Ganondorf: knock me out and lock me in a safe so you can steal my spot in the first super smash bros. Game will ya? Well take THIS! *rips off C. Falcon's head*

Link: I never liked small clones of myself! *beats Y.Link's head with a stick*


Shadow: Time to put this to rest…

Sonic: but you just started!

Shadow: DISAPPEAR! *Sonic is engulfed by many chaos spears*

Sonic: OUCHIE! OUCHIE! OH THE TERRIBLE PAIN!

Wing: okay that's enough *y. link and C. Falcon disappear, and sonic is healed* continue please Dr. Nick

Dr. Nick: All-Can you beat up Marth and Ness and then turn them into beef jerky with a ray gun, and then serve the beef jerky to rabid were poodles?

Link: sorry we dun like Marth bashing

Ganondorf: but we'll gladly beat up Ness and uh… Li showron!

Sonic and Shadow: *drag the two on stage*

Ganondorf: gentlemen, start your engines!

The four run at them and start beating the living who-ha out of them, they continue for about four hours

Ganondorf: Link, the Ray gun!

Link: *hands Ganondorf a ray gun*

Ganondorf: *shoots them and they transform in to puppy chow* ...why didn't they turn in to beef jerky?

Link: budget cuts

Ganondorf: oh well close enough! Release the were poodles!

Link: More budget cuts

Ganondorf: well what do we have then?!?!

Link: a batch of rabid Pikmin, courtesy of M2, and Mewtwo

Ganondorf: release the rabid mews then!

Link: aye aye cap'n! *releases the rabid Pikmin, and they eat the puppy chow in an instant*

Ganondorf: wow, never saw puppy chow bleed….

Link: I didn't know Pikmin had such sharp teeth

Sonic: I didn't know Pikmin even had teeth

Shadow: I didn't know there was such a thing as a rabid Pikmin

Wing: please continue Dr. Nick

Dr. Nick: That is all.

Wing: okies, next up is soniclink2119

soniclink2119: Sonic, You're cool, you're fast, and I like you, why do the other people hate you? (Although I admit Shadow's sorta cool too, he skates on LIGHT for crying out loud!)

Sonic: Kid, you're alright, and I don't know why everyone hates me

Shadow: cause I'M here!

Sonic: oh yeah, around the time SA2 came out my popularity crumbled like a bad brick wall…

Wing: wow that was short, up next: Edgar!

Edgar: Hello y'all. Cool story. Now here are my questions for now.

Shadow: ask away

Edgar: 1. To all: What's your favorite baseball team?

Ganondorf: the Hyrule Gerudos!

Link: The Hyrule Kuroki's!

Sonic: Hyrule has two baseball teams?

Link: well seeing as Koriki don't age past ten there in the little league

Sonic ah

Shadow: the ARK scientists!

Sonic: they had a baseball team

Shadow: yeah when they weren't working on weapons of doom, they played baseball!

Sonic: oh, well mine is the Station Square peoples'es

Edgar: 2. To all: Does "The Mad Hatter" mean anything to you?

Sonic: means somebody's been watching too much Alice and wonderland

Shadow: Means somebody sells hats to insane people

Ganon: means an insane hat salesman

Link: means the hat market is very dry

Edgar: 3. To all: Priority Mail or Fed Ex?

Sonic: priority, I'm fast and so is my Mail!

Shadow: Fed Ex, I trust them

Ganon: depends on whether I want the mail to get there fast, or don't care how long it will take

Link: neither, I use e-mail

Edgar: That's all for now. I'LL BE BACK!!!!!!

Link: we'll be waiting…

Wing: next up is A Big Weird Looking Rabid Rabbite

A Big Weird Looking Rabid Rabbite: o.0 Helllllllll-o. 0.o

Ganondorf: Hiya

Link: sup?

Sonic: how's it hangin?

