A romantic moment in the dreambubbles, a wriggling day party planned by a drunken girl for a dead person, horrible comedy, and oh yes- ERISOL, all in one ill-updated trainwreck of a fanfiction. But hey, it's written by yours truly, did you EXPECT it to be good? Rated T for voldemort. I mean Karkat.

Dave seems like the total coolkid but in reality it's hard for him to even get outta bed sometimes. John's this adorakable kid he meets online that he instantly falls for. John sees something he shouldn't have, the fighting and what it does to Dave. The bruises and the cuts on him. This sends John into a mini shock and actually upsets him drastically. Bro does love Dave to death!

Pailing Day is a few days away, but Karkat feels like doing it early.

John, Dave and Rose are all travelers heading to Alternia on the midnight portal with their Space assistant Jade when the portal explodes, sending them into a flurry of confusing events. Assisted with thousands of new friends, they head out to save their universe, somehow named Scratch, from a villain they've only heard about, at the same time falling in love.

Karkat meets the stunning and beautiful Sophomore named Nepeta Leijon and becomes friends with her. As time passes, they meet more and more people. Nobody knows, but everyone is keeping at least one secret held deep inside. NepKat, KarEzi, GamNep and GamRezi. Rated T for language

A small sad Eridan story. TW: It might tear your heart out. I deeply apologize if it does.

Rated T for gore in future chapters. Jake goes crazy after witnessing the murder of his grandmother, sent to a prison and meets an unlikely friend who not only helps him cope with the loss of his family, but becomes a close friend willing to risk it all to help the deranged teenager. Jake is about 17-18ish while Dirk is a bit older, around 25-28ish.

The cake was the best present he could think of. After all, his father had always loved to make them. SADSTUCK! Oneshot.

"How the fucking hell did you get an arrow shot through the dudes ass!" Screamed the brunette as he walked up to the blonde. The Strider boy looked at him expression never changing before bluntly replying "Rose said she was taking archery." This is the last time John is letting Dave stay over when his dad is away.

This is my first fanfic so it is pretty crappy. I wrote it for a friend's OTP and I'll do it for yours if you like. Send me an idea and I'll be yours forever. Also, any comments or favourites or however this site works would be greatly appreciated. You can also reach me on pesterchum (my chumhandle is trainedArsenist if you hadn't already guessed). Thank you

The first assignment turned out to be so much more complicated than he first anticipated. Gang!stuck AU, with many many ships incorporated.

Eridans not cut out to be a real hunter so his Father Dulescar lets him be a watcher, someone who collects information. His current task is collecting Information on the Shady Vampire Sollux Captor, when they meet their worlds go upside down. Rated M for later Smut, BoyXBoy, whatever you call it. dont Like it dont read it, simple as that.

Cotton candy porn without plot. Basically Roxy is a greedy slut and Jane has no complaints

Did I ever mention calliope is my favorite word? Did I? Well there you go, it is. I almost feel like I wrote some AU of Dark Woods Carnival. Anyways, this is where I'll put...stuff. Rated T because it's Homestuck. Did you THINK it would be rated K?

Karkat tries to cook. Again. And fucks up. Again. Just some love declarations, flirty babu's, and smooches, no big deal.

Sollux just wanted to get through another terrible event known as Eridan's choice for Movie Night. Sollux finds him after an hour of waiting, sitting in his room. But the events that go down in those few hours start to make both Eridan and Sollux question their sexuality and their relationship. Rated M for future XSmutX Sollux X March Eridan

Dave; Home, tired, and feeling needy. Karkat to save the day!

Dad Egbert invites Bro and Dave over for John's birthday party. While the kids play, the two guardians discuss what it means to be parents. Among other things.

Casteswapped. Captain Psii hears Eridan's voice among the doomed and decides to free him, to make the most of whatever life he has left. But not before he extends another offer first. Contains sexual content.

He only ever smiled around her. (KatNep, Karezi; SADSTUCK) 100 Themes: 38- Abandoned

Dave Strider is coming home from work in the rain when he notices something moving on his doorstep. Rated T because it's Dave and Dirk, there will be swearing.

The key to a successful kismesissitude is found in knowing which rules are immutable and which are fluid. Since the main source of rivalry comes from crossing the lines your partner draws, sometimes it's hard to tell if you're kicking sand or a brick wall until your foot has already struck. This story includes body modification and non-explict sexual references.

"No, she is claiming you as hers it's a human thing," Dave explained casually, "If someone else licks it we think its gross and we don't want it anymore so the licker gets to keep it. You two are now human married." T for Karkat's Language. Based on a dumb roleplay with a friend. Karkat / Terezi

Karkat is always so angry or just has a general hate for everything. No one quite understands, except for Gamzee. The little one is near terrified of everything and uses hate to mask it all. Can his best friend snap it out of him...? GamKar. Humanstuck. AU. Slight OOC.

Arasol Fic set before the game begins. This is my first Homestuck fic, so bear with me.