This is what happens when you were just pretending to be a nakodile when somebody asks you your OTP. You get the ultimate pairing; nakodile x ishades. This story is total nonsense and should never be taken seriously, ever. Crackfic oneshots for the win!

Nepeta witnesses Gamzee murdering Equius, and she attacks Gamzee. She believes she will die as well, and in the comic she did. However, in this fanfiction she doesn't, because she is saved. Will it even make a difference though, after having witnessed the murder of her moirail? One-shot, for now.

Okay, ten of the Homestuck characters go on a school trip to Tokyo for a world-peace class. S %@ goes down. Karkat X John. Some other minor characters. Rating might go up late on! You're welcome.

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP- Dave charged into the kitchen expecting to see another leaky faucet, but what he found was a million times worst. ((Mutant! John))

Two boys, lost in the scene of life and completely different in personality. While in a different world, they collide in fights with many others in tow, feelings fighting against feeling.

Sollux Captor, a hopeless romantic meets Aradia Megido on the sidewalk and offers her to go to Trollbucks. After a while they get to know eachother. MISPLACED CLIFFHANGER!

Dualscar reader insert redrom

WARNING: THE OPPOSITESTUCK SERIES IS OF ONESHOTS WITH GENDERBENT CHARACTERS! Requests are accepted! M to be safe! Also no genre cause there are not going to be specific ones! CHAPTER 2: She really hoped Johana was right. She hoped that because of the ice, penguins would come. At least they keep her company and maybe it'd be less frigid. KAREZI ANGST!

Simple KatNep fluff oneshot. Rated T for Karkat's mouth.

Young Dave Strider has a question about life, the universe, and apple juice, so older brother Dirk Strider comes up with a fanciful (and comical) way to answer it.

Dave walk's through the ruins of the exploded building. He thought about how he had just yelled at John for being so sad about his father. Everyone was going through something. He just lost his Bro; people were dying all around them. But he shouldn't have been so harsh. He watched as John ran off with his bunny, he wanted to follow him, but he just couldn't. So he went outside to g

Dirk texting many unwanted texts to Jake during the end of their relationship.

you are at gamzees hive it is his wriggling day

Kanaya ha ido a visitar a Vriska. Pero al llegar se encuentra con algo que no esperaba...

Sorta AU about a human stuck on post-game Alternia. Sgrub and Sburb did happen! May be slightly OOC... Canon trolls will be involved, maybe humans. Rated T for violence, language, and possibly other things. Will have a few ships, including one for our main character. Will focus on Main char and Kanaya. Karkat, Feferi and Vriska in various pairing with others!

Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are a high class demon. You've had your eye on an interesting little demon hunter for a while now, and you think the time may be right for striking... if you can manage to pull things off right... Demonstuck (rated m for almost twelve pages of smut and other assorted things that i probably should not think about)

Strange things have happened on Alternia, the world is cold and troll kind is dying faster than ever before. However one unusually eventful day leads to some changes in a violet blood's life. Very peculiar changes...

Sollux la echaba de menos. No podía dejar de pensar en ella... y sabía que todo había sido su culpa. / oh God mi primer Drabble

Well this is a story that revolves around an OC session of Sburb. I plan on having little to no influence from the original HS cast (aside from the passing reference) If you would like a fresh take on Homestuck then I invite you to come in and make yourselves comfortable. Because when it comes to being a host, I am simply the best there is. (my writing is up for debate though XD)

This is a fanfiction in which I attempt to do all of the possible redrom ships. This is of course, excluding Exiles, Felt, Alpha trolls, Cherubs, Guradians, and other minor misc. characters (although cherubs and alpha trolls are up for debate). They're all one-shots, and reviews are highly accepted! Rated T because Homestuck.

Rose takes Kanaya on a date to show her the human tradition of hanging out at the pool- however without a pool they must improvise with what they have on Rose's planet.

Yeah, I got bored. Here's some Cronkri fluff. Enjoy! :3

Dave is having trouble coping with John's death, especially since he never admitted his true feelings for him. He is going through the Five Stages of Grief; Denial, Anger, Bargaining. Depression, and finally, Acceptance. Nothing can be done until he comes to terms with it. Pepsicola. No Sburb AU. Sadstuck and possible Self-Harm, so be aware.

It's mating season in the bubble, and Cronus literally has to lock himself away, for fear of harming his already fragile relationships. However, a certain redblood cares a little too much for his health, not completely aware of the consequences... Strange things ensue, though Cronus really does try not to lie a hand on his friend. (rated M for shameless smut and crokan )

Your ancestor was the Psiionic. He bestowed upon you the inheritance of doom. You know your friends will one day die, because you can hear them. Will you be able to fight this fate? (Starts with SolFef, ends with EriSol and SolTer)