Based off a headcanon on Tumblr where Dave sometimes accidentally slips up and calls John "darlin'" or "sugar". Your name is Dave Strider and you were on your first dream date with John Egbert. All you could think about was the way his eye sparked with excitement and how nervous your stomach was whenever you were around him.

Pretty much a fanfiction where I forced one of my OC's to live with the trolls. Used to be named Trollstuck, I just came up with a much better name.

A short Disciple and hinted Sufferer sadstuck that I wrote about a drawing I did. Rated T to be safe.

"Hey Car," you look up at him, "can I?" He stumbles over the words some, eyes lowering. You notice the snowflakes that have collected on the lashes. "I really wanna kiss you." You stare at him wide eyed, mouth slightly agape. He gives you this strangled look and takes a step back. "No, I-I'm sorry I didn't mean anythin'. Sorry if I'm movin' too fast."

Upon the Guardian's deaths, Bro Strider, Dad Egbert, Grandpa Harley, Nanna Egbert and Mom Lalonde all find themselves meeting a Psychopomp in the form of a Troll ancestor. They see their lives, their kid's lives and must move on. Rated M for language.

Your name is Jake English, and you can't believe your boyfriend cheated on you, but he did. When things go horribly wrong, you only have one person to turn to. M for language, violence, and lemons in future chapters. PistolBlades and Windicuffs. Author: ZaffleBirdie

Cronus thought it was love at first sight, she thought it was an irritatingly, stupid acquaintanceship at first sight. He will stop at nothing till he can get the quiet and reserved, pixie stick loving female troll to feel flushed for him back... Even if it kills him. (Not good with summaries. Sadness in the future... and some smut? Just please read the story. :33 )

23 of the times he watched her die and the 1 time he didn't. GamNep AU

john egebet is hte new student and hes mute and shy and he meats dave stoder and they fal in lub then do the do (its humanstuskc by the yaw)

Tavros hates Halloween partly because of how easily he scares. Unfortunately this year his friends drag him to a haunted maze. He starts out terrified but maybe the night will end better than it started.

"As Dreambubbles float in the vast abyss of Horror-Terrors and regret, they often melt and merge with one another. " The 12 tales of colliding dream bubbles and their effects on the living and the long dead. Various characters, drabbles

When Mituna cancels out on him and Latula's "special day", Porrim arrives to help alleviate the situation.

Oh, God, why did we let her near a computer?

John has been missing for 4 years with no contact with anyone. When he finally returns, in tattered clothes dried with blood stains, how would he explain it to his family and, more importantly, his best friend Dave?

This wasn't how it was supposed to be. "What even the hell was that?" "Well, they looked like zombies, bro. Right out of the movies." "Zombies? Gamzee, this isn't one of your stupid horror flicks. Things like that just don't happen." "People are eating other people, aren't they? Seems pretty clear to me, bro." "Zombies or not, we have to find a way out of here."

AU! Kankri dies in the arms of his best friend... but is death really the end? CLEARLY THERE IS CHARACTER DEATH. AND VIOLENCE. AND BLOOD. AND POSSIBLY NSFW LATER? SO BE WARNED.

"best that you're not procreating, best that you don't multiply" - Troll Matt Groening. (With apologies to Human Emilie Autumn; warnings for surgical horror and dystopian Beforus.)

One day, a very infamous criminal escapes from prison, and finds refuge within an officer-in-training, who has no idea who Gamzee actually is. Tavros discovers friendship once again in a very long time, and what it's like to be loved right back. Read as he struggles between loyalty of the heart, and of the mind. [eventual GamTav]

[Humanstuck. Karezi, some DaveJohn. Intertwined with DENIAL] Karkat hates a lot of people, but doesn't hate anyone quite as much as he hates Dave Strider- the guy who stole his best friend, Terezi, from him. Karkat's feelings have grown and it's senior year. Can Karkat make on last final stand before he loses Terezi completely?

First fic. Set during the final six months of the assault on Lord English, Terezi reflects back on the last 6 years and confesses her true feelings for Karkat. At the same time the Dancestors, Ancestors, Alpha's and Beta's plan an all out final assault on English with the help of Calliope and by forming an uneasy alliance with Bec Noir.

We've all seen that Dave Headcanon where he's actually a Transkid (ftm) well, I didn't see any fanfics, so I took it upon myself to write the bloody fanfic. So here you go. Enjoy.

Fluffy Stridercest fanfiction. Dave has a rough day at school and Bro comes along to comfort him.

Humanstuck AU Pawns are the most underestimated pieces in a chess match, usually sacrificed but full of potential should they survive across the board. That's what they were, pawns. Already a number of sacrifices had been made to make this match possible. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, he understood this better than anyone, and no one even knew who he was.

Have you ever wondered how rainbow bloods, glowing bloods or any crap blood like that was created? In this Gorey weekly tragedy , we will tell you. When a young troll gets kidnapped by a scientific group, she goes into a complete Gorey hell. TRIGGER WARNING.

I finally decided it was time to start the OTP challenge for my favorite rare pair! Aren't you at least a bit curious about their relationship? Day 5- Kissing