John makes pie, Karkat can't wait. sheesh these are bbaadd summary's. read?

Eridan has marked his skin with something. wow that is a horrible summary... read?

Inspired from the Youtube video "The Sufferer doesn't like John". The kids mess up and everyone ends up on Alternia, but farther in the past. They will be caught up in the times of The Signless and his teachings and will change the fate of Alternia. Rated T for language. I do not own Homestuck, Hussie does.

Equius Zahhak, member of a 1920's mob, has been given the assignment of kidnapping a girl named Nepeta Leijon. Once he meets his target, he isn't sure which side of the battle field he should be on. Rated T for some violence.

The new girl at a learning home her parents shipped her off to, is exposed to a crowd of mentally ill people. She herself isn't mental but she could feel herself slowly seeping into the crowd. True, she has a few issues but the voices in her head told her to explore the side of insanity. Will she let the voices control her? Or will she try to fight back?

What had happened? Jane had knocked you off a cliff side with that sucker of hers and... then what? -Part 1 of Trickster's Pain-

TT: Listen to Cobalt Thief. TT: Get ALL the Vriska feels. TT: Write terrible poetry that isn't able to adequately convey the tidal wave of emotion that you now ride. That'S Morse code right there, isn't it? Yes, yes it is. LISTEN TO COBALT THIEF. Okay, enough of me, go on to the story. Rated K plus for ALMOST cursing.

Flight. The only thing he wanted more then his legs back. Everytime he would only get a small taste of it before it was ripped away.

A long lost tale which was weaved under the stars of greatest Suffering done by two wayward beings. They did not deserve what happened...

"And now I present a true freak! From the depths of hell, straight to the ring!" You could only stare as they threw hin into the ring, and when he looked up, his dichromatic eyes were staring straight through you. Welcome to the dark carnival motherfucker.

Upon visiting a shop across the street from him, Dave Strider ends up running into an old love interest of his, Jade Harley. With that spark still there, they each grow closer like they did when they were 13. Despite being in their mid twenties, they both learn together what it's like to actually be in love again. { M for sexual content and suggestive phrases }

Dirk has just recently broke up with Jake...

How hard can raising a kid be? John X Karkat and a bunch of other ships :)

Humanstuck-Schoolstuck AU. Each chapter is a different class, yet some classes will be looked back on. The teenagers of the story are going through tough times as Freshman, along with their older siblings in the Senior classes. There is romance, angst, and friendship ahead of everyone in this unfortunate school. Main characters change with each chapter!

Hi, not all chp are going to be the same. My typeing skills are not that good but I'm learning has I go. Jack/Jade The rated will chage over time.

This is a fan fiction I made for my dear, sweet sister, whose birthday is on the 27th. Happy birthday, MourtichaNitemaire! WARNING- CRACKFIC! Also, this is human!stuck, high school style.

What even happened last night? You know it involved drink, dance, and Dave, but you're not sure what went on, or why you woke up on the same sofa as Dave. Fluffy DaveJade, T for one use of language.

GamSol. Je n'ai pas grand chose a dire sur celle là a part que j'y ai mis tout mon coeur, pour deux personnes qui lui sont chères. Nénmoins, j'aimerais que tu la lise, lecteur de mon résumé car elle vaut bien plus que ce qu'on ne le pense.

Yeah... I don't know. I tried to make it humorous... but I think I failed. Just a little song/poem from me to Dave, my favorite Homestuck character. And no, this is not an OC, this is me pretending/wishing I knew Dave. /heartbroken. Rated K plus because I say nothing bad, really.

John finds himself in a new school where the only attention he gets is from bullies. After a particularly bad time with them, Jake finds him and befriends him. this is based on zeborah's drawings who can be found on tumblr of their highschool au

Dirk/Roxy. It's hard to pretend all of the time. The drinking helps but some days she just doesn't want to drink. Dirk goes to her to find out what's wrong. Rated M for angst and some sexual action. This is not a happy story.

Erisolsprite, Nannasprite, Davesprite, and Fefetasprite try and stop Lord English from corrupting the universe. A sacrifice will be made...

Kurloz is moody as fuck so he gets everyone to give him a smooch to make his mood better via chucklevoodoo, and more. One shot based on a doodle by Tumblr artist caledscratch. Hinted KurKat.

Or, 'In which John Egbert are reunited with his friends and meet some new.' Might be continued, might not. Rated T for language and such.

In which I continue posting old fics while I cannot write new ones.