Jazz inquires the twins about their latest prank.

A series of movie-verse crack-fics inspired by my and my sister's bizarre thought-processes.

Isolated and desperate, two teams, one Autobot and one Decepticon, were forced to merge. With a new threat headed to earth after them, how hard can a little trust be? It's important: the survival of humanity might depend on it. Gen, ensemble, G1 chars.

What happens after the war in Los Angeles? Optimus finds a young girl under debris and her parents are dead. He has to take care of the child until Captain Lennox can deal with the problem. Please reveiw no flames!

Sometimes when Jazz is upset, only Bumblebee knows how to listen.

During an otherwise normal day at school, Mikaela has a confession to make. Oneshot. 2007 Movieverse Bee/Mikaela

He'd given Mikaela that look both times when they made love. Now he gave it to the world. .o Movieverse, OptimusxMikaela o.

A near functional but dead body, an All Spark shard and a Prime who has seen by far too much.

One-shot Crackfic. If the Cube can fold down, so can the Autobots! Madness and mayhem ensue. 2007 movie-based. Slight suggestion of MaggiexHide and BeexHide. And RatchetxElectricity...which is another crackfic...slashy

2007 movieverse: Sam has an odd question to ask the Autobots. Life was simpler before the strange inquiries of humans. -oneshot-

The Allspark knows only silence and so does Emma, Sam's little sister. So it is no suprise that in her sleep Emma is no longer deaf as the Allspark speaks to her. 2007 Movieverse

Why is Sam’s Autobot guardian throwing him against a wall? All is not as it seems…. Oneshot.

What she didn't expect was his door-wings to flutter slightly...

Sam's parents get suspicious. Then they get more suspicious. Then they get a shocker. SamBumblebee *NOW with PART 2!*

INACTIVE - BARRICADE/OFC and STARSCREAM/ALEXIS; Two women; two Decepticons; nine Autobots; an estimated 6.6 billion humans; one mutual enemy.

07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!

As a CSI Peyton knew how to process evidence, follow the clues and catch the bad guy, but when a kickass Peterbilt is thrown into the mix she finds herself biting off more than she can chew. Movieverse. Rated for language. COMPLETE. Check out Re: The Ties that Bind for the newer version of this story.

Post 2007 movie. A new threat to all Transformers has arisen. Ironhide/Ratchet centric. Final chapter up.

Barricade never did get along with his older co-creation. Interviewer Bias continuity.

Ironhide's not too pleased about the new Allspark...

The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.

Trent knew that something was off about Sam, so he decided to find out what. Unluckily for him, he did... Things are getting dangerous again, with the humans and Autobots fighting for their lives, and things are changing, especially for Trent. MilesTrent.

slash - They'd already said goodbye, but he'd never accepted it, and when his last moments came, he couldn't let go...so he stayed. And unfortunately, they knew it. OCs exist to further the plot.

Optimus Prime and Elita-One go on a date.

Sidestory/missing scene to Madness. A little Frenzy/Starscream smut after a hard day of plotting. Hope you enjoy!