The Autobots learns a very important lesson about Earth women and why it's best not to disagree with them. This is story #3 'If Things Had Been Different' series.

Sam dreams, and in his dreams, things aren't the way they're supposed to be.

When Sam wishes he could do something for the Autobots in recompense for destroying the AllSpark, the energy left within him grants his wish in a way he never imagined.

Megatron decides that Cybertron is in need of a change of direction... and knows Optimus well enough to know that he'll take a bit of convincing.

Sam tries to send an image he found on the Internet to his friend, Miles. Unfortunately, Sam hits the wrong button and sends said image to everyone in his address book-including his Autobot friends.

Maggie loses her licence and now has to resort to using taxis and buses – that is until a certain police car offers her transport, but it comes as a personal cost to Maggie. Read warnings! MATURE READERS ONLY DUE TO SEXUAL CONTENT! Maggie X Barricade

After ten years in space with the Autobots, Sam comes home to find that some things have changed.

How did our favourite Seeker threesomes end up with their names? This is my take on how Thundercracker earned his name. Starts with a prologue.

When Sam intervenes in a situation he feels is unfair, and in doing so saves Barricade’s life, Sam discovers that even some Decepticons have a code of honour.

Starscream decides to punish Barricade for not fighting in Mission City. However, this time Starscream might have pushed Barricade too far....

Ratchet thinks about his human and how it was that they ended up together. Warnings: human/holo slash

Movieverse 2007 Logic: it's an elegant weapon for a barbaric and xenophobic age. Sorry, George Lucas. Maggie, Glenn, and Ratchet.

Megatron said that humans were disgusting. However, some are more gross than other, as Sarah Lennox could tell you.....Oneshot

2007 Movieverse: Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs? Well there's no need to complain, we'll eliminate your pain, we can neutralize your brain, you’ll feel just fine, now! aka Ratchet gets some lovin' Pairings: Ratchet/Everyone; A cracky fic

When another Autobot arrives in response to Optimus Prime's broadcast, chaos ensues, because SHE is the first femme 'bot the others have seen for centuries. This is a followon to Two Sisters, Three Choices, but is set several thousand years later.

Loyal servant, sadistic monster... The enigmatic creature known only as Blackout. A series of introspective shorts featuring those who knew him best, and those who hated him the most.

After an argument with Sam, Bumblebee seeks out Ratchet for company and advise; and they help each other relax the sweetest way.

Oneshot crack!fic, spawned by the random pairing generator. Prompt: Blackout/Optimus Prime/addiction. There was some things a Prime just couldn't tell his subordinates...

A small green transformer decides that Sam is his master. But where did it come from? And how will Bumblebee feel about this new bot taking all of Sam's attention?

SUMMARY: When Sam awakens after blacking out in he discovers that he has been restructured into an Autobot. However, there are some problems with the body..NOT a Femme!Sam story.

This is an offshoot of my story, Traitor, in which Mikaela gives Scorpinok a bubble bath.

Blackout survives the battle for the Allspark, but as far as he knows, he's the only one. The Autobots catch up with him and he's forced to make a decision.

They thought that the defeat of Megatron and the defense of Earth had given everyone the chance to relax a little. But that's not all that's out there... Action-Adventure, gen, canon mentions of SamMikaela, Sam, Mikaela and Beecentric. Complete, sequel.

Elita and Optimus have a taste of Southern California culture.

In a parody of the monkey song from Animaniacs, Mikaela sings about how she accidentally got caught up in a fight between the Autobots and Decepticons. 2007 movie verse. Do not read unless you've watched Animaniacs.