Rocket got out of the dog pile and was about to leave, "You're not going anywhere" Count smiled, "Everyone grabs a bath towel."
"Are we taking a shower?" Rocket asked, "Because I hate bath time"
"Not really" Count answered, "We're going to do The Batty Bat. It's the traditional Number Vampire dance. We do it on Bat Day, where go to the stadium and get a free bat."
"I Am Groot(How do we do it)" Baby Groot asked.
"If the talking sapling wants to know" Count answered, "When I say, "1, 2, 3, twirl around the floor, you twirl in circles."
And they did, except for Rocket, "He thought that they were being nuts."
"Keep turning," Count said, "And when the bats say, "Batty Bat" you all flap your bath towels."
Everyone started to get the hang of dance.
In old Transylvania when I was a lad
Our castle was poor but we never were sad
We learned to be happy
We'd dance round the hall
And learning to count was the key to it all
By counting each count I knew just where to start
And one special step has stayed close to my heart
One two three spread out the cape
One two three, twirl round the floor
One two three left foot you swing
One two three, then start to sing
One two three, loud as you please
One two three, counting with ease
One two three, doing the batty bat
Batty batty bat batty bat batty bat batty bat
One two three count
Batty batty bat batty bat batty bat batty bat
won't you dance with me doing the batty bat
So now in my own castle, I can enjoy
This wonderful dance that I learned as a boy
I see just how wise was my whole family
They taught me to count and so now look at me
I'm counting and dancing and I swear that it's true
If you do the same you will be happy too
One two three spread out the cape
One two three, twirl round the floor
One two three left foot you swing
One two three, then start to sing
One two three, loud as you please
One two three, counting with ease
One two three, doing the batty bat
Batty batty bat batty bat batty bat batty bat
One two three count
Batty batty bat batty bat batty bat batty bat
won't you dance with me doing the batty bat
After the dance, they were about to do a Freeze Dance game. Whoever wins the game gets to announce the next dance.
"What about the prize money?" Rocket asked.
"It's not always about the prize money Rock" smiled Donna, "It's about having a good time."
"We all know the rules," Big Bird said, "Whenever Dj-Pon 3 stops the music. We all stop. But if you move, you're out."
DJ-Pon 3 started to play, "That's the Way(I Like It)" from KC and the Sunshine Band
Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
DJ Pon-3 stopped the music. Snuffy, Grover, Cookie, and Abby moves and they were out, "Hey, go to the Ice you oversized mammoth" shouted Rocket, "Let's not forget to SCrew up the Magical Cookie Convention"
When you take me by the hand
Tell me I'm your loving man
When you give me all your love
And do it the very best you can
DJ Pon-3 stopped the music. Telly, Zoe, Rosita and Murray moved, "You are a bunch of Loco Pollos, who dance their way to the School of Stupidity!" shouted Rocket.
Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
DJ Pon-3 stopped the music. Bert, Ernie, and Prarie Dawn moved and were out, "Hey you Coo Koo Duckies. The Theater Department could use some new clowns!" shouted Rocket.
When I get to be in your arms
When we're all all alone
When you whisper sweet in my ear
When you turn, turn me on
DJ Pon-3 stopped the music. Zazu, Tweety Stella, Groot, and Donna moved.
"Hey, you bird brains" Rocket shouted, "Why don't you try dancing in the Sacul Scatterbrain Forest!"
Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
Babe, oh babe (that's the way, uh-huh, that's the way, uh-huh)
Babe, oh babe (that's the way, uh-huh, that's the way, uh-huh)
DJ Pon-3 stopped the music. Big Bird, Count, Baby Bear, and Julia moved. Julia pouted but got over it, "Hey," shouted Rocket, "Why don't go pout in a bear or bat cave, and choke on some feather for once!"
Baze and Chirrut shook their heads, knowing Rocket was just trying to lower their confidence.
That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
Oh, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
As Rocket was about to win it, his tail was itching. He started to scratch it "Looks like Elmo Win"
"I lost to red brick!" shouted Rocket.
"Rocket," Chirrut said, "Why don't you come with us so you wouldn't insult any more monsters."
"Whatever, Tweedle-Blind" groaned Rocket.