Eridan and Dirk are roomies. Eridan likes to get out and go clubbing. He comes back with new marks every night. Dirk isn't the kind who cares. As long as Eridan pays the rent, he's cool with it. But he knows that he's not a man with a stone heart in the end, after all.

In which two particular boyfriends engage in each other's kinks because really, they've only got each other. (There's no complaints.) Daddy Kink; PWP; Intercrural Sex; Spanking.

You knew that your genius plan would possibly land you with having to sleep on the couch for the next few nights. Yet, your prankster blood had you demanding to go through with the task.

You had begun to realize that everything was a competition between these two. But how far would that competitive streak go? STRIDERCESTXREADER One-shot

Sadstuck! Based off A Sassy Grease Night! Dolorosa has had a tough life after her son's horrid death. She has one thing to grip onto. The promise a Highblood had made to her so many sweeps ago.

When the group decides to go to the spa, how will grumpy Karkat react? And since John has been contemplating his relationship with Karkat, will he finally summon the courage to tell Karkat how he feels? Johnkat, TereziDave, GamzeeTavros, black VriskaTerezi, others implied but not in your face )

((Note:This is an AU)) For 2.4 sweeps all Aradia Megido has known is pain. Pain has been inflicted by her former Masters since she was just 6 sweeps old. When she's told shes to have another Master she is horrified until she finds out just who it is.

Don't read this. It's the stupidest thing ever. It will give you mouth herpes.

This is poetrystuck, This is dedicated to Sollux and Karkat (SolKat). Please review, favorite, and follow. I take requests for topics. :oD

This is poetrystuck. This dedicated to Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro. Please review, favorite, and follow. I take requests on topics. :oD

This is poetrystuck. This is dedicated to Eridan. Please review, favorite, and follow. I take requests on topics. :oD

JohnXReader You are a fan of a web comic called Homestuck. You love a character named John Egbert. You wish he'd be real, but you refuse to believe it. One windy night will change your life forever. Please tell me if you'd like more! w Rated T just in case. Sable

A Drabble that I had written in school, It consists of a head canon that I really liked. I don't know what to write here but the story is good, so please read.

Ancestors bloodswap AU. The emperor figures his job would be a far bit easier with a pirate to do the dirty work for him under the tables (less paperwork that way), and so arranges a meeting with one of those bluebloods that's always wandering about on the seas to work something out. (Headcanon ancestor names used, not dancestor names. Thanks).

In which Dave asks a stupid question and John gives out hickeys. This is like the shortest fanfiction I have ever written.

Tavros and Gamzee meet again after 10 years of not hearing about eachother. Old wounds and unsaid things get in the way and cloud their thoughts to tangle their lives together again with no return. In Gamzee s PoV. This is Gamtav.

(HumanStuckAU: Parings to come) Setting: St. Joseph's Mental Hospital, caregivers to the mentally unstable. Tera (Terezi Pyrope) awaits a doctor's visit for an annual exam. Her head has been spinning for awhile now from the smell she can only describe as nail polish. Seth (Sollux Captor), Dave, and John briefly mentioned.

GamKat for my lovely Sugar :)

*CLOSED* Sorry, guys. Not accepting more.

While finally planning to actually kill everyone, Eridan gets distracted by a new human.

A tale of the Betas in a city AU! It revolves around Equius, Nepeta, Feferi, and Eridan, but occasionally includes other characters.

You are Karkat Vantas, and you couldn't be any happier for your friend. Rated T for some violence and language.

Karkat have not seen eachother since the session ended, and eventually, hearing that she has returned, Karkat talks to Nepeta, and it escalates from there.

He wasn't quite sure when he had begun to see them, these things that hung around, just knew that he could. It was almost nice to know that when others were scared by the dark and empty streets at night, he could see the things around him, knowing that he wasn't entirely alone.

What happen's when Ferenzi Sollus, a creature similar to the trolls, actually meets the Trolls, and falls in love with one of them! Follow her story as we watch her on the run from The Scientists.