Author's Note That Starts This Chapter:^O^ I GOT A TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr.Mouthwash and Rusty-Shackle-Furd were hogging the computer. I am sorry that I didn't post because I wanted Mako-Chan to have a chance to review. Now, that I got a turn to read my reviews, write another chapter, and, that Mako-Chan reviewed I can POST!!!!!!!^O^ On, with the fic!


A chao for everyone


Chapter 4: The Attack of Egg-chao


Author's Second Note(AKA a summary of the last chapter): Papoose and Talula found all the pieces of the Master Emerald in under ten minutes! Dr.Eggman is going to control all the chao and use them to take over the world fortunately, Tails is going to warn everyone so they can stop Dr.Eggman.


Tails came into the chao garden so fast he didn't notice Hux sleeping in his path. Tails tripped over Hux and was flung into the sleeping Shadow. Hux woke up and was in a lot of pain so he had a disgruntled spiral over his head. As for Shadow, he woke up in pain and was very angry at Tails because he made his chao unhappy.


Hux:;o; WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That hurt a lot!!


Shadow: GRRR!!!


Tails:O.O;;;; Oops......................................................


Shadow: GRRR!!!


Tails:O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


Bar-Ohki: Get'm for hurting Hux, Shadow!!!!!


Echo: You can't hurt my brother!!!!


Tails/Shadow/Sonic:O.O;;


Echo charged at Tails then beat the snot out of him.


Tails:x.x I didn't mean to hurt them!


Echo:-.- Well, that's what they all say.


G'vola: No it's not! Mr.Mouthwash would say:*in Mr.Mouthwash's voice* 'YOU CAN'T HURT ME WITH MY CHEESE HELMET!!!!!'


Bar-Ohki: SO TRUE!!! Wait...Since when could you talk like Mr.Mouthwash?


G'vola:^.^v


Bar-Ohki:o.O


Sonic:O.O; Uh, Tails why did you come here in a hurry?


Tails: Egghead came up with a plan.


Shadow:-.- His plans NEVER work.


Sonic:-.- That REALLY isn't important Tails.


Tails: His plan involves your chao.


Hux: That IS very important Sonic!


Shadow: I won't let him get within 5 feet of Hux!


Tails: If you're that attached to your chao, you'd better hear me out.


Shadow: I'm listening.


Sonic: I'll go get Knuckles and Rouge.


Tails: And their chao.


Sonic: Why the chao?


Tails:-.- Because they play a huge part in his plan.


Sonic: Oh.......


Sonic left and returned with Knuckles and Rouge, who were carrying their chao.


Knuckles: Egghead came up with a plan that might actually WORK! This is BIG news!


Papoose: Who is 'Egghead'?


Bar-Ohki:-.- Dr. Julian Eggman Robotnick.


Tails: Dr. Eggman.


G'vola: Well, I'd go with Bar-Ohki's answer, even if it is a mouthful.


Mr.Mouthwash appeared out of nowhere.


Mr.Mouthwash: You called?


G'vola: If you value you're life you will leave before I wreak unspeakable acts of painful violence on your person.


Mr.Mouthwash: Helloooo! Goood Bye!


Mr.Mouthwash, the Infinitely Annoying, leaves.


Bar-Ohki:O.o How DOES he DO that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Tails: Egghead is going to make a machine that control the minds of all of the chao in the world. He will use the chao as a army to take over the world.


Shadow: Why would that work?


Hux: We chao are cute and cuddly. Who could not fall in love with a chao? Chao can mislead everyone into serving under Egghead through their adorable features.


Talula: Chao mature quickly so that they can reproduce in a short time.


Shadow: How does that answer my question?


Echo: Two chao and four months makes four chao.


Shadow: !! Oh, so it won't take long to make a army.


Talula/Hux/Echo: Bingo.


Knuckles: We have got to stop Egghead NOW!


Hux:;P Egghead hasn't started yet.


Tails: He's probably still laughing....


Meanwhile at Dr.Eggman's base.....


Dr.Eggman: (continuing from the last chapter) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-


Back to our heroes....


Bar-Ohki: Tails you are a psychic!


The Omochao from Mako-Chan's Adventures with Omochao(who will be represented by EO(Evil Omochao)) flies into the Chao Garden.


EO:^_^v I'm Omochao and I'm here to help you!


Hux: I smell a rat.


A rat runs through the Chao Garden.


Rouge:O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Get it away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rouge jumps into Knuckles' arms. Knuckles turned red under his fur.


G'vola: How can you tell?


Bar-Ohki: It's one of those things that have no logical explanation.


G'vola: Oh....


Bar-Ohki: Lover boy!


G'vola: Aren't they cute together?


Bar-Ohki: They aren't cute, they're adorable!


G'vola: True, true.


EO: Rats are the best pets because of all the illnesses they can give you.


Everyone exchanges disturbed expressions.


Bar-Ohki: It's the Evil Omochao from Mako-Chan's Adventures with Omochao! Hux, kill it!!!!!!!!


Hux: Die.


