"Okay, everybody," declared Big Bird. "The next dance is going to be great. It's the-it's the-"
Rocket giggled and said, "He forgot the name of the dance."
"Rocket," Donna growled, "don't be rude."
"I am Groot (He'll think of something)," stated Groot.
DJ-Pon-3 played a little music, and 3 female pigs in '80s apparel came on stage. "It's the Pig Trot," Big Bird smiled, "with the Oinker Sisters!"
"I've heard of the Fox Trot, but this is way OFF" growled Rocket. "Can't wait to make bacon out of them."
I was feeling low, I was kinda blue
But that's all gone since I got something new
I got a new way to walk
(Walk, walk)
I got a new way to walk
(Walk, walk)
I got a new way to walk
And my new walk suits me fine
It's a little bit of strut and a lot of smooth
And a little bit of bouncing fine
My chin is up, my feet don't stall
When I walk my walk, I walk real tall
This little piggy went to the market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy got a whole new walk
And look at these pig feet take me home
This little piggy went to the market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy got a whole new walk
And look at these pig feet take me home
This little piggy went to the market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy got a whole new walk
And look at these pig feet take me home
After the dance, everyone gave themselves a hand. Rocket didn't know why they were clapping, nut as he was about to get off stage, Big Bird announced that it was time for the next dance: "The Very Simple Dance."
"What is the crootaken Very Simple Dance?" Rocket asked.
"You'll see," Donna smiled.
Are ya ready? Here we go...
Come on and do a dance with me
It's just a little step or two
I'll teach you how
We'll start right now
It's a very simple dance to do
First clap your hands (clap clap clap)
Then stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)
It's a very simple dance to do
Wait I forgot to tell you
There's another little step or two
Turn around (whee)
And touch your toes (groan)
It's a very simple dance to do
Clap your hands (clap clap clap)
Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)
Turn around (whee)
And touch your toes (groan)
It's a very simple dance to do
Wait I forgot to tell you
There's another little step or two
Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)
And flap your arms (flap flap flap)
It's a very simple dance to do
Now clap your hands (clap clap clap)
Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)
Turn around (whee)
Touch your toes (groan)
Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)
Flap your arms (flap flap flap)
It's a very simple dance to do
Wait I forgot to tell you
There's another step and then we're through
Stretch up high (ahhhh!)
And all fall down (ooooooh!)
It's a very simple dance to do
Clap your hands (clap clap clap)
Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)
Turn around (whee)
Touch your toes (groan)
Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)
Flap your arms (flap flap flap)
Stretch up high (ahhhhhh!)
And all fall down (ooooooooh!)
It's a very simple dance to do
Clap your hands (clap clap clap)
Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)
Turn around (whee)
Touch your toes (groan)
Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)
Flap your arms (flap flap flap)
Stretch up high (ahhhhhh!)
And all fall down (ooooooooh!)
It's a very simple dance to do
It's a...very...simple...dance...to do.
"Dogpile on the raccoon!" shouted Baze as everyone in the dance troupe started piling on Rocket.