Seiken Survivor
Yeah...we're screwed...
(Camera settles in on the Navarrian Desert. It's daybreak, well, almost daybreak. Close in on Camp Myconnid, everyone is asleep)
Kurai: Mmph.nkg.zzz.
Camera Man: Kurai! You're on!
Kurai: Huh? AHH! **pulls sheets to chest** Oh! Um, Welcome back to Seiken Survivor! First, maybe I should explain why this episode is so damn late.well.I was sitting at my computer typing...
*~*~*~*~*Flashback*~*~*~*~*
(Kurai is indeed, at her computer typing)
Kurai Voiceover: When suddenly, an emergency situation came up!
(Kurai continues to type, suddenly her front door breaks down and a bunch of Nazi's come in)
Nazi #1: Surrender now, hail Hitler!! Would you like some cookies?
Kurai: Ahhh! Nazis!! Damnit guys, you lost the frickin war and Hitler was a prick. Get over it!
Nazi #1: Mwahaha! That's what you think! **ties Kurai to her computer chair so she can't type, leaves**
Kurai: **struggles** Aw, Damnit!
*~*~*~*~*End of Flashback*~*~*~*~*
Kurai: So that's what happened. Anyway, the S.W.A.T team eventually arrived and everything's hunky dory now. So, today we'll see if the camps can actually get together without ripping each other's throats out.
Hawk: Ooh.yeah.unnh.Jessica.
Kurai: .well we made it through the night.
[Camp Harpy]
Darkshine Knight: (obviously hyper) WAKE UP ANGELA!!
Angela: Wha? Unn, It's before daybreak!
Darkshine Knight: Whee! I know!
Angela: **looks around** Huh? Hey, where are Koren and Duran?
Darkshine Knight: They went to go get breakfast.hey! Let's go RUNNING!
Angela: Let's not.
Darkshine Knight: C'mon! **drags Angela into the desert**
[In some unsuspecting shrubs in the middle of nowhere]
Duran: **whispering** Remember the plan.
Koren: Gotcha.
Duran: **crawls out of the bushes**
Harmless Rabite: Chirp?
Duran: Aww.it got lost all the way out here! C'mere little thing.
Harmless Rabite: Chirp.**hopes closer to Duran**
Duran: That's right.that's right.NOW KOREN!
Koren: **war cry** DIE!! **shoots the Rabite full of holes with AK-47**
Harmless Rabite: CHIRP!! **shudders and dies**
Duran: That was awesome!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Koren: Woohoo! **Duran and Koren to some weird handshake thing that they obviously made up while hunting**
Duran: **slings dead and battered Rabite over his shoulder** Alright, we better get back. They're probably starving while the sleep.
Koren: Actually, the Darkshine Knight should be up by now. Like I said, he gets up at dawn. He's really hyper then.he'll drag anyone.out.to.run.around.
Both: ...!! ANGELA! **run as quickly as possible back to their camps**
[Camp Rabite]
(Everyone is asleep, Carlie is still tied to tree)
Heath: Mm.**wakes up, yawns** Good morning everyone!
Deathjester: **obviously just woke up too** G'morning.
Carlie: Umm..Heath.let me down from tree now?
Heath: Hug me and I'll kill you.
Carlie: Carlie won't hug!
Heath: Fine. **unties Carlie**
Carlie: **rubs hands** Thanks.
Heath: Sure. **pokes Kevin** Wake up.we need to go hunting for breakfast.
Kevin: **wakes up** Um.kay. !!! Hey! You let Carlie down!
Heath: She won't hug me, she promised.
Carlie: Can Carlie come hunt with you?
Kevin: It dangerous.so.why not?
Carlie: Yay! Hunting with Kevy and Heathie!
Heath: Don't call me Heathie..
[Camp Harpy]
(Duran and Koren have just returned to find their camp empty)
Duran: Oh.no..
Koren: Sh**. This isn't good.
Duran: Where could they be?