Hux flies up to EO and kicks him, making him blow up.


Shadow: Here you go Hux.


Shadow gave Hux a piece of candy, which Hux ate right away.


Bar-Ohki: Hux is my hero!


G'vola: Whatever...


Hux:^_^v


sA suddenly appeared with Mike and Jesse(my sister's muses).


sA: Here are your muses. Now you write the next chapter in Mr.Mouthwash VS Crocodile Hunter.


G'vola: Sure!


All the muses disappeared.


G'vola: I can feel my muses' inspiration now. ^0^ YOSH!!!!!!!


Bar-Ohki:o.O That was as random as Mr.Mouthwash!


Rouge: Egghead is going to succeed.


Sonic: Not if I can help it!


Rouge: Then, WHAT'S THE PLAN?!?!?!?!?!?!


Sonic:^.^;; I don't have one.


Bar-Ohki: Shadow,*in a hypnotizing voice* how could anyone attempt to mind control a cute chao? After all, Egghead doesn't know what chao look like.


G'vola:^.^ You can't convince a video-game-character to say that!


Bar-Ohki:-.- That's almost a repeat of what you said in chapter two.


G'vola:^.^; Oh yea, you did the impossible and I had to give Mr.Mouthwash five bucks.


Bar-Ohki:^_^v


Shadow: Hey! How could anyone attempt to mind control a cute chao? After all, Egghead doesn't know what chao look like.


All the other video-game-characters: Hey! That's so true! Shadow, you're a genius!


Hux: How did you come up with that idea?


Shadow: It came to me, just the way your name did.


Hux:^.^ COOL!!!!!!


Knuckles/Papoose/Rouge/Talula:?_?


Shadow: You'd had to be there.


Rouge: Tails go get a chao at the-


Amy appeared out of nowhere.


Amy:^0^ Hi guys!


Sonic:O.O;; Tails hide me!


Sonic leaped behind Tails and cowered.


Echo:?_?


Shadow:-.- How pathetic....


Amy: OH!!!! You are so CUTE!!!!


Amy picks Hux up and hugs him so tightly he can't breath.


Hux: x.x ....help....


Shadow: AMY LET HUX GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bar-Ohki: OH! A new exclamation point record!


Amy:(ignoring Shadow) He's so CUTE!


Bar-Ohki: G'vola, is it even possible to ignore something with THAT many exclamation points?


G'vola: Apparently....


Shadow: GRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bar-Ohki: OH! That broke the last record!


Hux: x.x ....air....


Amy: You are so CUTE!


And with that Shadow pounced on Amy. He tore Hux from Amy's grasp then, right before he could tear Amy apart Knuckles and Rouge restrained him.


Shadow: Let me at her!


Knuckles:O.O;; Shadow, she doesn't understand!


Rouge: Besides she learned her lesson.


Hux: AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shadow, you aren't going to hurt her UNLESS she does that again.


Shadow: Okay.


Shadow picked up Hux and held him protectively against his chest.


Shadow:*to Amy* Mine, no touchies!


Amy:;o; OUCH!-


Bar-Ohki:^o^ Another fic fan!


Amy: -That hurt a lot Shadow!


Shadow: You almost killed my chao!! You're lucky Hux forgave you, or you would be in more pain than your life can comfortably afford.


Hux: That's right! ?_? How DID you get here any ways?


Amy:^_~ Chaos Control.


Sonic/Shadow: NO WAY!!!!!


Amy: Yes way!


Knuckles:-.- I guess it's a hedgehog thing.


Amy: Here's my emerald.


Amy held up a Chaos Emerald.


Shadow: Demonstrate Chaos Control to prove yourself.


Amy: CHAOS CONTROL!!


Amy warped behind Tails and latched herself on to Sonic.


Sonic:O.O Help me!!


Shadow:-.- If you hadn't said anything she wouldn't have known that you where there.


Meanwhile, in the Black Market....


Dr.Eggman: Do you know this place is ironic?


Jim: Yea, and the saddest part is: I work here.


Dr.Eggman: I'll take the white egg.


Jim gave Dr.Eggman his egg while Dr.Eggman paid him. Dr.Eggman left and was seen later hatching his chao in his base. The chao's name was Egg-chao.


Author's Last Note For Chapter Five: I know that I didn't have Egg-chao attack but, the chapter was getting toooooooooooooooooo long so, I ended it. Will Shadow/Bar-Ohki's plan work? How did Amy learn 'Chaos Control'? What about Egg-chao? What is going on with Mr.Mouthwash and co.? All the answers will be in Chapter 6: Enter Chappy.


Beta Reader's Note: Hey, thought I'd introduce myself. I am the mysterious (not really) G'vola, Bar-Ohki's older sister. I am bettaing (is that a word?) this story for her, so you can blame all misspellings, grammatical errors and strange commas on me. Now for my shameless plug: If you like Gundam Wing, please explore my fics under the pen name G'Vola. Oh, and if you want more Mr.Mouthwash insanity I suggest my story "The Crocodile Hunter vs. MR.Mouthwash".