Jade is eating chocolate. Karkat is being adorable. And that's all that matters.

CG: BIRTHDAYS ARE SO BARBARIC WHAT HAVE I CREATED

Rest of 1st chapter updated ! Review for what you want kk and sol to do next ! Sol was destined to go away , but he never knew he wanted to come back.In this awry omake, kk and sol a few others enter the scene making you either laugh your a** off or give you a nosebleed . :33 H33 H33 read to see what you think.

What would happen if Dirk's dream self was captured by the Condensce? Implied character deaths. T for Dirk getting the crap beaten out of him. Oneshot.

Your name is Aradia Megido, and you are seething.

Terezi is unable to stop Vriska from leaving to fight Jack. Karezi/sadstuck/character death/doomed timeline

So I had to write two poems for my AP Lit class, any theme, and I chose to write about homestuck, heh heh. The first poem is a Sestina for the pairing GamTav (my OTP XD) and the second poem is called a Villanelle that also insinuates some PB J at the ending, if you all can figure it out, that is. hOnK ;o) Hope you all enjoy

Sadstuck a lot of pairing. Summery: Tav and Gamzee; Gamzee kills Tavros and then goes after karkat and Terezi; the two die in each other's arms. Jane and Dave slowly start to go insane from blame and guilt they share a passionate moment as a couple then kill each other. I have more tell me if I should continue!

you sometimes dream of a life that's more… steady.

even risking my own safety. Sollux Captor was just your average teen, with slight differences, his eyes were red and blue and he was a genius hacker. Karkat Vantas was a hot tempered teen, who happens to have a crush on Sollux after their first meeting, how cute. LET THERE BE SOLKAT. Humanstuck, rated M for later on.

Dirk/Jane fic. One of my favorite pairings, so if you don't like. Haters gonna hate. This story, I finally realized, is slightly based off of Aladdin, but a little different. So, read & review honestly. Princess/Prince times, and enjoy.

John's life in Washington is filled with drama, sex, depression, school, and confusion. It all started when he was ten, and moved from Oregon. inspired by Oyasumi Punpun. title inspired by Neon Genesis Evangelion. rating will be at T unless/until i end up putting sexual stuff in the fic. there will be many characters, but will be primarily focused on John.

Dirk has an important job; Housing and taking care of the Seer of Light, miss Rose Lalonde herself.

Karkat flals in loev wit john and dosn't knw what too do. Ratead M for latr chaptrs.

Your name is Tavros Nitram. You are known to be heavily arrested by fairytales and fantasy stories. You have an acute ability to commune with the many creatures of alternia, a skill you have utilized to capture and train a great many. They are all your friends, as well as your warriors, which you pit in battle through a variety of related card and roleplaying games. You weren't alw

mute!Dave fiction I wrote after loving the idea! Dave has been dating John for a while and things might end up going into a happier direction. -Humanstuck- -No Sburb-

When John's dad sends him to Camp Sburb, a camp full of the craziest group of people in the world, John begins to question his fathers sanity. But with Dave Strider there to help him out along the way maybe this summer won't be so bad! (DaveJohn summer camp AU.)

John comes home tired after a day of work as an assistant teacher, but Dave has a little something planned... Pepsicola, Hammertime, John x Dave. Smutty one-shot.

The noise never bothered him. That was the first thing Kurloz noticed when he saw the other man at the hospital... Warning: Angst, Dark, Tragedy, Yaoi, etc. NOTE: Sequel to Blindside

(Post SBURB, OCs) They won the game, but the fight must begin again. After being thrust into their new universe, the heroes find themselves targeted a vicious government. Separated from each other, they must fend off attacks from all sides in a world they don't know... or do they?

Karkat Vantas was your average emo with anger issues. He is sent away by his mother and god-awful step-dad to a huge academy, "Homestuck Academy", where he meets Sollux Captor, a stunning hacker with unique colored eyes, red and blue. Human stuck, rated M for later chapters. SolKat! possibly some DaveJohn mixed in there somewhere.

sad stuck. human stuck. character death. solkat. karkat has to do one last thing and it might break sollux's heart. agh sorry i suck at summaries sorry if this makes you cry.

This isn't an actual story. Just some random smut of an OTP I wrote a long time ago. Maybe I'll think about turning this into something, bust as of now, all you have is porn. Proceed at your own risk.

The game is over, and Dave can't function. Can someone help him be normal again? Rated T for hinted self harm.

A rather intimate encounter between The Wayward Vagabond and Roxy Lalonde. Inspiration from Homestuck pages /?s 6&p 007559 and /?s 6&p 007560