In which a man walks into a pet shop in the middle of New York City and asks for a horse from the cutest of managers. Human!Stuck, rated T for weakly described smut and Karkat's potty mouth

Tu nombre es Dave Strider estás llorando como una nena asustada ante el cuerpo de tu hermano y ahora entiendes muchos de esos recuerdos borrosos... Pesadillas que te gustaría que siguiesen siendo eso, pesadillas.

Once upon a time there lived two royal families. The son and daughter of the families were destined to be married but the royal wedding is put on hold when the son gets kidnapped

John and Dave go trick or treating, going off on a detor into a haunted house. WARNING: AU. GIFT FIC FOR FRIEND ALSO SOME CUTE LITTLE KISSES AT THE END. Rated T for some swearing.

"Your seriously using buck tooth loser for your own game? good thinking John!" He laughs now your pissed, you've been holding it in forever but now your finally gonna let it out. You throw the books and papers In his face. This makes him fall on his butt surprised as he looks up "Fuckass! think before you speak!" That was your last words before you walked away From Dave Strider...

Sois dos chicos, tenéis 19 años y vuestros nombres son Dirk Strider y Jake English. Mantenéis una relación a distancia desde hace seis meses. Habéis ido de acampada en vuestro primer cara a cara, ¿qué vais a hacer? [DirkJake/Próximamente lemon]

Non-SBURB AU. Rated T for now, possible M in the future. Jade Harley flies to Texas to meet her long-time best friend/crush Dave Strider. What happens when he discovers his feelings for her as well? Hints of DirkRoxy, JohnRose, and Karezi. (Story is better than the summary, I swear)

John needed to tell Karkat something. Mild swearing (it's Karkat so that should be no surprise).

The story that you are about to read is not the average session. This adventure was never meant to follow the same guidelines that other sessions are held to. This session was not meant to bear the kind of fruit that most were meant to. This session existed to create something else. Something… dark. *If you can manage to stick around then it will be worth it. Trust me.

Dave has been bothered by these thoughts that he's having for John and It's more of a burden to confess then to swallow his pride and watch John Flirt with Rose. But what if John sees that somethings wrong? What happens if he decides to ask? What when Dave tells him what's bothering him. Rated for Dave's language.

o5. You wished a lot of things.-DaveTerezi. Anthology. INCOMPLETE, on permanent hiatus.

Sollux and Gamzee are in a secret relationship born of understanding. Of course, they are the only ones who really understand. Multiple pairings, both homo and hetero. Humanstuck. Rated M for a reason! (smut, cussing, violence, etc.) First fanfic, so please be gentle!

SolGam Blackrom. There really isn't a plot here guys. This is just a Sollux x Gamzee smut scene. Yep.

Alternia was never destroyed, our favorite trolls never played Sgrub, but the war that Karkat brings any better then if they have played the game? Karkat's side to this war AU. I am also working on Sollux's side, as the original is Nepeta. Sollux's side is called Choosing Sides, when Nepeta's is War Has Begun.

My contribution to the one-year anniversary of Rosemary.

My drabbles, about anything and everything. Beware rogue ships, sadstuck that isn't really sad, and the T rating for cursing. But seriously, if you've read Homestuck that'll be fine.

Just a dead girl walking the streets. With such little memory of who she once was, her colorful reminders tell her who not to kill. Zombiestuck.

Terezi decides to throw a party. All the beta kids, all the beta trolls included. I suck at summaries, this is also my first fic, so please just read it! Rated T I guess for alcohol use.

a spin-off of A Fire By The Other Name. Eridensea and Soluc become matespirits instead of kismesiaz, but their love is chellanged by an unexpected rival. WHAT WILL THEY DO? go read ok.

eridensea and kakat are up to smthng, but a trouble arises. Short sequel of A Fire By The Other Name. with a twist!

Rosemary human!verse fic, people die, death, things happen.

Eriden turns into a girl. Sollux and Karkat are both cool with that, but as the time goes by, they are more and more enticed by her. Quadrant confusion ensues!

Nepeta had been harbouring red feelings for Karkat for a long time.

Tavros finally met the clown. (another ficlet for a friend)

"Gamzee, open the door!" Karkat pounded on the door as hard as he could, looking over his shoulder at the injured sea-dweller who was slowly getting up, and his frenzy continued with a more mad rate. "GAMZEE! LET ME THE FUCK IN!" Eridan re-adjusted his glasses, and started walking towards Karkat staggeringly. "GAMZEE!" "Hey motherfucker." and the door opened.