A SpongeBob parody for Homestuck. THIS IS WHAT BOREDOM DOES TO PEOPLE. (Warning: contains STRONG stupidity)

Dave visits John for his 17th birthday. It's been a year since their last reunion and Dave has something special planned for John. But it goes slightly different than what he expected. One-shot

Here are a random asortment of rps that i have on msparp.

It's Kankri's wriggling day! Cronus comes over to celebrate, but why not start the day with a nice shower?

Sometimes strength is the least of Horuss' concerns.

Party time, and a Game of Hats ensues. Pick a place, object, and name and be on your way. Just...don't pick "closet", "jump rope", and "Dave Strider". Unless you're Karkat Vantas, of course, whom Fate seems to have it in for. DaveKat, rated M for language and sexy stuff.

JakeDirk / Romance / Futuro Lemmon / Dirk lleva enamorado de Jake mucho tiempo y hoy le mostrará su amor. ¿Aceptará Jake? ¿Dirk será correspondido? ¿O puede que su corazón sea hecho mil pedazos? Aunque los errores te hacen más fuerte ¿no?

It was unexpected. All of it. And neither of them were ready for it. But they had to deal with it anyway because that's what life is. Dealing with shit that hurts you and upsets you and angers you. But when you have a little alcohol, it all gets a little easier.

Relationships don't always plan out quite as planned... Everyone goes to Las Vegas for John's 21st birthday while he's trying to woo a hot bartender, Dave and Jade have become entangled in web of mixed feelings and commitments, Rose seems to be the only one who has it all together... for now. DaveJade [main] JohnVris Post-Sbrub/Sgrub but they don't remember the game. Enjoy!

A one-Shot Karezi Sadstuck written originally as a further description to a tumblr picture request. I dunno, I'm not very good at this. It's set in an AU three years after the games completion. Center's from Karkat's P.O.V for the most part.

At four, Karkat toddled up to Slick, demanding a grilled cheese. It would be the first of many. / Stabdads AU

Your name is Nepeta Leijon, and oh man, you are looking forward to summer. It was already extremely hot, and you've had to ditch your usual jacket and boots for something a bit cooler. Of course, you'd never part with your hat. You kept that thing on no matter what the temperature.

You've been badly sun burnt and need aloe badly, but the only person to supply Is Karkles

'Aradia! Get up, it's almost time to leave any your still in bed' Vriska shouts, she isn't my sister, just a friend, since her parents had died shes been living with me for a couple of months. 'Leave me alone. Im trying to sleep' I groan, she kicks the door open and flicks the lights on. She pulls my blanket off my bed and drags be down with it.

John climbs into bed with Dave, and to Dave's surprise, he's in a raunchy mood. Naughtiness ensues.

This is an AU where the Disciple is in the special forces and this is a story of why she decided to leave after she met a preacher during a mission.

After an accident, Rose and Dave begin to develop strong feelings for one another. Until they admit it, Dave is willing to spend every day in Rose's hospital room with her to ensure she feels better. [Dave x Rose]

A beta stridercest NSFW fanfic. May be long winded.

Terezi comes back from a nice session of FLARP to find a teal panty clad Karkat in her respireblock. After thoroughly cuffing and gagging the intruder, she proceeds to deal out "justice" in the only way she knows how.

I named it after some cheesy song lmao. Eridan awakens from his violent death in Feferi's Arm. He's haunted by his past and afraid of his future. EriFef and TavZee. Rated M because there might be cussing or smut and I need to be cautious.

The Alpha kids, on vacation in Japan, decide to try out their hotel's complimentary hot spring. Oneshot.

Meenah sits in front of a mirror and reflects on how she's the best lover she could possibly have.

Terezi has just dealt with an uneasy situation to adjust to, she feels no hope is left for her. Can her dear friend Karkat save her from herself? (Humanstuck AU) Rated T for swearing and possible fluff in the future.

"Adleast we'll have eachother! Right guys?" John smiles at Jade and Rose, who are looking back at him. They nod. John looks at his best friend, Dave Strider. He sits silently looking out the window. "Right Dave?" You ask not wanting to loose your best friend. He sighs and looks at you, watching you through his shades. "John, we all have to grow up sometime."

John invites dave over to play deadpool. But Dave has other intentions like spilling his guts.