Dave is badly injured after a fight with a kid at school. It means his whole life has to change, but at least his relationship with his online friends doesn't have too.

AU where the alpha and beta kids meet their genderbent selves as doppelgangers and make a series of hilarious promises before they do. Bad title, but its like that HIMYM episode where Marshall and Lily leave it up to the universe to send them signs through doppelgangers.

Sequel to 'In Which DaveKat Shenanigans Ensue On The Meteor'. Dave gets payback on Karkat, that's all that needs to be said for now. I would recommend reading the first fic first, just because it helps you understand better, but it isn't necessary. Rated M for smut and language and shit like that. It's DaveKat you guys, don't like, don't read.

(shit title is shit) One of the many dead Johns talks with One of the many dead Daves. John is stuck with dirty thoughts that was put into his head. What happens when this dead John meets his living self from another timeline? (Lets just say this story talks the line "Go Fuck Yourself" a little to far }XP) This is a JohnxJohn fic.

So this is just a quick little sadstuck that I wrote a little while ago. Dave is depressed about John's death and doesn't know what to do.

Dirk and Roxy have been best friends and roommates since the game ended. They are thrown back into Earth culture in the year 2013, and they're doing their best to adjust. When Roxy gets a marriage proposal from her new boyfriend (OC - Patrick Davis), her friendship with Dirk falls under a bit of a strain, for reasons he can't quite put his finger on.

He awaited her answer patiently, the wind fraying strands of his golden hair as the afternoon sun glimmered in the sky. She held her life in his hands. She was his happiness. And in the glow of her beauty and the caress of the breeze, he waited. DavexJade. Oneshot. AU.

"You've really never seen the sun rise?" Dave takes it upon himself to remedy the situation and Karkat is just confused. Ridiculous amounts of fluff because I can. Also outdoor sex because I can.

Katnep poem written by me.

Dave and John go to the playground and play a game where John is ironically the princess and Dave is the brave knight. Terezi and Equius play an important roll in the game as well. Dave soon confesses his feelings to his friend through the game when he "rescues" him from the "dragon"

Kanaya is a card dealer at a casino and spots two obvious card counters... who did these con-artists think they were?

Squarewave actually meets Sawtooth for the first time and makes a fool of himself.

Jake wanted to visit a certain place and wouldn't be stopped so Dirk comes along to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. The question is, can they get out of the trouble they're in now? (A western sci-fy kind of like Firefly.)

Davesprite has some difficulties going through puberty with his new body.

Sawtooth hadn't been home in a while and he just wants to see his little buddy.

When twins named Dave and Rose find a certain creature underneath their bed they befriended her and eventually they grow even closer. Unfortunately being a monster wasn't that great and she wants more than staying inside all the time. (3-way relationship.)

because I don't listen in class, I write little shits like this and giggle around with my friends. Rated M for smut. (DISCONTINUED)

Sawtooth has some 'little green monster' issues when Squarewave meets Brobot for the first time.

It started with Sollux falling for Vriska and soon spiraled into some of the strangest redroms Karkat had ever seen. He couldn't complain though; Feferi was a pretty awesome catch. Rated T for swearing, implied activities, and some sloppy alien makeouts. Sollux/Vriska, Karkat/Feferi, Roboradia/Gamzee, Tavros/Nepeta, Equius/Terezi. We went for all the weird pairings we could.

Long ago, there was a lovely priestess. An insightful Seer named Rose. Who feared her own powers and the darkness beyond it. This is the legend of the Seer who fell to her own fears. /A mildly aimless twist on the basis of going grimdark and the whispers of the horrorterrors. I have no idea what genre this is./

He, a malicious messiah. She, a lying legislator. *cover image hehthar. tumblr. com*

"You're slowly killing him with trying to keep you alive." DaveKat Sadstuck. There's major character deaths, depression, mild blood and... no language actually. Wow, that's new.

Gamzee is away at his family's house for a while, leaving Tavros alone in their apartment. During one of their nightly calls to each other, Gamzee tries something out to relieve some of the tension from not being able to see his Tavbro. Rated M for smut.

Karkat remembers various happy moment in his and Gamzee's relationship. Drabble for the 100 theme challenge.

Dave is the day manager of Disney World's "Magic Kingdom" park. He hates his job, especially when things go wrong. So, when a crocodile is loose in the waters, Dave really has to try to get things in control. And if that wasn't enough, Karkat tells John about Dave's feelings for him. Be nice. This is my first try. Rated M for adult content in later chapters. John/Dave, Jake/Dirk.