Pirate AU. Welcome to the planet of Skaia, where most of the land is undiscovered and going on the seas means to brave storms, sea monsters, and pirates. A simple plan of exploring the city quickly spirals out of control, leaving John and Jade in the midst of an adventure they ever expected having.

Dave suggests that him and John ditch school for a day. This story does ship them romantically a bit.

Dave faces the fact that his brother is gone.

This is my original Version of HS as far as I know. Basically john going to a magic school, meeting dave, jade and rose, and eventually going on the "sburb quest" probably gonna be romance later, and I'm thinking I'll throw in some trolls too

Another roleplay I did on MSPARP this time with SMUT don't read if you don't like Enjoy

Dave and Karkat have been Matesprites for a few weeks now, but they have to keep it a secret. One morning after waking up, Dave and Katkat, as Dave nicknamed him, decide to have some fun. But, will someone find out their little secret? -M RATED FOR A REASON- -PURE SMUT- -DAVEKAT-

The last thing Meenah Piexes wanted for her birthday was to spend the entire fucking day at the beach. Okay, let's rephrase that. The last thing Meenah Piexes wanted for her birthday was to spend the entire fucking day at the beach with a bunch of strangers. A bunch of strangers she'd have to be stiffly polite to, or otherwise her mother would be on her case. Aranea/Meenah oneshot.

Five year old Feferi Piexes steals a fish she really likes from an aquarium. Fast forward eleven years later, and the fish turns into a handsome prince who claims to be in love with her. But is there more to him than meets the eye? Eridan/Feferi, birthday gift for my tumblrstuck moirail johneggmcmuffin. tw: contains brief discussion of suicide.

John has had enough of Lil' Cal so he creates a plot to get rid of him, but there may be more to the puppet then he realizes. DaveJohn maybe some DirkJake not sure yet.

Calliope's first day of high school. It's pretty awful until she meets a ditsy blond named Roxy. Who knew she would meet someone like her... Schoolstuck, Roxy/calliope. I don't own homestuck.

Your name is Gamzee Makara, and you might get that black eye. Your name is Tavros Nitram and your brother is a horrible love guru. GamTav

Karkat is left alone while his parents are away and it starts raining. Whenever it rains Karkat's days are unlucky and today he gets a visitor. Human AU. Future SolKat meaning boy/boy. Don't like don't read . T for Karkat's mouth.

"When your heart breaks, it can grow back crooked. It grows back twisted and gnarled and hard."

AU What if his plot to kill the queen failed?

Roxy/Jane Genderbend fic -Yaoi- General Rory Lalonde has caught the notorious Ace Detective, Jace Crocker! There be a punishment for those gutsy enough to try and infiltrate the Lalonde house! Giftfic fer Dommy

Nepeta is mad at Karkitty and has kidnapped him and eaten his legs! Yes, this is a joke fanfic, don't whine. It is meant to be complete hoofbeast shit so if you don't like it, FUCKING DEAL WITH IT NOOKSTAINS! Rated M for cr33py Nepeta rape and cussing and mauling.

A sporked version of a awful trollfic I found.

Just a bit of fun from my somewhat demented mind (and how it wanders when I am bored working at Wally World). My favorite bit is the 'Cups and Cakes' parody, which I would just LOVE to see done in a con. Anyone can use this as they see fit.

For years you've been lying. They're piling up now- the excuses, the evasions. But he can't know that you've been raised by a "troll" couple, failed genetic experiments from sixty years ago. He'll hate you for it just like all the other humans hate trolls. And you'll lose him. So you'll just keep lying. (From my 2067 AU's timeline, not really a sequel)

After three years, Karkat finally gets to meet John, and realises he has a flush crush. Fun. Red John/Kat, just some drabble I wrote at 3 in the morning. T for Karkats mouth.

John's terrified of storms and Dave has to come to his rescue. Mostly fluff. JohnDave. Oneshot. Prompt. Rated T for swearing, so on and so forth.

Today is a special day. Something more than bargained for. But could it end in the way that it was planned? Or something way off key than what was in store? ***Blow out all the Candles, blow out all the candles, you're too old to be so shy. . .

Eridan Ampora has run away from home, due to his father's recent change in behavior, to stay with his brother. There he meets an infuriating programmer who he hates, but also doesn't.

I didn't take this serious because I typed this at 4am. I do not own homestuck, Andrew hussie does

There s a person in the bed, there s a pounding in his head. People smell like a bar, Dave is hanging from the rails. Pictures of last night ended up online and we barely remember it, but it s awesome! Last Friday night, we must ve gotten wasted. Now John can t think straight, he s kissed Karkat. Now Dave is broke and has to get a job to support himself. (DavexTerezi & JohnxKarkat)