Sonic wakes up on the floor. He knew what happened: while speeding through the dark forest, he was knocked in the head with a frying pan, and passed out. However, something about this land feels liminal- it feels as if the biome he ran across shuffled itself around, as if beneath his feet was a kaleidoscope of fauna. His head scatters about, attempting to sense anything aside from the dirt on his feet. To his right, he hears a faint voice. He stands still, shivering in the night, dreading what's to come. Soon the sounds grew clearer, and soon, it became apparent it was nothing but a child's lullaby. He laughs and dashes forward. Curious to inspect the strange figure he saw, he lurched behind a broken generator. Suddenly, a lanky man barges towards the figure. Sonic peered out of the generator to find a demon slashing the man. Scared, he dashes out of the scene and into a house.
Mr. Hanes stands smugly behind the Quahog Last Resort Hotel's front desk. He looks around the lobby- no more cops, the man thinks to himself. The man pulls out his disposable flip phone and calls his scheming accomplices; he whispers, "hey, is this Jessie?"
The blue haired thief responds, "no it's Jame-", but Jessie swipes the phone from him.
She smugly replies, "Yes, this is Jessie, and in case you're wondering, we have neutralized the threat."
He pumps his fists and screams, "finally the blue menace is gone! All of them!" He crumbles his phone in half and cackles as he steps aside and pulls the rug he stood on, revealing a metallic trapdoor with a numpad lock. He punches in the combination 11152005, and the hatch flings open. He climbs down a cold ladder and descends into his secret lair.
The hotel manager stands in the center of an underground metallic facility, looming over his latest and greatest device: a military-grade supercomputer, in the size of a wristwatch. It lies atop a cradle plugged into a nuclear reactor. Donning a radiation suppression suit, the mad doctor carries a rod of uranium and inserts it into a small hole atop the reactor, then he activates a five-monitor display. On it, different camera feeds appear, all covering unique perspectives of a dark, dank grassland smeared in fog. One feed displays a run-down gas station. Others depict a corn maze, some sort of temple, the remains of an abandoned research lab, and a rural neighborhood. After pulling up a chair, he searches through the feeds to find any fresh blood- nothing. However, he inspects the neighborhood feed and hears a small thud! He switches angles to reveal the interior of a second-story bedroom. A demon wearing a red and green striped sweater scratches his claws at a generator lying perpendicular to an open window, then he jumps out. Hanes grabs a bowl of popcorn and chows down as he watches his favorite killer hunt down some fresh blood.
The killer drops down out the window and follows his prey's scent. He teases, "Little Peter, little Peter, looks like your fat's catching up to ya. Let me chop off some dead weight!" Shortly, the monster caught up to his prey up to an arm's reach. However, at the last second, Peter finds a lone palette held upright against a tree and smashes it over the menace, stunning him. He then dashes off.
"God damnit, where the hell am I?" Sonic whispers under his breath as he gently closes the crusty ass door behind him. He approaches the kitchen and barges open the fridge. The hedgehog whines, "awww shucks, zero chili dogs, zero survivors." The blue blur cocks his head towards the sink and spots a blinking red light. In a fit of rage, he dashes up to it and gives it a light tap.
The mad hotel manager spots the blue blur and clutches his fist. He slams his hands over the monitor countertop and screams, "oh if it isn't Sonic the Blue Bitch, I got you in my sights now motherfucker, think you can outrun me, no fucker, I got you trapped now!"
Sonic heard a familiar voice emanating from the open fridge. He slams it shut. "There, that will shut that voice up," he announces. But, suddenly, the fridge springs back open.
The fridge screams, "I GOT YOU SONIC, FREDDY KREUGER IS COMING TO KILL YOU AND SOON NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM RULING THE WORLD."
Sonic mumbles, "who the hell are you?"
The doctor screams, "I'm Dr. Ivo Robotnik bitch yeah you thought I killed myself but no it was actually just a part of my plan, you see, I used my galaxy-sized brain to cheat death and now created my Magnum Opus, Alpha Sector 92, or as my prisoners call it, The Entity. I can now trap all those whose fates are unsealed so now I can be the only one capable of travelling through the Immortal Realms. Now I got Freddy Kreuger on your ass and if you die here you die in all of reality so dig your own grave you blue bastard I'M TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"
Sonic facepalms and mutters, "goddamnit, one step at a time, please?"
"Well sure… it all started when I was in hell…"