Darkshine Knight: **comes running out of the bushes** WEEEEEEEEE!!
Angela: **tries to keep up** Y'know.after throwing up five times and nearly breaking my ankle, this isn't so bad! **continues to run**
(Darkshine Knight and Angela go into the opposite bushes)
Koren: .....
Duran: ..Riiiight...let's eat!
Koren: Yay! **the two begin to make breakfast**
[Camp Myconnid]
Jagan: .and using that plant, we can make a dough.see?
Lise: Okay.I get it...Hey Kurai! Hawk!
Kurai: Yeah?
Lise: Get berries, we're making something scones.
Kurai: Whatever. Let's go Hawk!
Hawk: Right! (Kurai and Hawk run off)
Lise: **sigh** Maybe that wasn't too smart.
Jagan: Why not?
Lise: They're not too bright.
Jagan: Then that was a good thing.
Lise: Yeah.Hawk is just.Well, he's a pervert.
Jagan: Wait, what?!?
Lise: He is! But at least he has a new girlfriend...
Jagan: **stares, blinks, raises eyebrows** ...New girlfriend?
[Near the small oasis.somewhere.]
(Carlie, Heath, and Kevin are out hunting)
Kevin: We rest. Water here. Drink.
Heath: Good idea. **sits down**
Carlie: **puts hand in the water** La la la.
(Angela and the Darkshine Knight come out of the bushes)
Angela: Oh! Hi guys!
Heath: Hey Angela. Hey Darkshine Knight.
Kevin: What you doing?
Darkshine Knight: Running.
Heath: .....why?
Both: **look at each other, look back** We don't know.
Heath: Oh. **watches Carlie play with the water**
Carlie: La la la!
Darkshine Knight: ..Huh....y'know, the Dragon Emperor told me that there are Water Dragons in every source of water on Fa'Diel.
Kevin: Don't say.
Darkshine Knight: Yeah. Even in the desert.
Water Dragon: **chomps Carlie and drags her down into the water**
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!! **stare with their mouths wide open**
Heath: Oh my gods! It killed Carlie!
Angela: You bas- oh wait.that was good, right?
Everyone else: Yeah.that was good.
Angela: Okay.
(Kurai comes out of bushes)
Kurai: Huh? We having a pow wow?
Heath: A Water Dragon ate Carlie!!
Kurai: What? Second episode and we already have a dead character?
Kevin: Guess so.
Kurai: Oh...Carlie....
(Everyone is silent until..)
Hawk: **comes out of the bushes** Hey! We're making scones!
Everyone: SCONES! **run off with Kurai and Hawk**
[Camp Myconnid]
(Everyone is eating scones. Duran and Koren eventually came and brought their dead Rabite. So, everyone is eating scones and cooked Rabite)
Koren: Shame about Carlie.
Duran: What?
Koren: You don't miss her?
Angela: Not really...why?
Koren: .....Nevermind.
Darkshine Knight: If something ever happened to Koren I don't know what I'd do! **hugs Koren**
Koren: Aargh! Damnit, lemme go!
Darkshine Knight: **lets go** Touch-Y.
Kurai: **munch** Well....things are going well I guess. The death of Carlie is obviously being overlooked. Poor l'il bugger..anyway, next time, we'll have our first Camp Competition and one more character will be cast out of this desert. This is Kurai, having a scone, and wishing you a nice day!
(Scenes from the next Seiken Survivor)
Kurai: All you do is jump over those rocks, swim across the river, and climb up that tree to the coconuts. Then you bring them back. Got it?
Deathjester: Got it!
Kurai: Ready.and..go!
Deathjester: **starts jumping over the rocks, suddenly slips and falls down the hill for about 20 feet** Aw! Sh**! Damnit! Aw f*** it! Aw sh**!
(Screen fades out as we hear Deathjester curse and break bones)
See ya next time!
A/N: Don't flame me if you're a Carlie lover. Please don't flame.she comes back next season, I swear! ^_^
Yeah...we're screwed...
