In where Eridan bursts into Sollux's hivestem, whining and bitching about his computer that Roxy broke with a virus-infected email because the seadweller diluted her martini's. Rated T for swearing. EriSol

Jane has just started in this school. At first she is lonesome and bullied as the new girl but eventually she makes friends with one Roxy Lalonde. What she doesn't know is that Roxy has a bit of a drinking problem.

Oh God. Another Davekat fanfic. Somebody stop me! This was a lot of brain dribble that just found its way out of my head. A spur of the moment type of thing. Anyway, the premise of this story is that Dave and Karkat get drunk and Karkat tends to be a little more "outgoing" than usual.

John is just trying to make it through a typical school day when a new student gets in his way and catches his attention. (Homestuck AU)

Karkat was so bored of Kankri's lecture, so they ended up wandering the dreambubble for a more private place of their own. Vantascest fluff.

Your name is John Egbert and your boyfriend Dave Strider cheated on you. His brother is here to comfort you, but it turns out that he wants more from you.. Rated M. Yaoi. I do not own Homestuck.

I love Lil Cal like a lot. So I thought I'd write somethin for him. Human!LilCal x OC (Rated M because I like playing it safe uvu)

A leader. That's what he's supposed to be. He watches the red blood stream down his arms. What a fucking failure.

In which all of the lovely children and trolls alike find themselves in for the long haul with far from an excess of wiggle room. Expletives are shouted, personal bubbles are popped, and the general goal is to keep a grip on sanity... all in a collection of loosely connected snippets. Slight AU. Varied pairings upon request.

Rose isn't happy with her appearance and Kanaya helps her gain a little self esteem. After a night full of girl's only fun, feelings are realized and a relationship begins. This fanfiction touches a lot on self esteem issues and the naked body, don't like don't read. Nothing Mature.

It started as talking about foods they avoid. And then. And then. And then. (Sexual scene.)

Gamzee was sober again.. and saw Karkat and John kiss. He went crazy and started killing everyone. Karkat must calm him down yet again. GamzeexKarkat and JohnxKarkat will be in here :D Gore, Rape, And Smut are included in here. I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK, THAT IS ANDREW HUSSIES WORK.

Because all good things have to end. What appeared to be a common cold was hiding something much more sinister underneath. Sadstuck, AU, Humanstuck, Character death, mainly John/Dave with some Eridan/Sollux in there too. Loosely influenced by Cancer by MCR.

*Terezi/Dave AU* Terezi Pyrope is searching for a marketer for her company. One Dave Strider seems to be doing a pretty good job of making himself known.

Dave's day is turned upside down as an odd visitor causes him to go on a quest. What'll he do? What every Strider does: Be cool and keep calm. (my first fanfic)

Gamzee Makara has strange, recurring night terrors. When he meets someone new, will he be able to keep them a secret? What if his nightmares start to bleed into his personal life? What will Tavros think? Gamzee has always been different, but what if this sends him over the edge? For Tavros, what will life be like when turned upside down? Humanstuck AU.

Thanks to a complete mess-up on behalf of a Knight of Space, a Seer of Dusk finds herself on a strange meteor traveling through the Furthest Ring. Now she needs to get home, all while trying not to panic over the weird aliens... and while trying not to crush too hard on the cute blonde guy with the wicked shades. Dave/OC, totally self indulgent. Critique welcome.

A rather short poem. Enjoy.

please don't kill me i did it again i'm really sorry don't take this seriously damn

Davesprite breaks it off with Jade. What are they thinking? And what will happen when Jade sees Dave again? Dave/Jade with Davesprite's ideas on things.

There are four people, three seats, a winding road - and you're the lucky gal who gets John Egbert's lap.

A short lame fic

Humanstuck AU with Rufioh and his Lost Boys living in the Bronx. Rated M for 'maybe later someone will get laid idk'.

Another Scratch, another time. Kankri Vantas is nothing more then a simple human with frightening nightmares who is excited to play a game with his eleven friends, all the while avoiding the annoying twelve figures that only seem to want to troll him. alpha troll humanstuck AU

A personal challenge to attempt a ficlet for all 120 possible combinations of couples among the trolls and kids.