"Oh, if this is Dirk on the phone, you're going to throw some pants on, grab one of those shitty swords you keep hanging on the wall and kick his ass." In which Dave gets a wrong-number call from some guy in Washington at two in the morning and things kinda spiral out of control. DaveJohn. No SBurb AU.

Under any other circumstances Nepeta would have been thrilled to be trapped in Karkat's hive with him. But not like this. Not with a candy-coated alternate, who turns a simple tea party into something dangerous in a cruel twist. Rated M for incoming gore, KatNep later on.

This is actually my first fanfiction contributing to the wonderful Homestuck fandom. Dirk runs away from home and stumbles upon the Harley property.

An AU where Dave and John are neighbors p much and Dave thinks it is okay to break into John's house before he gets back form school.

i remember you (multiverse AU) Dave/Jade. 04. In which Dave is the cool Detective Strider and Jade is the mob boss' daughter and the key to closing this case.

Gamzee's life revolves around his spit fire of a roommate, stabbing people full of holes, and a boy who lives in the stacks of the library. Unfortunately, he's also tied to a bottle of pills that sits so unassumingly in his bathroom cabinet. GamTav

Karkat gets a message from his long time friend Sollux who seems to have something planned for the night. While they are hanging out an uninvited guest decides to disturb something that could have been life changing.

When you finally get a group of friends together after possibly the worst day of your collective lives, obviously the next step is to light a fire, toast marshmallows, and sing. Or at least it's obvious to Roxy. (Alpha Timeline Fluff, part 5)

Rose made sure Roxy's lab would be waiting for her at the end of the world, but she needed a bit of help to set up the equipment. Who better than Jade English, whose explorations of the Medium have given her a better understanding of Sburb's technological artifacts than any other human, to lend a hand? (And maybe steal a kiss in the process.) (Alpha Timeline Fluff, part 3)

Jade English never expected to have children, let alone grandchildren. She has her company, her allies, and her fight against Crockercorp to fill the void left when her brother refused to run away with her. Then she rescues a baby from a meteor crater and finds herself rearranging her life. (Alpha Timeline Fluff, part 2)

Wherein Dave Strider meets John Crocker at a Hollywood pool party. (Alpha Timeline Fluff, part 1)

A collection of short pre-Sgrub stories that share continuity but are not connected by any pretense at a narrative arc.

A week after they enter the Medium, Roxy and Jane take a trip to Prospit.

Jane has nothing to fear in the forest. The girl in the white fur dress is not so sure. Darkfic AU, written for the Ladystuck Blind challenge.

John is constantly moved from place to place, in an endless cycle of relatives. One day, instead of being shipped to another cousin who's been twice removed, he's taken somewhere... Different. The halls always smell of disinfectant, and the people are all unbelievably strange. Thankfully, John meets someone else who's sane. But both boys have secrets they'd like to keep hidden...

Dave both dreaded and eagerly craved the day when he would finally hear those words. A measly five years he'd been alive, but that was five years to dream. And now, it had come. Roxy bent down, her face twisted into unrecognizable emotions and said, "Dave, honey...we think we found your dad." A one-shot about family and the tears spilled on it.

Just another Human-Collegestuck. Basically Karkat and Sollux share a flat, they're both in college, they're also lonely, I suck at writing summaries because there's no plot, blah blah blah. Rated M For Language, (Future) Violence, (Future) Sexual Themes, and (Future) Usage and/or Mentioning of Drugs. It's got all the goodies in it. It also has cats.

In a medieval AU where everyone's Class is their role, a band of knights has just returned to their kingdom. Dave Strider has one day off, suitable perhaps for flirting with girls in a tavern (a very knightly pastime). But his careless, suave image is put to the test when he becomes attached to jade-eyed Jade Harley.

What do you do when your legs are stolen?

Dave has a nightmare and John is there to chase away the fear. After all, there was no place in the world where Dave felt safer than in John's arms. JohnDave HammerTime

This game was going on for far too long.

Karkat and the rest of the trolls struggle with adult life and their own personal secrets. Genderbending and lots of cannons. Ships: PBJ GamTez JohnKat DaveTez Rosemary and a bunch of others I'm going to list... Yeah this is pretty much a filler story to help me with block but, I hope you all enjoy it anyways .

What else can you do but be the best friend you can be?

Ap·pro·pri·a·tion: Noun The action of taking something for one's own use, typically without the owner's permission.

After John decides to visit Dave in Texas and they realize their feelings for each other.