(Camera settles in on the Navarrian Desert. It's daybreak, well, almost daybreak. Close in on Camp Myconnid, everyone is asleep)
Kurai: Mmph.nkg.zzz.
Camera Man: Kurai! You're on!
Kurai: Huh? AHH! **pulls sheets to chest** Oh! Um, Welcome back to Seiken Survivor! First, maybe I should explain why this episode is so damn late.well.I was sitting at my computer typing...
*~*~*~*~*Flashback*~*~*~*~*
(Kurai is indeed, at her computer typing)
Kurai Voiceover: When suddenly, an emergency situation came up!
(Kurai continues to type, suddenly her front door breaks down and a bunch of Nazi's come in)
Nazi #1: Surrender now, hail Hitler!! Would you like some cookies?
Kurai: Ahhh! Nazis!! Damnit guys, you lost the frickin war and Hitler was a prick. Get over it!
Nazi #1: Mwahaha! That's what you think! **ties Kurai to her computer chair so she can't type, leaves**
Kurai: **struggles** Aw, Damnit!
*~*~*~*~*End of Flashback*~*~*~*~*
Kurai: So that's what happened. Anyway, the S.W.A.T team eventually arrived and everything's hunky dory now. So, today we'll see if the camps can actually get together without ripping each other's throats out.
Hawk: Ooh.yeah.unnh.Jessica.
Kurai: .well we made it through the night.
[Camp Harpy]
Darkshine Knight: (obviously hyper) WAKE UP ANGELA!!
Angela: Wha? Unn, It's before daybreak!
Darkshine Knight: Whee! I know!
Angela: **looks around** Huh? Hey, where are Koren and Duran?
Darkshine Knight: They went to go get breakfast.hey! Let's go RUNNING!
Angela: Let's not.
Darkshine Knight: C'mon! **drags Angela into the desert**
[In some unsuspecting shrubs in the middle of nowhere]
Duran: **whispering** Remember the plan.
Koren: Gotcha.
Duran: **crawls out of the bushes**
Harmless Rabite: Chirp?
Duran: Aww.it got lost all the way out here! C'mere little thing.
Harmless Rabite: Chirp.**hopes closer to Duran**
Duran: That's right.that's right.NOW KOREN!
Koren: **war cry** DIE!! **shoots the Rabite full of holes with AK-47**
Harmless Rabite: CHIRP!! **shudders and dies**
Duran: That was awesome!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Koren: Woohoo! **Duran and Koren to some weird handshake thing that they obviously made up while hunting**
Duran: **slings dead and battered Rabite over his shoulder** Alright, we better get back. They're probably starving while the sleep.
Koren: Actually, the Darkshine Knight should be up by now. Like I said, he gets up at dawn. He's really hyper then.he'll drag anyone.out.to.run.around.
Both: ...!! ANGELA! **run as quickly as possible back to their camps**
[Camp Rabite]
(Everyone is asleep, Carlie is still tied to tree)
Heath: Mm.**wakes up, yawns** Good morning everyone!
Deathjester: **obviously just woke up too** G'morning.
Carlie: Umm..Heath.let me down from tree now?
Heath: Hug me and I'll kill you.
Carlie: Carlie won't hug!
Heath: Fine. **unties Carlie**
Carlie: **rubs hands** Thanks.
Heath: Sure. **pokes Kevin** Wake up.we need to go hunting for breakfast.
Kevin: **wakes up** Um.kay. !!! Hey! You let Carlie down!
Heath: She won't hug me, she promised.
Carlie: Can Carlie come hunt with you?
Kevin: It dangerous.so.why not?
Carlie: Yay! Hunting with Kevy and Heathie!
Heath: Don't call me Heathie..
[Camp Harpy]
(Duran and Koren have just returned to find their camp empty)
Duran: Oh.no..
Koren: Sh**. This isn't good.
Duran: Where could they be?
