stupidity and randomness! a bunch of skits with all the characters! :o Read an Review please!

Signing from across the classroom leads Meulin and Kurloz onto the topic of crushes. Humanstuck!

Eridan thinks there's nothing fun to do on land that he can't do in water. Sollux decides to prove him wrong. SMUT BOYxBOY!

A Medieval AU. Main pairings will be Karezi, Davejade, and Grimdorks and maybe more later on

Jade has died and become a ghost! However, she can't seem to pass on to the other side for some reason, so she stays on Earth with other trapped ghost children until she can. (Humanstuck trolls included)

A typical fairytale, not unlike the variety written by Grimm... except the "fair damsel" is actually a guy in a dress. Prince Dirk travels the world, in search of a bride. She must pass three tests to marry him. The poor shepherd Jake falls madly in love with the prince, and aspires to compete. DirkJake with a side of pale AradiaJake.

There's a new member of the Felt, and Slick isn't too pleased about it. News is the kid's been trained by Sn0wman herself, and has gained the nickname "Little Sn0w". But when Slick decides to check up on this supposed new member, she turns out to be everything he didn't expect.

its a short drable about my OC eridensia and gamz, her matesprit. watch as their love surpasses quadrents!

First fanfic, I highly doubt it's any good, so please no bashing even if it is horrible. Karkat lay in his bed and think about Terezi. Rated T for a little swearing

gamzee is out to kill them all, but the danger won't stop solux and eriden from making out! On the isolated battlefield, the TRUE ERISOL IS BORN! A short ERISOL drabble if it's not clear. What are you waiting for, a sign from the heavens?OH LOOK ITS A SIGN, GO Read and Revuew! wARNING: SOME fishy situations.

The only time Roxy wants to live is when she's drunk, but she's great at hurting herself when intoxicated. This time, she shoves her hand through a glass door, determined to have more alcohol. The blood she loses from her various wounds could be critical and the conversation she has with a certain friend before passing out could be the last one she ever has.

It had been years since SBURB started, and Rose is alone in her home. It's rainy and she feels as if something is watching her. But what?

Your name is Dirk Strider and you're currently broke as fuck. But what if god decides to add a lil dash of spice into your life and adds a girl into your sad life? or rather, an abnormal one. DirkXreader.

AU The four Alpha kids share a house but the female half's on a trip. Jake's mental ramblings as he watches TV with Dirk. K for slash-ness. Oneshot.

On the planet Terra, in the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse, humanity's rule will be changed forever... Warning: Multiple ships, multiple characters (Beta kids Beta trolls), Own AU, slight and possible OOC

A Humanstuck CroTuna/ CroMit/ TunaFish or whatever you want to call it. Cronus starts college and notices a student he used to "tease" in high school. They eventually become friends and then more. Smut occasionally. You have been warned. P.S. my friend helped with the nicknames and she is great.

Just a composition I had to write for science. It's supposed to be an energy transfer story, so I made it as humorous as possible.

Karkat goes over John's house for sleepover, and they watch a couple of scary movies. How does little Karkles react to that? He also experiences Earth chocolate, which changes his feelings a bit! I'd like to dedicate this fanfic to my friend Raychel :3

This is a short JohnKat two-shot, so this is the first part of it ! Summary is...: John and Karkat stumble upon a mysterious machine not so long after Jade and Rose's death by the hands of none other than Mister Jack Noir himself. The only thing is...What does it- GFDI EGBERT! (Rated T for Karkat) *waggles eyebrows mysteriously...*

Alternate title: Two Idiots Pretending To Be Eleven Idiots and One Clown. Sollux is snickering, Equius is enraged, Nepeta is on narcotics, Aradia is apathetic, Terezi is terrible, Feferi's freaking out, Eridan's exasperated, Karkat's complaining, Tavros is terrified, Vriska is vexed, Kanaya's confused, Gamzee is giddy, and I should probably lay off the alliteration.

Shameless Crotula. If you're looking for sex look elsewhere (my other fic.)

Latula and Mituna bang while Kankri convinces himself he's a celibate. M for later chapters.

Your name is Dave Strider, and you've been stuck on this meteor for 138 days, 17 hours, 41 minutes, and seconds that you won't let yourself keep track of anymore. More importantly, you're pretty sure you're sick of trolls. Especially ones who want to touch or kill you, which is pretty much all of them. Meteorstuck/Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip fic

After a successful night of too-old trick-or-treating, John and Dave have a very serious debate. Pairing: DaveJohn, JohnDave, PepsiCola, Hammertime. Rated T for mild language and cute yaoi fluff.

Tavros is free from Vriska and ready for a new adventure of his own when, he then meets and old friend. Somewhat rushed, Based of of March 25th, 2013 update and , this: Enjoy