Quoi comment ça mon titre est pourri ? Mais non. C'est en gros un délire sur un rp magnifique que j'ai fait hier. Y a rien à chercher, rien à comprendre. Juste des trucs inutiles à regretter. ET NON DESOLE JE DIRAIS JAMAIS L ENDUREUR. Aucun rapport.

Sollux has hyphema and he is currently dating Aradia who gives him a seeing-eye dog and Eridan lives in his neighborhood and is crushing on Sollux really hard, so hard that he steals Sollux's seeing eye dog and Sollux and Aradia post posters all over town with "Have you seen this dog?" with contact numbers on it- little do Sollux and Eridan know Aradia is cheating on Sollux

(humanAU) Meenah and Aranea have been openly red for eachother for a solid year now, although they've been living together since they graduated. Their relationship has experienced inevitable rough patches; but their past turmoil bears no comparison to the present. With Meenah's drinking problems resurfacing, they are both rapidly approaching their limits.

Dave and Jade have gotten married and their two closest friends have decided to try their hand at romance the night of. John/Karkat

Okay. This is an rp between me and my best friend so be warned. It is full of smut and headcannon and yeah... So that is your warning.

Nepeta has somehow gotten everyone to play truth or dare! let's see how this turns out. Warning: There might be pairings! O.O

The reader is Nepeta, she has always had a crush on Tavros, and hasnt worked up a nerve to talk to him until now, being excited after he picks up the phone, the quickly get off to a good start, and it escalates from there.

The situation clearly not resembling a romantic comedy in any way, Dave Strider comes into the same Cafe everyday for the past few weeks. The food is great and all but...another reason has brought him here. That very reason was a black-haired, bucktoothed waiter walking around and damn. Dave was going to get a date with him no matter what.

John makes it his mission to get Karkat out of his pants, and he will do anything, and I do mean anything to succeed. Tentabulge. Don't like yaoi smut? Not my problem. Don't read if you don't like.

Equius is asked to work late one night...but is that what his boss really wants him to do? Rated M for...smut.

Cálido. No recordabas que tu intento de apartamento que apenas y que, gracias a los malditos Mesías con los que tu amigo tanto se obsesionaba, apenas podía sostenerse en pie podía ser tan cálido. -Humanstuck- {GamKar} /One-Shot/

Eridan is determined to change the way society looks at the poor. No one in his family or status seems to see the poor the way he does, as people. When he's kicked out f his house for a day he comes across Sollux who could be the change he was looking for.

Being a teen is hard, but being a teen in love is even harder. John and Dave struggle with their sexuality and try to cope with their idea of self worth, while Sollux and Karkat help each other through rough times. For these boys, their lives are and endless facade but they are all just broken shields. JohnxDave/ Solkat/ humanstuck/schoolstuck

Humanstuck AU! Nepeta is a 26 year old street musician, who plays the didgeridoo, making her way in the abandoned subway tunnels of NYC. Karkat is a music executive, working in one of NYC's most prestigious record labeling companies. A chance encounter sparks a relationship that encompasses more than meets the eye- R&R! Katnep and a few others. T for swearing, alcohol, and themes.

Tavros suffers from coulrophobia and his therapist thinks it's a good idea to go to a circus with his friend Vriska. But when Vriska says she can't come, Tavros has to go alone. Go alone to overcome his worst fear. But maybe, just maybe, he meets a clown that may not be that scary in the end. A tale of two people from two VERY different places and how they began to love each other.

A young Jade takes a nap and when she wakes up, there is a great commotion on Prospit. "He is awake!" some of them shout. "False alarm!" say others. A brief one-shot about friends who will be made in the very near future.

Existence is piecing together the remnants of one's last reflection, then creating new reflections from those remnants. By doing this, we grow. Dave and Karkat are both outsiders to society. Dave is a winged boy who cannot fly, while Karkat is a mutant whose blood color leaves him a target for execution. When they meet, a chain of reflection begins, the world changing rapidly. AU.

Set years after the game has been completed and a joint world created as a reward for both humans and trolls. Vantas stalks the dark heading to a mansion where Dave is throwing a formal gathering. What is his mission? Who is he to kill? Why is he here? Set with the genre of stealth and espionage in mind.

What if Vriska had been the Thief of Time instead of the Thief of Light?

All of your Homestuck Characters, but cats! Requests Accepted.

This is my second story of The Day We Fell Apart! Yeah, it's gonna be rated M for language, possible deaths and possible adult content! Beware.

Two dorks spend the day chilling at home with some video games and... friendly competition. Oneshot. Dave/John brOTP. Very short. T for language.

(GamTav)(PG13 scenes) Two and a half alternian sweeps after Sollux and Aradia's failed attempt to make them play a game called S.G.R.U.B Gamzee and Tavros are now 9 alternian sweeps old. What would have happened with a alternian world that had not ended, no S.G.R.U.B. was the game never used, yes. Was it ever activated in an alternate timeline, most definitely.

AU; Medieval; No Sburb Session John is thrown all around. and Jake becomes his closest friend in his new environment. Dirk is left at a misunderstanding and grows jealous, and Dave offers to help him-of course, helping Dirk will benefit Dave, if all goes well. Dirk/Jake; Dave/John

G can't remember anything but the first letter of his name. All he knows is he's dead and that he can't change that. Enter Karkat Vantas, the son of Colonel Vantas. He's a cold-hearted soldier who hates all zombies. Will a chance meeting between these two spell love or destruction? ZOMBIE!Gamzee, SOLDIER!Karkat KAR/GAM YAOI