Author's babble that starts every chapter: I LIVE!!!!! I didn't get around to writing this chapter because I had to unpack AND I got writer's block. Don't worry, I'm over it now. I am proud to announce that the fic is starting now.
Author's Thanks: I would like to thank the wonderful writer, Mako-Chan, for helping me get over my writer's block and giving me a idea. THANKS!!!!!!!!!!
A chao for everyone
Chapter 8: Just to make things complicated (JTMTC)
Summary of chapter 7: All the chao matured. Amy got a chao egg and named the chao inside 'Chappy'. Chappy's parents are Talula and Papoose. We still don't know what the glowing glass ball does.
The Sonic Team left to get better ranks on all the stages and for some to get enough chaos drives to get the rest of their chaos stats up to level 99 or some for Amy. Dr.Eggman was also completing his machine that can control chao.
Bar-Ohki: Leaving chao unattended is a bad thing. Oh well.... JIIIIIG-GERRRRRRRRR!!
Author's note #1: Jigger is my dog. He is a golden retriever with arthritic hips. Yet, he loves everyone to death.
Thu-OMP! Thu-OMP! Thu-OMP! Jingle, jingle. Jigger made these sounds as he came running down stairs.
sA: WHY ME?!
Everyone else except Bar-Ohki: ?_?
Bar-Ohki: sA has a phobia of dogs.
Mr.Mouthwash: Phoo-biaa!
Bar-Ohki:*in a male voice* Ax words are not toys.
Author' note #2: I am a Animorphs addict. Bar-Ohki just quoted Jake. Ax is a alien that can change into a human. Since (in his natural state) he has no mouth, he plays with words. And is very dangerous around food.
Carebear: Like, HUH?!
G'vola: Hey bro! Don't you know the counter?
Mr.Mouthwash: No.
G'vola:*in a different male voice* Yes, Prince Jake. Words are not toys. Toytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoytoy.....sorry.
Rosemarry: 'Prince'?
Bar-Ohki: Andalite military rank of: leader.
Author's note #3: Ax is an Andalite.
Rosemarry: I don't read Animorphs.
sA: You should.
Hux: Here it comes!
sA: That was random.
Hux was kicking the ball to Echo. Jigger came into the room. sA leaped up onto the couch and tried to shoo Jigger away with her skirt.
Carebear: You are over-reacting.
sA: Go away dog!
Jigger: Woof!
Bar-Ohki: Max-B-Doggy!
Author's note #4: There is a motorcycle racer named Max Biagii. He takes a lot of risks when he drives because, he drives as fast as possible. When Jigger gets riled up he runs around as fast as possible. We made a bad-pun nick-name for Jigger.
Dr.Eggman returned to the chao garden and threw all the chao except Egg-chao and Hux into the machine. The chao in the machine became under the control of Dr.Eggman.
Dr.Eggman: The world is mine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Jigger teleported into the game. He jumped on Dr.Eggman, knocking him over. Jigger then began to lick Dr.Eggman's face. This made sA jump back onto the floor.
Bar-Ohki: The last time I saw that tongue was on Olive's butt.
Author's note #5: Olive is my cat.
sA: If only he knew.....
Mike: Then tell him!
Bar-Ohki: And bring Jigger back with you.
sA: Eep!
Bar-Ohki: If you do it you can torture Cloud from Final Fantasy VII in my next fic.
Carebear: Not Cloud! You can torture.... Clef from Magic Knight Rayearth.
Rosemarry: Not Clef! You can torture.... Ivan from Golden Sun.
Mr.Mouthwash: But I'm Ivan!
Bar-Ohki:-.- I thought you were Garret.
Mr.Mouthwash: Oh ya! I am Garret!
Bar-Ohki: That's good 'cause Ivan is mine!
Rusty-shackle-furd: But I'M Ivan!
Author's note #6: Final Fantasy VII and Golden Sun are RPG video games. Magic Knight Rayearth is a very kewl anime and manga. Garret is also from Golden Sun.
Hux:;o; Echo, don't you love me any more?!
Echo and the other chao were beating Hux up.
Bar-Ohki: sA do it now! Before Jigger does something weird.
sA took a deep breath and teleported into the game.
sA: Dr.Eggman, the last thing that dog licked was a cat's butt.
Dr.Eggman: !_! !!
Amy came into the garden with some of sA's cookies.
sA: I made those. HOW DID YOUR FILTHY HANDS GET TO TOUCHING THEM?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: A nice lady named Bar-Ohki gave them to me to give them to Shadow and Hux.
sA: Oh.
Amy: I brush against the freckles and I hate it. So, light goes on and I heave a little sigh for you. It's heavy, the love that I would share with you. And it dissolved like it was just a sugar cube. Now the little pain sitting in my heart has shrunk in a bit, but it really does hurt me now. Those silly horoscopes I, guess I can't trust them after all. If could get further away..... I wonder what it would be like. Yay! I'd be so happy inside my heart. All the memories I have are beautiful in my mind but, they don't feed the hunger deep inside my soul. And tonight I find, I'd be just sitting in my sorrow. And now I must wonder why. What did it really mean to you? I just can't see it any more. I just can't see it any more. More-o-o-or-or!..........................
sA: Why did you just sing the English version of 'Freckles', the opening theme of Rurouni Kenshin?
Author's note #7: That is the lyrics to the English version of 'Freckles'.
Any: It came to me.
sA: Bar-Ohki, you are in need of mental help.
Bar-Ohki: Look who's talking! You're the one who loves to watch Barney!
Everyone else in the TV Room: !_?
Bar-Ohki: I miss my puppy! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G'vola: sA, hurry up!
sA grabbed Jigger and teleported back to the TV Room.
sA: Here are some torture ideas that could be inflicted on Cloud.
Bar-Ohki: sA decided this Carebear so I don't want to hear 'Not Cloud!' again.
Carebear: You don't care!
sA:^_^v Voodoo!
Mr.Mouthwash: Random!
Bar-Ohki: Look who's talking!
The babble that is at the end of every chapter: I didn't get the amount of reviews I wanted witch was 25! I got 23! So, if you want me to post until you give me 28 total! Happy reviewing everyone!