AN: Hey ya. I finally got some more done!!! YES!!! Sorry it took so long,
but my muse was being dumb and plus finals and everything hasn't helped
either so I hope I can get to writing more.
Good with Kids By Robochar Chapter 3 Lucky Mr.Diss
Zel decided that the first step was to actually go to their door. So there he was early in the day. It wasn't too early but it was early enough.
"Well here it goes." He thought to himself he knocked on the door and then a lady in her late 30's came to the door. At her side was Ruby who seemed kinda sleepy at the moment.
"Um hello Mister? I hate to sound rude but what do you want?" Ms. Elm said to Zel at the door. "Its Zelgadiss Greywerds, and I um.need to." but right before he could say anything else Ruby jumped on his leg, hugging it for her dear life.
"MISSTER DISS!!! OOO mommy mommy mommy!!!! This is the parson that saved me. He's so sweet. Just like you said mommy. And he really nice and .
" Ahh so you're the "Diss" Ruby talks about so much come in."
Zelgadiss was felt weird about going in but at least he had his face covered. So he walked in and sat when Mrs. Elm told him to.
" Mr. Greywerds, what do you need?" She said politely.
"Well.um.I sort of want to barrow.Ruby.for the day for something.BUT NOTHING BAD OR ANYTHING." he blushed
"OOO I WANNA GO MOMMY!!! He knows the princess and from what you said she sounds pretty and neat, and maybe I'll meet her and maybe mister Diss will kiss her like in the books I read it be neat mommy mommy please!!!???"
"Well, well, the princess? Hmmm, you don't seem like the princess type." Ruby's mom said with a little sly voice.
" Well, were just um.really good friends" he said fast, but he was thinking. "Man I hope she'll like me after this".
"Oh," she said a little surprise. Even though Zel seemed to cool, she could tell he was lying. "Well any ways Mr. Greywords, I can tell you're in a hurry, but maybe before I let barrow my daughter, you could take off that mask of yours. Please? No offence but you are taking my daughter with you.maybe."
Uh oh, he was caught between a rock and a hard place. There wasn't much he could do so he decided to try and go for it. This was it. This would decide it all. Even though he hoped for the best, he knew the reaction. Its always happens. First the scream ,then the common insult or the leave my house ECT. So he took it off a prepared for the usual.
"AHHHHHHHH" yelled Ms. Elm. "YOUR SO CUTE!!!" "Mr. DISS IS PRETTY!!!!" Yell Ruby along with her Mother.
" What? Cute? Do I look cute? I'm a freak!!!"
"Nonsense, I've seen worse. Your really cute" she smiled
However what Zel didn't know is that Ms. Elm has a rock fetish. I mean a really big one too. So She was very excited to see one of the biggest, prettiest rock. And very handsome at that.
So why didn't Ruby act weird? She's 6 and blue is her favorite color. She really hasn't been told that people aren't supposed to be blue so she figured he was special. And he looked really pretty.
Zel didn't know why but he wasn't going to complain so he just said thanks and left with Ruby quickly.
"SO Diss are we visiting the Princess? She said not much after they left.
"Actually yes we are, and also if she says anything about you being my niece just play along." Zel hadn't been around many 6 year olds but he knew she would blab unless he asked her.
"Why? Did you lie to her? NAUGHTY DISS!!!! MMMMMM YOUR GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE WITH YOUR MOMMY!!!" pointing her fingered and making a serious face. He pulled her aside while yelling.
"SHH!!! Be quite!!! Please!!! Yeah ok, so I did just if I buy you some candy will you shut up about it?"
"Ok!!!" she said with a smile." But remember. It oks. I won't say anything about it cause I like candy!!!"
Well she's easy to please. Well it was good for Zel so she hopefully wouldn't blab. Oh well.
AN: I hope you liked that and more will be on its way. BTW thanks to everyone that's reviewing. (and I'm hoping and trying not to make it like" One Ring to Rhythm them all")
Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers.
Good with Kids By Robochar Chapter 3 Lucky Mr.Diss
Zel decided that the first step was to actually go to their door. So there he was early in the day. It wasn't too early but it was early enough.
"Well here it goes." He thought to himself he knocked on the door and then a lady in her late 30's came to the door. At her side was Ruby who seemed kinda sleepy at the moment.
"Um hello Mister? I hate to sound rude but what do you want?" Ms. Elm said to Zel at the door. "Its Zelgadiss Greywerds, and I um.need to." but right before he could say anything else Ruby jumped on his leg, hugging it for her dear life.
"MISSTER DISS!!! OOO mommy mommy mommy!!!! This is the parson that saved me. He's so sweet. Just like you said mommy. And he really nice and .
" Ahh so you're the "Diss" Ruby talks about so much come in."
Zelgadiss was felt weird about going in but at least he had his face covered. So he walked in and sat when Mrs. Elm told him to.
" Mr. Greywerds, what do you need?" She said politely.
"Well.um.I sort of want to barrow.Ruby.for the day for something.BUT NOTHING BAD OR ANYTHING." he blushed
"OOO I WANNA GO MOMMY!!! He knows the princess and from what you said she sounds pretty and neat, and maybe I'll meet her and maybe mister Diss will kiss her like in the books I read it be neat mommy mommy please!!!???"
"Well, well, the princess? Hmmm, you don't seem like the princess type." Ruby's mom said with a little sly voice.
" Well, were just um.really good friends" he said fast, but he was thinking. "Man I hope she'll like me after this".
"Oh," she said a little surprise. Even though Zel seemed to cool, she could tell he was lying. "Well any ways Mr. Greywords, I can tell you're in a hurry, but maybe before I let barrow my daughter, you could take off that mask of yours. Please? No offence but you are taking my daughter with you.maybe."
Uh oh, he was caught between a rock and a hard place. There wasn't much he could do so he decided to try and go for it. This was it. This would decide it all. Even though he hoped for the best, he knew the reaction. Its always happens. First the scream ,then the common insult or the leave my house ECT. So he took it off a prepared for the usual.
"AHHHHHHHH" yelled Ms. Elm. "YOUR SO CUTE!!!" "Mr. DISS IS PRETTY!!!!" Yell Ruby along with her Mother.
" What? Cute? Do I look cute? I'm a freak!!!"
"Nonsense, I've seen worse. Your really cute" she smiled
However what Zel didn't know is that Ms. Elm has a rock fetish. I mean a really big one too. So She was very excited to see one of the biggest, prettiest rock. And very handsome at that.
So why didn't Ruby act weird? She's 6 and blue is her favorite color. She really hasn't been told that people aren't supposed to be blue so she figured he was special. And he looked really pretty.
Zel didn't know why but he wasn't going to complain so he just said thanks and left with Ruby quickly.
"SO Diss are we visiting the Princess? She said not much after they left.
"Actually yes we are, and also if she says anything about you being my niece just play along." Zel hadn't been around many 6 year olds but he knew she would blab unless he asked her.
"Why? Did you lie to her? NAUGHTY DISS!!!! MMMMMM YOUR GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE WITH YOUR MOMMY!!!" pointing her fingered and making a serious face. He pulled her aside while yelling.
"SHH!!! Be quite!!! Please!!! Yeah ok, so I did just if I buy you some candy will you shut up about it?"
"Ok!!!" she said with a smile." But remember. It oks. I won't say anything about it cause I like candy!!!"
Well she's easy to please. Well it was good for Zel so she hopefully wouldn't blab. Oh well.
AN: I hope you liked that and more will be on its way. BTW thanks to everyone that's reviewing. (and I'm hoping and trying not to make it like" One Ring to Rhythm them all")
Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers.