Doctor Eggman scratched his nuts while staring at a monitor showing Ben and his gang. He snarls, "wait, so you're placing the balance of the universe on the weight of a body morphing teenager's shoulders? Ridiculous! I, Doctor Ivo Robotnik, deserve to be resurrected. After all, it takes a mad genius to destroy a mad genius."
Bubsy, standing as far as he could away from the naked scientist, looks above the clouds and stares at the blinding sentient light known as God, and confesses, "you know what God, I'm on Eggman's side for once."
God lashes back, "SILENCE! Entrance into heaven is enough pity for you two deviants, and put on some clothes Ivo, your penis isn't impressing anyone."
Eggman pleas, "Why do I need to hide this beauty? You're omniscient, you'll see past the thinly veiled lie of a leather-cased bulge."
God zaps lightning at the doctor's penis, frying it to ash. "Don't lash out on me, I know all!"
"Oh yeah, do you really know all, or are you just a penis craving baby bitch!" Eggman teased.
Feeling the temperature heat up, Bubsy cracks a sweat and screams, "Stop upsetting God, you'll hurt his feelings." But this was too late. Eggman's plan was hatching in front of their eyes.
"I begeth silence! It's irresponsible to resurrect people all willy-nilly, especially evil madmen like you!" God screams one last threat. The heat's rising.
Eggman smiles. "You know what God, you fell for my ultimate trick… You know all that security infrastructure I installed with that undercover angel in hell… well, let's just say you were right to keep demons underground..." He pushes a finger into a hole where his dick used to be and activates a killswitch which detonates every Eggman security mechanism gating demons in Hell. Bubsy peeps at Eggman, mouth agasp. He gulps and shakes, dreading every tremor in the infinite ceiling of Heaven. Eggman screams, "fuck you god, this is what you get for giving me a small dick!" A six-fingered hand with five gaping vaginas for a face oozed through the forming cracks under Eggman's feet and grabbed the doctor. The doctor screamed for his bloody life. Bubsy bangs on all the walls, but alas, he's trapped in an infinite ceiling. God's light disappears as drips of hyper realistic blood descend onto the Bobcat's face. Eggman's dying screams illuminate the newly dark depths of a corrupt Heaven. Eggman, who's torso is being consumed by the vagina monster, looks at a panicked Busby and yelps, "pounce up, its the only way out… please…"
The walls start to shrink and cave in on Bubsy. The vagina monster roars in victory. Tons and tons of demons tear through the floor, hungry for blood. Bubsy jumps on top of one of them and gets high in the air. He sticks his claws onto the wall and flips, recentering his position of gravity relative to that surface. The demons, now flooding from behind Bubsy, make a mad dash forward, tracking after the bobcat's eternal screaming. A flying horde of demonic wasps dash towards Bubsy. Just the perfect timing for a pounce. He jumps, squashing one of the bugs, and bounces high over another one. With this intense post-pounce velocity, Bubsy narrowly tears through the infinite ceiling, encasing all the pitifully slow demons within this infinity.
Bubsy feels nothing but endless gaping pressure. He breathes rapidly, intensely, searching for some source of oxygen. His organs slowly burn as he feels dead tissue restitching together. He feels his hands, his feet, the searing pain of suffocation. He starts clawing at what feels like a large water mattress, eventually climbing to the surface. He breathes in the fresh air and wipes his eyelids before opening them to the sight of hundreds of dead chao lying beneath him. He let out a lone sigh, knowing that the demons are encased below. Yet, the true monsters don't have vaginas for faces. No, true evil only manifests in the lives of those corrupted in its wake, leaving those exposed victims to fear that which does not respect their bare existence. Bubsy inspected one of the corpses bearing Sonic's trademark blue hue and a spiky tail. Bubsy gulped, "did he… did he have a romantic retribution… with that?" He peeked at the raging storm and felt a small push. The bobcat peeked at the chao he held in his hands and observed his blinking eyes. "Wait, you're alive?" The chao, not seeming to register Busby's presence, flew into the skies. Confused, he ran after the chao into the streets. A lonesome crowded car almost ran the poor bastard over, but Bubsy stopped. A free ride, he thought.
The stranger in the car screamed, "hey asshole get off the fucking road!" Bubsy didn't have time to commit to a pacifist route. He smashed that fucker's face into the pavement and hijacked his car. He angled the car's rear view mirror to keep track of the chao's position, then he put petal to the metal and drove through the streets.
Alas, a bunch of crashed cars block the path. Bubsy, driving at 69 miles per hour, looked ahead and screamed "SHIT! Let's hope this ride's been pimped!" He clutches the cross hanging off his neck, then fucks around with some buttons. The wheels bounce up and over the pile of cars.
Meanwhile, an old man was looking for his wallet, which he dropped outside the nearby parking lot. Too bad Bubsy Bobcat spotted him, and he's quite the pouncer. In an epic trick shot, Bubsy maneuvered the car to squash on that old guy, crushing his skull to where his balls dropped (the ground.) He then pushed hard on the brakes for a moment, then used the momentum gained from the human sacrifice to launch the car higher than ever, and right into the 13th floor of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. "Looks like I arrived at my destination!" Bubsy quipped before scavenging the car. Slim pickings. Just a single pistol. Still better than nothing. Bubsy looted the pistol and made a mad dash towards an elevator, ready to kill Doofenshmirtz.