Shadow: hi  

A Big Weird Looking Rabid Rabbite: Question #1; Oniondorf; or Ganniondorf, or whatever yer name is, what is with the green tinted skin? O.o;

Ganondorf: it's GANONDORF! And it's because I stayed out in the sun to long, my skin used to be a very charming black

Link: Ganon, charming…that's an oxymoron…

Ganondorf: bite me, elf boy

Link: you stole some of my Ritalin to

Ganon: yep

Link: WHY DOES EVERYBODY STEAL MY STUFF?!?!?!

Ganondorf: cause its fun

Link: …

A Big Weird Looking Rabid Rabbite: Question #2; to all; If someone dared you all to do the hula dance, would ya'll?

Ganondorf: no

Link: no

Shadow: no

Sonic: no

A Big Weird Looking Rabid Rabbite: Question #3; If someone released a rabid Rabbite whom chased after Sonniku; what wouldja'll do?

Link: watch

Ganondorf: pull up a chair, and get comfy

Shadow: break out the popcorn

Sonic: so nice to know I have such caring friends…

A Big Weird Looking Rabid Rabbite: :3 That all.

Link: buh bye Mr. Rabbit

Wing: next up is Mizustarangel

Mizustarangel: Look its Link & Shadow! KAWAII!!

Shadow: it feels good to be Kawaii

Link: you ain't just whistling dixe brother

Mizustarangel: Gannon: Why are you such a baka? Why didn't you use your triforce to find the other two?

Ganon: 1. nobodies perfect 2. Because the fat cats at Nintendo wouldn't let me (no offense to the fat cats- I mean respectable employees at Nintendo)

Mizustarangel: Can you speak Japanese? What's wrong with S+S?! If you wasn't Kawaii I'd bop you one!

Link: si

Ganon: that's Spanish stupid

Link: oh, well yes I can but I forgot how to say yes. Well for one thing it's Yaoi, and me dun like Yaoi. That's the great thing about being Kawaii

Mizustarangel: Shadow: You're too Kawaii!! What do you think of Rouge & would you get with her?

Shadow: whee! I'm too Kawaii for my own good! I think she has an obsession with jewels, and no I wouldn't, I'd lose my cool reputation

Mizustarangel: Suggestion: Could you get Knuckles to make an appearance? PLZ? That's it!

Wing: I'll think about it

Mizustarangel: Ja Ne!
~Mi-cha ^__6

Wing: up next is Static2007

Static2007: Ganadorf: How old are you?

Ganondorf: 23 years, 5 months, and 6 days

Link: you? 23? HA!

Ganondorf: I'll see you after the show elf boy

Static2007: Link: Why do you put up with Navi?

Link: cause she's better then Tatl

Static2007: Shadow: Is it hard being the best?

Shadow: no all I gotta do is sit here and look pretty

Sonic: you? Pretty? HA!

Shadow: tag team after the show

Ganondorf: heck yeah

Static2007: Sonic: How many times has Amy hit you with her Piko Piko Hammer?

Sonic: 26 and a ½

Shadow: how did she hit a half?

Sonic: she tried to hit me after I just got my spines sharpened, the hammer was cleaved clear in half!

Shadow: ah, of course

Wing: up next is Alman

Alman: *Appears in a puff of smoke*

Sonic: ohh, purdy special effects

Alman: Okay questions

Sonic: hit me!

Alman: Sonic/Shadow: Why are there so many fics about you two being gay?

Sonic: because the human mind is a weird thing, I mean look at wing his mind is weird enough to host this thing!

Wing: but I don't have a choice

Sonic: you're a psycho with enough power to take out Texas, I think that qualifies you to have a choice

WE INTERRUPT THIS FIC TO PROVIDE YOU WITH INFORMATION!

The psycho with enough power to take out Texas line was borrowed from www.bobandgeorge.com I heavily suggest you read it if you're a fan of Megaman or a fan of humor

We now return you to your regularly scheduled fic

Wing: ……. D'oh!

Alman: Link: What's with the skirt?

