Fluffy pale Dirkkat/Kardirk. Humanstuck AU where Dave's a total dick sometimes. Quite a bit of swearing.

(Very original Title, I know) So far, these are going to be a collection of oneshots based off of Homestuck Zombies. Enjoy!

After Lord English is defeated, Calliope is still upset for some reason. Dirk has a talk with her. Dirk/Callie... I think.

What do you do when Kankri leaves you alone with his boyfriends little brother? You play twister. You didn't needs a fucking babysitter anyways… though he does have a great ass…..

When Tavros Nitram gets accepted into a prestigious boarding school, he doesn't expect his life to change. He manages to fly under the radar, until he meets the school's prince, Gamzee Makara. An unintentional friendship is formed, drama ensues, and both are left wishing they they were anything but stuck in their ascribed status.

It's Valentine's Day and Dirk has a surprise for Jake. (I pray that I don't break your kokoro) (yes it's not the best, yes it's written like a script and yes I actually like it better that way.)

Dave is struggling to discover who he really is, and who his true friends really are... TW: self harm

AU Roxy works in her science lab while Nepeta and her friends have problems on their meteor. Everything goes wrong as the trolls cannot manage to stop the crash. The Earth and the trolls collide, and Roxy is on the scene. T for language.

Fantasy!stuck. Feferi has found herself in an arranged marriage with a cruel misunderstood prince from another kingdom. Rated T.

A short Dave X John one shot. Sadstuck. AU-ish. Will John ever be able to tell Dave how he feels?

Aradia watched at Sollux scream at Vriska, it pained her to see him in that state, but there was nothing she could do. She was trapped. Hidden away in this dark room, with only the monitor screens around her to keep her company. "Sollux, don't listen to her, she's lying to you.. She's playing you.. Sollux.. Please.." The human girl whimpered, she was at the verge of breaking down.

Jade Harley is a witch in the country of Skaia. Her attempts to outwit the Heirs Guard dog, Dave Strider, fails. He begins to understand her and will do whatever he can to protect her. Will Jade find herself in even more dangers than before? Why are people protecting her? (A DaveJade fanfic, rated M for language)

AU-Humanstuck- Tu nombre es Tavros Nitram, tienes la sensación de que tu vida es una mierda y quizá tengas razón, pero eso solo puede cambiar si tú te lo propones. Las circunstancias que te rodean pueden cambiar en cualquier momento, es algo que descubrirás cuando dejes de estar tan asustado. GAMTAV LEMON YAOI - Mejorando el summary por momentos lol-

When Nepeta and Terezi find out about each others lust for each other shenanigans will ensue!

In which John (until this time non-homosexual) gets a boyfriend and Dave, having a massive crush on him, is jealous. The relationship turns out to be abusive for John who is too mesmerised by his boyfriend to notice anything while Dave is forced to watch

AS you can guess, this is the adventures on what is exactly happening around in this one particular dream bubble. So we are now here, at Roxy's house, enjoying the view from the top, as all of this happens.

Rose pressures John into expressing his flushed feelings for the troll that he was kismesises with. (Mostly JohnKat but other ships too if you squint.)

Karkat in several situations that range from AU to just plain weird. Plenty of quadrants.

Eridan is still with Feferi, but are his feelings drifting towards Sollux? The only problem is Karkat getting in the way. To Eridan it seems like he's flirting with the other. Would this be his only chance to get Sollux? Warning! Yaoi! Erisol,SolKat

John is a sick boy with a strange mind. In his dreams he's the Heir of Breath, fighting with his friends. In reality, he's just patient No. 142 on the third floor, section C. He's the only one left. Section C is just one long hallway full of empty doors now. What happened...?

Karkat doesn't care much for Halloween, but at least he gets candy.

Dave is dragged from his bedroom by his brother and brought on a rather short journey to some place. He goes through a change and something about him is different. Eventually Bro explains what's what after a bit of a showdown between Bro and Mr. Egbert, Johns dad. John comes along with his father only to find his best bro, Dave. -DISCONTINUED-

Cronus walks in on Kankri wearing nothing but a tank top, and panties, panting his nails, and holly shit was it hot

Main story of the Alearustuck Series. Life gets complicated when people come back from wherever it is that they go when they go away. Karkat finds this out the hard way in a battle for his diamond quadrant.

After a little challenge you accepted from stranger onto the internet you hack into someone's computer, little did you know you was set up to hacking into a cops computer. Before you know it you are being sent to prison with a 2,000 bonbucks fin and 6 months in prison. What could go wrong? Erisol, PB&J tiny bit of Solkat. A lot of this fic has my head cannons in it.