John is a normal boy with a normal life and job. But when a certain someone he saw on a porn-site is a new employee at his work, will his life become a little more extreme? Summary sucks I know. Smutty things in later chapters.

tout est dans le titre, rating T pour le langage

Hey guys series of one shots listen to the songs I write about some of them make you cry even when your not sad,

Assassinstuck AU. Dirk Strider is recruited as part of the Assassin's Guild in the region of S'Burb. He doesn't know what to expect, with a winged Warrior as his superior, a tipsy Thief for a best friend and a tyrannical Empress who seems to have more up her sleeve than just heavy taxes.

Their relationship could easily be compared to the war on Skaia: a game of chess in which the dark side always wins. But when both sides are playing the black pieces, how do you determine the winner? Blackrom Gamrezi. Rated M for lemon. Please R&R!

What happened when the trolls played FLARP? Told from Vriska's POV. I'm not great with shipping so there won't be much.

tav nd gam get their rapperz on. sex ensues (HYPERREALISTIC FANFICTION!) 100% canon hussie said so in that once super obscure interview that totes hpaned

A series of drabbles in which Hussie gets bored, and decides to 'grant wishes' to certain people. It's just an act of good will- why are you so suspicious? EDIT: Has gone from a oneshot to an incomplete series of oneshots.

A different side of SBURB. New kids, new made-up words, new bad guys. Not necessarily in that order. HIATUS

Has Stridercest but very VERY mild.. seriously.. like a tame lion.

Gamzee, Karkat , and half a can reddiwhip. What could be better?

Humanstuck! Rose has a problem, and she needs to get help. So, off to Skaia Trails Residential Rehabilitation Center, where she meets a lot of new people and conquers her addiction. What will become of her during her adventure, and how will she adjust back home WARNING: EVENTUAL DISCUSSION OF ADDICTIONS, SELF HARM, AND SUICIDAL THEMES! DO NOT READ IF THIS WILL BOTHER OR TRIGGER YOU

Rated T for death. (TW: Death, hurt, sadness, lots of crying) Sollux only wished AA was wearing her ring at a time like this. It presented him with a false hope.

In which Kankri is an emetophobe and Cronus is concerned for his matesprit. Not graphic.

Jade and Karkat spend their day together. [Karkat x Jade fluff]

AU where Dirk is a Prince and Dave is a Knight from the other Kingdom. First fanfic, be nice please! Rated T because of Violence

After being alone for too long Jake English just wants to die, but he finds himself swept off to New York and attending a private high school. There he meets Dirk, Jane, and Roxy. They all are great friends, but can they fill the hole in his heart that has been empty for so long?

What happens in each household when the report card comes home? Ok so there are spankings in this story. Some of the ancestors and dancestors have decided to live with their descendants. Each story is from a child's point of view. Like if its Candies chapter, its her fathers reaction to her report card. Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck Andrew Husdie does. Review please!

Nepeta is totally infatuated with a guy named...Karkat. :33 *AC sighs dreamily* Yet, Equius is completely against it; there is no way that his morail will become matesprits with a vile mouthed, unknown class troll! However, Equius is having his own issues as well, but will that stop him from protecting his morail? Gog Forbid! Equius is determined to stop this at once.

Your name is Dirk Strider, and there is someone that you have to go back for. You weren't going to break your promise to him. You just couldn't. In the early days, back before the outbreak had gotten too bad, you'd told him that you'd come for him. You'd come back for Jake English. DirkJake zombiestuck AU. Oneshot

Mindfang and Dualscars black rom relationship has never been anything but... awful.

John is Dave's new neighbor. My first fanfic, so its not all that good. Rated T for cussing. JohnxDave

John and Dave have been planning to meet in real life for quite some time now but Dave cant get to John. But John is in for a surprise. Feelings will be admitted. Rated M for future lemons

I apologize, but I cannot perform any updates for a while due to the fact that my Microsoft Word files have been unwilling to save my progress so I can't update until I fix it.

John, Dave, Rose, and Jade wake up one day to find that they are all sharing their bodies with others. Neither the kids or the others know why. Stuck with Spirit Trolls, special beings which created their universe in the first place, the kids must learn to get along with them, or deal with the reality of living with someone that you hate for a while. (I suck at descriptions.)