Die, die we all pass away! But don't wear a frown, cuz it's really okay. And you might try 'n' hide, And you might try 'n' pray..But we all end up the remains of the day.. When Jake English make's the mistake of marrying to a young man by the name of Dirk Strider, it couldn't be worse. To make it worse, the blonde bastards dead. DirkJake, mild AraneaJake, ending will be different

Karkat studies Terezi and wonders if he's losing her. Slight Spoilers possibly?

Might have slight spoilers! Terezi wishes she can just tell Karkat about her and Gamzee.

The game is over. Wasn't it always, in a way? All of the players get sent to a planet similar to the one that the humans had lived in. John and Jane can go back to living with their respective fathers, Rose has her mom back, etc. The trolls are forgotten, the game is ignored. Until they wake up one morning... NOTE: This story is officially abandoned. Sorry guys.

This is my first fanfic on this site. It is about Dave trying to figure out what John's favorite video game is.

Dave is shorter than everyone says he is. Being said he is insecure when his boyfriend, John Egbert, comes to visit. Oh well, guess he'll have to see if he is okay with a shorter boyfriend.

Imagine your OTP making cookies past midnight in their pajamas. While the cookies are baking, they get distracted, and end up burning them. So instead, they go to a grocery store (still in their pajamas) and pick up some cheap cookies, then come back home and cuddle on the couch while they watch a cheesy horror movie together until they fall asleep.

"I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare." -Ned Vizzini

Karkat and Nepeta are hanging out together when something unexpected happens. Fluffy one-shot.

A story about Johndave where John is a merman and Dave is a human and they kinda meet and stuff I am not copying the little mermaid like fucking everyone else Nope have fun reading.

The Makara's run it all. They tower over those who they control. They do it all in silence. They do the dirty work. Killing, collecting, stealing. They do it to protect themselves. It doesn't stop there. Scattered around the country while they work, there are some doing a bit extra...

a story told through haikus & tankas of the characters of homestuck character request are openly accepted, i'm trying to cover characters I have not wrote about so I may cover them all (trolls,humans & ancestors please)

What's become of you? You drunken mess.

Homestuck smut. SolKat, as the title says. Don't like boy on boy smut, don't read. Otherwise, enjoy and review please!

It's date night, and for the first time John is nervous. Like really nervous. Karkat's romantic, he's used to seeing everything choreographed and perfect. But life isn't perfect. /They're/ not perfect. And sometimes that's okay. M, fluff, smut, xenophilia, tentabulge, all that good stuff.

DaveKat In which Dave is not at all as normal as he thought he was, Demons are real and so are various other supernatural creatures , John and Jade only want to help but are perhaps not able to and Dave is basically screwed. Possibly literally. Demon!Karkat, Excorcist!Prospit kids and as for Dave... You'll see.Also containing UST like you wouldn't believe.

Volatile times are hard to deal with, but finally after so long its done. This is Nepetas ending. ((Not finished story, will create story from other POV's later in time. Write who you want next in the comment section. Please like and Review. ) ((P.S, yes i realize its not very good but i will fix it soon-ish. ))

Instead of Sburb, It's a zombie invasion. 4 kids. 4 adults. 12 trolls. They are suppose to survive until It's all over. Or, until they finally realize they are just normal kids.

Jeg er en beskyter av byen hvor mennesker og fantasiskapninger lever side ved side. De fleste mennesker er ikke klar over at de har slike fantasifulle naboer. Og de som vet det er de jeg har valgt ut, og de holder det for seg selv. En dag kom Karkat Vantas inn i denne byen hardt skadet. Hvor han kom fra kunne han ikke huske heller ikke hvordan han hadde blitt så skadet.

HUMANSTUCK.Aradia and Sollux were a happy couple until one day they ended it even though they both weren't over each other.If that wasn't enough now Aradia's best friend Feferi is dating her exboyfriend.Aradia feels alone and she feels as if Sollux never really loved her at all.Will Sollux prove her wrong or will he let Aradia walk around with a broken heart?I'm bad at summaries..

This just a story I decided to write to commemorate Halloween and my OTP. I honestly think it's a little shitty for my usual stuff but whatever, hope you guys like it. It takes place just when the trolls are beginning to troll the beta kids when John tells Nep about Halloween which she thinks would be fun to celebrate with all her friends.

A few short and fluffy ship stories. I'm planning Karezi, Arasol, Meowrails, Erifef, Johndave, Gamtav and Rosemary. Rated Teen for swearing and a bit of sexual themes.

im so sorry friends i didnt want it to go this far dont report me i have so much to live for

Dave consistently misunderstands John and things just steamroll into conversations of the weirdest caliber.

Alternately titled "Everyone is Very Much Alive and They Intend to Stay That Way." The boss battle just unlocked the next level, and no one is safe any more. Four sessions thought the game was over for them. Four sessions were wrong. Rated K plus for possible violence and dark themes, I have a very basic idea of where this is going at the moment. Will feature all major characters