Darkshine Knight: **comes running out of the bushes** WEEEEEEEEE!!
Angela: **tries to keep up** Y'know.after throwing up five times and nearly breaking my ankle, this isn't so bad! **continues to run**
(Darkshine Knight and Angela go into the opposite bushes)
Koren: .....
Duran: ..Riiiight...let's eat!
Koren: Yay! **the two begin to make breakfast**
[Camp Myconnid]
Jagan: .and using that plant, we can make a dough.see?
Lise: Okay.I get it...Hey Kurai! Hawk!
Kurai: Yeah?
Lise: Get berries, we're making something scones.
Kurai: Whatever. Let's go Hawk!
Hawk: Right! (Kurai and Hawk run off)
Lise: **sigh** Maybe that wasn't too smart.
Jagan: Why not?
Lise: They're not too bright.
Jagan: Then that was a good thing.
Lise: Yeah.Hawk is just.Well, he's a pervert.
Jagan: Wait, what?!?
Lise: He is! But at least he has a new girlfriend...
Jagan: **stares, blinks, raises eyebrows** ...New girlfriend?
[Near the small oasis.somewhere.]
(Carlie, Heath, and Kevin are out hunting)
Kevin: We rest. Water here. Drink.
Heath: Good idea. **sits down**
Carlie: **puts hand in the water** La la la.
(Angela and the Darkshine Knight come out of the bushes)
Angela: Oh! Hi guys!
Heath: Hey Angela. Hey Darkshine Knight.
Kevin: What you doing?
Darkshine Knight: Running.
Heath: .....why?
Both: **look at each other, look back** We don't know.
Heath: Oh. **watches Carlie play with the water**
Carlie: La la la!
Darkshine Knight: ..Huh....y'know, the Dragon Emperor told me that there are Water Dragons in every source of water on Fa'Diel.
Kevin: Don't say.
Darkshine Knight: Yeah. Even in the desert.
Water Dragon: **chomps Carlie and drags her down into the water**
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!! **stare with their mouths wide open**
Heath: Oh my gods! It killed Carlie!
Angela: You bas- oh wait.that was good, right?
Everyone else: Yeah.that was good.
Angela: Okay.
(Kurai comes out of bushes)
Kurai: Huh? We having a pow wow?
Heath: A Water Dragon ate Carlie!!
Kurai: What? Second episode and we already have a dead character?
Kevin: Guess so.
Kurai: Oh...Carlie....
(Everyone is silent until..)
Hawk: **comes out of the bushes** Hey! We're making scones!
Everyone: SCONES! **run off with Kurai and Hawk**
[Camp Myconnid]
(Everyone is eating scones. Duran and Koren eventually came and brought their dead Rabite. So, everyone is eating scones and cooked Rabite)
Koren: Shame about Carlie.
Duran: What?
Koren: You don't miss her?
Angela: Not really...why?
Koren: .....Nevermind.
Darkshine Knight: If something ever happened to Koren I don't know what I'd do! **hugs Koren**
Koren: Aargh! Damnit, lemme go!
Darkshine Knight: **lets go** Touch-Y.
Kurai: **munch** Well....things are going well I guess. The death of Carlie is obviously being overlooked. Poor l'il bugger..anyway, next time, we'll have our first Camp Competition and one more character will be cast out of this desert. This is Kurai, having a scone, and wishing you a nice day!
(Scenes from the next Seiken Survivor)
Kurai: All you do is jump over those rocks, swim across the river, and climb up that tree to the coconuts. Then you bring them back. Got it?
Deathjester: Got it!
Kurai: Ready.and..go!
Deathjester: **starts jumping over the rocks, suddenly slips and falls down the hill for about 20 feet** Aw! Sh**! Damnit! Aw f*** it! Aw sh**!
(Screen fades out as we hear Deathjester curse and break bones)
See ya next time!
A/N: Don't flame me if you're a Carlie lover. Please don't flame.she comes back next season, I swear! ^_^