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Chapter 2 The Tall and Clever One
Once upon a time an odd little person lived in the Mushroom Kingdom. His name was Mario Mario because his parents weren't very imaginative. He had a brother named Luigi Mario. Luigi was taller, and, therefore, cleverer than Mario. But Mario was not happy being the less clever and less taller brother. Oh, no, he traveled all over the Mushroom Kingdom in search of a higher wisdom. That was a pune, or play on words. HIGHER WISDOM, get it? Hahahahahaha!
He searched high, and he searched low. He even searched in the library. But he could not find the meaning of life. Oops, sorry, wrong story.
He searched in Toad Town, and he searched in Koopa Village. He even searched Bowser's castle. But he could find no way to become taller or more clever than Luigi.
Until one day, Mario met Princess Peach Toadstool. She was the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, and her name was so odd because her parents were simple folks who drank absinthe in large quantities. She told Mario many things about being tall and clever, since she was taller than Mario AND Luigi, and she knew someone cleverer, since she did not have very much cognitive ability. She explained to Mario about the rack in the Mushroom Kingdom dungeons, and how this was a way to become taller, although usually in a fatal way. Mario, however, was desperate to be tall or clever, so he decided to take the risk and use the rack. Princess Peach assured Mario she would try as hard as she could to make Mario taller without also making him dead. Mario, however, preferred "vitally challenged." This is because Mario was a wimp.
Finally, Princess Peach told him that the rack was ready for him to use! Mario was ecstatic! This is because he was on ecstasy.
"Finally!" he thought to himself. "A chance to be taller than Luigi!"
He climbed onto the rack, and waited anxiously as Peach's attendants strapped him in.
"This might hurt a bit," Peach said to Mario.
He shut his eyes as the attendants pulled the lever.
Unfortunately for Mario Mario, they pulled it too hard and his head popped off. So he could never ever ever be taller OR cleverer than Luigi! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The End!
Chapter 2 The Tall and Clever One
Once upon a time an odd little person lived in the Mushroom Kingdom. His name was Mario Mario because his parents weren't very imaginative. He had a brother named Luigi Mario. Luigi was taller, and, therefore, cleverer than Mario. But Mario was not happy being the less clever and less taller brother. Oh, no, he traveled all over the Mushroom Kingdom in search of a higher wisdom. That was a pune, or play on words. HIGHER WISDOM, get it? Hahahahahaha!
He searched high, and he searched low. He even searched in the library. But he could not find the meaning of life. Oops, sorry, wrong story.
He searched in Toad Town, and he searched in Koopa Village. He even searched Bowser's castle. But he could find no way to become taller or more clever than Luigi.
Until one day, Mario met Princess Peach Toadstool. She was the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, and her name was so odd because her parents were simple folks who drank absinthe in large quantities. She told Mario many things about being tall and clever, since she was taller than Mario AND Luigi, and she knew someone cleverer, since she did not have very much cognitive ability. She explained to Mario about the rack in the Mushroom Kingdom dungeons, and how this was a way to become taller, although usually in a fatal way. Mario, however, was desperate to be tall or clever, so he decided to take the risk and use the rack. Princess Peach assured Mario she would try as hard as she could to make Mario taller without also making him dead. Mario, however, preferred "vitally challenged." This is because Mario was a wimp.
Finally, Princess Peach told him that the rack was ready for him to use! Mario was ecstatic! This is because he was on ecstasy.
"Finally!" he thought to himself. "A chance to be taller than Luigi!"
He climbed onto the rack, and waited anxiously as Peach's attendants strapped him in.
"This might hurt a bit," Peach said to Mario.
He shut his eyes as the attendants pulled the lever.
Unfortunately for Mario Mario, they pulled it too hard and his head popped off. So he could never ever ever be taller OR cleverer than Luigi! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The End!