Dave writes about his (not so) amazing days. Sadstuck, Humanstuck. Never played sburb. TW: self harm mentioned, suicide mentioned

You have never really liked her or get why everyone else did. She has always seemed kind of a hypocrite to you. Even though it is obvious you two despite each other, you tolerated each other presence. The typical "you don't get on my way, I don't get in yours" kind of agreement. It was perfect that way. The things changed when she started flirting with your moirail…

Okay, you probably should have realized that hanging out with a dead alien who also might think the two of you are almost-kinda-not-really dating would be weird and difficult! In your tenuous defense, though, you thought the crush thing was in the past. That was maybe not your brightest moment. Johnkat.

"You're so cute I could cuttlefish with you all night long!" she says, and grins with all ten thousand of her needle-thin teeth.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i love PB&J and im not talkin bout the sandwich

I suck at summaries, so please read first chapter, all info is there. Rated M for language, as well as violence and other stuff in later chapters OC requests are open

Sollux walked up to the barn and lowered his hat to cover his eyes. "Is this your first time riding?" Mituna asked. "No. And it won't be my last." ( Kind of a crack fic. Two western brothers who run a ranch together lived happily until one night Mituna gets bucked off a horse. )

When Eridan announces that his plan to take down the landdwellers is imminent, Feferi knows that he has to be stopped. Rated K for implied character death. One-shot. Cover image creds and characters belong to Andrew Hussie.

different one-shot/two-shoot davekats that will be updated usually

In which a friend's ideal date and my real life otp meeting finally, I take my favorite pairing and have them meet for the first time in Dave's home town. And John's got a little more than a cute dorky outfit to surprise Dave with.

Following her conversion as a helmsman, Aradia attempts to come to terms with her new captain, Feferi Peixes.

In the afterlife, Nepeta Leijon awakes to find herself sharing a lonely dream bubble with Eridan Ampora.

An examination of the life and times of Alpha Rose Lalonde.

The rise and decline of Her Imperious Condescension, Meenah Peixes

College artist Jade Harley's boyfriend just broke up with her, so she's having a pretty bad day. She'd be happy to just hit up her friend Roxy to forget all about it, but life has other plans—because she already set up an appointment with her ex-boyfriend's brother, the famous model Dirk Strider. Title (and most of the fic idea) credit to borggunslinger. T for swearing

The apocalypse started approximately three and a half months ago, and it's the best thing that ever happened to them.

Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas don't run in the same circles, but that can change. They can become acquaintances. They can become friends. Other things can't change, no matter how much someone wants them to. Drabble short series

Gamzee and Tavros met at 5 years old and quickly became friends. This story goes through their years as their lives change. Humanstuck au. Started as connected oneshots and fluff.

He's done with a lot of things, and normally he'd be ok. However, he has no one to lean on; no one to talk to; no one to listen. Rated M for language.

That's what you sound like every time you open your mouth. Random davekat T for language

Dave Strider is slowly falling apart and he's not the only one so's Roxy Lalonde. Both victims both needing a hero. Will John be able to find out what's wrong with the Strider. And will Roxy confess to Dirk about what's been troubling her? Who will break first because eventually you can only go so long without crumbling to pieces. *TRIGGER WARNING!*

Dave Strider could care less about the solar system - he just wants to get through Vantas' science class. But then a new girl arrives, and this Jade Harley could teach him more than Vantas ever could. Including the gravity on Uranus. Pre-DaveJade, hints of other ships, rated for language and seventh-graders. Happy B-Day, anemicCat!

Summer camps never hurt anybody, right? An earth!stuck AU in which the trolls and kids attend a camp in the middle of a hot summer. Warning: contains mysteries, murders, and purring Karkats.

ON HIATUS! DISCONTINUED! SORRY QAQ I LOST INTEREST IN THIS STORY! I might continue some time later in the future!

The characters of Homestuck race to get to Jade's island, the only safe haven left on Earth. Zombies are based off of the Left 4 Dead Special Infected. Pairing mainly revolves around Gamzee/Nepeta MUCH LATER in the story. Other pairs are subtle.