Author's Note #1 For Chapter 3: I was on a 'IT'S-A-HALF-DAY-ON-FRIDAY-AND-I-JUST-GOT-HOME-HI!'(tm). This hi is the perfect hi to be on for writing. sA was on a serious sugar hi to help. So, I wrote this chapter. Oh, if you like my story, TELL OTHERS ABOUT IT! My Mom always told me to advertise good talent; so, do me a favor and advertise mine. By the way Mako-Chan's 'Adventures with Omochao' is hilarious and another great story is StardustShadow's 'A Search for Shadow'. On with Chapter 3!!!!!!
A chao for everyone
Chapter 3: Enter Rusty-shackle-furd
Author's Second Note: Sonic and Shadow both have chao (Echo and Hux). Mr.Mouthwash has left to muster reinforcements. Bar-Ohki has left to get a sodas(Sprite) for herself and G'vola. This next scene is in the kitchen of Bar-Ohki's house. Mr.Mouthwash is on the telephone.
???????: You may already be a winner.
Mr.Mouthwash:*in a extraordinarily low voice* HELLO!
???????: Mr.Mouthwash! Does the cause need a bass?
Mr.Mouthwash:*in a extraordinarily high voice* Turd of a bass!
???????: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUP?!?!?!?!?
Mr.Mouthwash:*in Dr.Eggman's voice* Uncle Sam wants YOU to say cheese!
???????: Now!
Mr.Mouthwash/???????: Ouch! No! Maria....
Mr.Mouthwash:*in a freaky mad scientist voice(tm)* Come to the goat!
???????:*in a sailor's voice* Aie, aie, Og!
Mr.Mouthwash: Oug, thug. no undastand.
???????: What about Quadre?
Mr.Mouthwash: Bar-Ohki is going to haunt you, Rusty-shackle-furd, unless, we stop her now.
Rusty-shackle-furd(was ???????):*in cheesy superhero voice(tm)* Here I come to save the day!
Author's Third Note: Rusty-shackle-furd is Mr.Mouthwash's best friend. Rusty-shackle-furd is just like that. Scary huh? The scene changes to the TV Room.
Bar-Ohki enters with the sodas.
Bar-Ohki: Did anything happen?
G'vola: Sonic and Shadow got physical.
The TV screen shows Sonic and Shadow fighting. The chao watched with question-marks over their heads.
Shadow: Don't even think about harming my chao you!
Sonic:-.- I have a name.
Shadow: You don't deserve to be called by it.
Bar-Ohki: That was low.
G'vola: Very low.
Hux:;.; WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow:O.O Hux, what is wrong?
Hux:;.; You...*sniff*..shouldn't....*sniff*...fight!
Echo:^-^ Ya, kiss and make up!
Bar-Ohki:o.O Ewe....Good thing Mr.Mouthwash isn't here....
G'vola: Ya, only heaven knows what he would have said.
Bar-Ohki: And weather or not we would hear the end of it.
Shadow:O.o No way, I'm kissing a guy; especially him.
Shadow pointed a cruel finger at Sonic.
Sonic:. Echo, don't be gross.
Echo:^.~ 'Kay!
Rusty-shackle-furd suddenly bust into the TV Room with Mr.Mouthwash.
Rusty-shackle-furd/Mr.Mouthwash:*in a freaky mad scientist voice* STEAL YOUR SOUL!!! STEAL YOUR SOUL!!!
Bar-Ohki made an 'x' with her fingers and hissed.
G'vola:O.O OH NO! REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bar-Ohki: Is it war you want?
Rusty-shackle-furd: It spoke!
Mr.Mouthwash: Kill it!
Bar-Ohki: SABSindey2!
Author's Forth Note: SABSindey2 is my best friend. Rusty-shackle-furd and Mr.Mouthwash despise her.
Rusty-shackle-furd/Mr.Mouthwash: The horror! The horror!
Sonic:;P My chao has a A rank in running. What about Hux, Shadow?
Shadow: I don't know.
Echo:O.O WHAT!!?? How could you not know!? Didn't you go to the Kindergarten to name Hux?
Shadow: There is a Kindergarten?!!!!!!
Hux: Yes.
Bar-Ohki:-.- Hux you should of told Shadow that.
Rusty-shackle-furd: Peach Fruitcake!
Bar-Ohki: THAT'S IT!! I'M SUMMONING SABSindey2 AND sA!!!!!!!!!!
sA appeared.
sA: To torture Bar-Ohki and G'vola is to die.
G'vola: I'm glad that I'm on your side....Wait! Your holding my muses hostage!
Bar-Ohki: Let's worry about that later. sA get SABSindey2 A.S.A.P.!!!!!
sA disappeared and reappeared with SABSindey2. SABSindey2 then, breathed on Rusty-shackle-furd and Mr.Mouthwash.
Rusty-shackle-furd/Mr.Mouthwash: I'm contaminated!
Rusty-shackle-furd and Mr.Mouthwash ran away to muster even more strength.
Hux: My name magically came to Shadow while we were here. I didn't get around to telling Shadow about the Kindergarten because, you and the blue meanie showed up *sniff*.
Bar-Ohki/SABSindey2/G'vola/sA:*with British accents* Blue Meanies!!!!!!!!
SABSindey2: Are we the peanut gallery?
G'vola: Yes.
Sonic:-.- I have a name, you know.
Hux: What is it?
Shadow: Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic:-.- I can answer that myself.
Meanwhile, in the Chao Lobby.
Omochao: Welcome to Chao World, treasure hunters!
Knuckles: I'm sorry Omochao but, I didn't catch why we are here.
SABSindey2: I've got to do homework.
Bar-Ohki: That's a first. sA take SABSindey2 home.
sA disappeared with SABSindey2 and did not return.
Omochao: There is a chao that needs you to raise it.
Rouge: Do I have to do this?
Omochao: Everyone does.
Rouge: Even Shadow?
Omochao: Shadow is in the garden raising his chao as we speak.
Knuckles/Rouge: Oh......
Author's Ending Note: I don't know what to do once I get Rouge and Knuckles in the garden or how to get Dr.Eggman and Tails into the garden. I do know where I'm going with the 'peanut gallery'. I NEED REVIEWER HELP BAD!!!!!!!!!! Please, help me!