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*EDITED FOR GRAMMAR AND FLUIDITY* Karkat is running for his life but doesn't get very far. A certain sober someone finds him. Trigger warnings: Death of a major character, descriptions of gore, course language, offensive hemospectrum slurs and Sober!Gamzee.

Karkat is an intern for Doctor Scratch's therapy clinic and always sits in on a certain patient's sessions. What will happen when he encounters the patient and realizes that Scratch's medicine could likely be doing more harm than good? AU. Humanstuck. GamKar. Co-write with Theres-No-Hole-Now on Tumblr.

Have you ever wondered if John, Dave, Rose, And Jade were trapped in the Sburb Beta? Well in this Fan-Fiction, You will see 4 more kids enter the beta, and rescue them from a terrible fate.

Jade works in the garden center at Wal-Mart and Karkat just wants to have a stable relationship which may involve several trips to the aforementioned garden center. JadeKat main. Many side pairings included, though not always focused on.

A short little drabble on Mituna/Latula based off of something I saw on YouTube awhile back. When little Latula finds little Mituna in an alleyway where Latula thought her favorite skaters were, she watches him skate. She just couldn't peel her eyes away from the agility and passion of boy, and she wished to learn from him. Maybe...she could? (T for Homestuck)

T Suggested... hehe, hey I didn't write it so..yeah. XD pairings: HammerTime : Dirk/Jake (you'll c ;D ) : Rosemary(hinted) Idea: John and Dave run two different clubs, they make a bet and start a drinking game. SHENANIGANS Brought to my attention that the song Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly fits too. Brought to me by: tetra67082229 TY Tetra.

A Poem for my OTP. Oh The Pain.

Gamzee's always had this stuttering issue around Sollux, but why? And he seems to be acting more off than usual today. This chance encounter comes with more than just a few sputtering words, but will the Clown be able to spit them out before the Psychic figures them out? SolGam angst/smut/romance

On Earth, there were more sessions than the one with the Beta kids... Including one with some similar circumstances! One group of human kids, and one group of trolls will also collide to create a new universe. xXxXx I am asking for OC's to put into the story so there is a good variety, so check chap 1 for the conditions and rules! :) Oh and rated T because there will be swearing.

High School AU! John Egbert pasa todas las tardes de lunes a viernes en la biblioteca ¿Por qué? / Pairing Principal: JohnRose.

Roxy Lalonde, some time before the alpha session.

Roxy Lalonde joins The Striders, a biking gang, and nothing has ever felt so right. Rated M for sexual themes, drug and alcohol use, violence, and eventual character death. Pairings: Dirk/Dave, Mituna/Latula, Cronus/Roxy, Horrus/Rufioh, Meenah/Aranea, Meulin/Kurloz One sided: Dirk/Roxy, Damara/Rufioh, Cronus/Kankri

Sollux lives on his own. His parents recently died, his father was drunk and beat him often, whereas his mother was a kind and loving woman. His only true friend is off on an excavation adventure, and he finds himself developing some slight insanity. (Humanstuck AU)((This is 7 years old, and it's dead to me now lmao))

In this humanstuck AU, Tavros Nitram has to deal with Vriska. She take advantage of his emotions until his friend Gamzee come to his rescue.

Snowman gets Slick to try smoking, on her special cigarette holder.

Everyday was the same for Kaniel Vantas, but he didn't mind. That is, not until Marleen Leijon stepped into his book shop. She caught his eye immediately, and now he can't get her out of his head. Will Kaniel be able to win her heart, or is it already too late? Human and college AU. Ancestors. Signless x Disciple and others. Strong language and suggestive themes.

Karkat's first time pailing with his matesprite is more than he'd ever expected it to be. Karezi, Homesmut.

Meenah asks Aranea who she's flush-crushing on, with unexpected results. Gillfronds.

Karkat is finally fed up with John's constant pranking, so he decides to repay him. / Pairing: Johnkat

On a tous fait des erreurs dans notre vie. Et on a tous au moins menti une fois en se disant "Ça va aller." Et avec Cronus à la narration, attendez-vous à quelque chose d'étrange...

Another rp done with a really good friend of mine, Rhia *love you girl*. John invites Dave over to a bro's movie night, nothing complicated right? Combine awkward teen crushes, derping around and Nic cage well, this movie night could lead to more.

Jade is 16, Dave is 19, that alone is going to guarantee them a pretty hellish time with their relationship, at least where her parents are concerned. Now she stands at the door of his apartment, nervous, pregnant, and trying to prepare for the worst.

Short Arafef fluff oneshot, based on the headcanon that highbloods are naturally coldblooded and lowbloods are naturally warmblooded.

Postgame! John. The group settled in the universe they created and, despite everything they did, they're treated as freaks and outcasts. Everyone thinks that John has it easy, but that in itself is pretty hard. It's hard and nobody understands. Oneshot