collection of DaveJade oneshots. Collection varies from humor to sadness to plain "It's-3am-and-I'm-tired".

"With you, he wasn't ironic, or weird, like he was around Jake. He was... himself. He had feelings and emotions and thoughts and rights and wrongs, and real moments." DirkRoxy basically Roxy bashing herself rated T because it's not M. Oneshot. NOT first fanfiction.

Un lindo poema sobre Eridan. Espero que les gusten y dejen su opiniones por favor.

He likes him, he likes him back. The public, not so much. I think you'll catch on quick.

Terezi visits Karkat on a stormy night and looks for some fun activities to do after dinner.

Real title is 'Why A Bucket Is The Most Romantic Valentine's Gift You Could Give Someone'. This was a writing prompt given in my Creative Writing class... Well, sorta. The original prompt said 'stapler' instead of 'bucket', but I asked if I could change it and the teacher said yes. I had to, simply had to.

Seems like our little clown has some...cutting issues BTW QUICK NOTE: People that actually read this in sorry to say but this will not be continued until I get access to a computer, probably at an Internet cafe.

AU, GamNep oneshot. Gamzee and Nepeta meet up again in a dream bubble, and Gamzee is much different than she remembers. Rated T for triggers. I do not own Homestuck, Andrew Hussie does.

Humanstuck: Tavros is bullied in school, when a stranger wearing clown make-up stands up for him. This soon becomes friendship, and then love, but Gamzee holds a secret. He's fresh out of the mental hospital nearby for violent schizophrenia. Long version of the oneshot of mine by nearly the same title.

*Karkat/Dave* fluff. Dave wanders in the kitchen at night and finds Karkat sleeping at the table.

Guardian swap AU: the adventures of Dave Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert and John Harley

KarkatXNepeta Happy Valentines Day to the best Moirail ever

Everything came together, just in time for it all to fall apart. ((Part 7 of Quilly's February OTP Extravaganza. Humanstuck EriFefSol OT3 bittersweet fluff. For Quilly))

Watching her hold his hand was the most painful experience of my life. I have never felt so much pain. Even when I died, it wasn't the same. This pain was one hundred times worse.

John has been attending college for three weeks now with his best friends and dear sister Jade, but what happens when he finds out that he's being stalked by a girl with a spider obsession and a blind girl with a thing for the color red, all for a friend of there's with a serious crush on John. DaveXJohn and other pairings to come.

During a rap competition Dave comes across someone who reminded him too much of his Bro. As further investigation ensues Dave finds out he really doesn't like this douche that looks like his Bro... Or does he? AU

Jade is feeling lonely on Valentines Day and Feferi saves the day. Happy V-Day everyone! (Rated T for implied sexual content, kissing, and possible swearing. Image not mine.)

Dave is not flabby, damn it. Ticklish, on the other hand… well on that one he pleads the fifth.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and rubber balls hurt like hell.

Jake loves Dirk but Dirk loves her. Or does he? "He is still your best bro and bro's help eachother with things like this… Even if it means that your happiness will be taken away, it is a small price to pay, to see Dirk smile." Rated T for later chapters ((Forgot it in story: Disclaimer: I do not own characters. They belong to Andrew Hussie.)) COMPLETE.

Old time friends meet in an unlikely place. All characters belong to Hussie (And the name is temporary until I come up with a better one...)

Your name is Dave Strider, and it has been three years since you last heard from John Egbert. 1,577,847 minutes, 1,068 days, 36 months, 1.38 solar sweeps: Three years. (One-shot DaveJohn/Hammertime/Pepsi-cola. Contains MAJOR SPOILERS for recent Acts)

Exactly what it says on the tin. And I know there is another fanfic of poems like this, but those are just the trolls and Universe B. I got inspiration for this from that fic, so yes I know about it. I hope you enjoy this one, however, as much as you have the first! CONTAINS SLIGHT SPOILERS!

In which Dirk is actually a huge dork and Jake is oblivious. As always. (Valentine's day Gift Fic for Patricia)

Pretty looks hide secrets.. And so, the story begins at a far off music academy, where John makes his first enemy out of Karkat.. -First fanfic, so be nice..? Helpful reviews welcomed. Music Academy AU (c) Andrew Hussie