Link: standard Koriki apparel, they were designed like this because it was assumed nobody would leave the forest, so people could point and laugh at our funny clothes

Alman: Ganondorf: What's with that sword? you never use it.

Ganondorf: one, it's too rusted. two, it's two powerful. three, I'm a Freakin warlock! Warlocks don't use swords!

Link: what about that Duel monster "Neo the magic swordsman"

Ganondorf: well the fact that he used a sword and magic is what made him so special!

Link: ah, touché

Alman: That's all for now! *Another puff of smoke, but he's still there.* Damn this trapdoor! *beats on it* *Trap door opens and he falls through it*

Wing: uh you might wanna watch out for the feds and lawyers

Alman: feds and lawyers?

Fed: did you know that was cruelty to trapdoors up there?

Lawyer: your contract says you were supposed to ask all of them a question including wing!

Alman: SAVE ME JEBUSS!!!!!

Wing: I can't watch this *closes the trapdoor and he drowns out the sound*

A/n: I hope you didn't mind me talking for you Alman, if you did I'll uh… bake you a cake

Wing: up next is Elfshire

Elfshire: Shadow: How'd you survive?

Shadow: I uh… *waves hand ala Jedi mind trick* there are no plot holes! (another borrowed line from Bob and George, and yes I have no shame)

Elfshire: A Jedi you are not my friend

Shadow: *clubs Elfshire over the head causing a quick stint of amnesia*

Elfshire: Shadow, I was about to ask you something, but I forgot what it was

Shadow: Dandy

Elfshire: anywho, Link: Are you appearing on Soul Caliber II? I heard a rumor that you were...

Link: well wing's never played soul caliber two and doesn't know anything about it and our knowledge is linked directly to his on that kinda stuff, so sorry I dun know

Elfshire: Ganondorf: Are you jealous of this?

Ganondorf: yes, I WANTED TO BE IN SOUL CALIBER II!!

Link: you didn't even know it existed until a few minutes ago

Ganondorf: so?

Elfshire: Sonic: I know Amy is young and annoying, but if she was older would you go out with her?

Sonic: most likely not

Elfshire: All: Who's the strongest?

Sonic: Ganondorf

Link: Yes I admit it, Ganondorf

Shadow: Ganondorf

Ganondorf: Ganondorf, he's so strong and hot and sexy! I mean me!

Shadow, Link, Wing, and Ganondorf: O_o

Ganondorf: what?

Elfshire: Wing: STOP HUMILIATING SONIC

Wing: aw, but it's so fun! Up next is our last person of the day, Nicole!

Nicole: Oooo...interactive fanfics! Goodie...

Wing: I know, other then the fact that the feds and the lawyers are making it miserable it's pretty cool, and the free buffet lunches can't be beat!

Nicole: Link: Why are you friends with Ganondork...er dorf?(couldn't help myself)

Link: cause off the set he doesn't always try to kill my girlfriend and rule the world

Ganondorf: speak for yourself elf-boy!

Nicole: Shadow: Do your shoes run on batteries?

Shadow: no they run off the power I give them when I pump my legs, pretty sophisticated eh?

Nicole: Sonic: Have you ever ran into a tree or something when running at 60 mph through a forest?

Sonic: yes, and it HURTS!!

Nicole: All: Can you all stop picking on Wing for a change?

…I'm guessing the answer is no

Sonic: no

Shadow: never

Link: not in a million years

Ganondorf: not a bloody chance

Wing: wow sure feels nice to know my friends care about me, and that ends another stupid episode of this crappy show, I think I'll retire early

Ganondorf: you're only 13

Wing: quiet GanonDORK!

Ganondork: oh it is ON! *the two get in to a fight*

Sonic: 20 bucks says wing beat the snot outta Ganon

Link: you're on

Just to dispel any junk, no I don't want to quit this show, I wouldn't trade it for any thing in the world, well money maybe, lot's of money would be nice, but until then, I'll keep doing this fic, until I start having dreams about it, then I'll use the dreams for material!