Its a perfectly normal human tradition to introduce your girlfriend to you parents. Fortunatley, Rose did not have a perfectly normal human girlfriend. Unfortunatley, neither did she have a perfectly normal mom.

A collection of song fics and one shots, mostly written for other people or with a good reason.. Mr. P acceptable unless mentioned otherwise.

Just some ships I dedcided to write little subparagraphs one day in math! Enjoy bro.

'Coolkids don't get shoved in lockers,' you think with venom as you continue to shove ineffectually against the metal door holding you snuggly in your ass scented box.

Rose admits her feelings to her best friend. This opens up a whole new world of possibilities.

So we've all heard the story of John and his pals against Jack. But what about the Dersites and Prospitians who fought in battle? The war isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sadly, abnormally average Dersite Lawrence found this out the hard way when he enlisted. Surely he'll amount to something more than a desk jockey somewhere, right? O.C Prospit/Derse story, Rated T

deck the halls Homestuck Style !

Dave and John are best friends. They never came from the best families but when one of them needs help the other takes matters into his own hands, even if it means betraying his own family to help save someone important. Dave/John summery sucks. T to be safe.

Karkat will never understand how John manages to drag him to these things, let alone get him to actually like any of these flee ridden little beasts.

Neophyte Redglare has been given the Mindfang case. She willingly accepts the challenge of bringing Mindfang to justice. What she didn't know is how she would fall for this beautiful manipulator which could lead to the abrupt end of her beloved career.

Be Karkat's Pants M for sexual situations and language. Complete crack.

Terezi comes across a difficult decision, ironically facing her own fate.

So this was written from an idea my friend made up that karkat should get given bubble wrap by John and Karkat should go really cute with it so here it is XD Its a bit random and Karkat is slightly out of character but oh well enjoy this retarded short story (this is my first fanfic so any feedback is welcomed XD)

Karkat Vantas was a prestigious ballet dancer, but after a terrible accident his dreams were crushed. A few years after the inncident, Karkat is offered a position as a ballet instructor, and when a boy named John Egbert floats into his classes, Karkat is determined to make him the best in the world. Based off of Nevernoahh's Dancestuck AU.

PBJ. Tavros grows up a little, and realizes that there's something missing in his matespritship with Gamzee. A mature Tavros, a childish Gamzee, and a lot of angst.

The stunning conclusion to the epic tale, "Why Won't Senpai Notice Me." Rated M for Body Horror, Gore, and Blood.

Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider have been dating for two years, but as time goes by Dave seems to care less and less about the relationship and Karkat. When Dave suddenly gets into a car accident will Karkat realize his true feeling and everything will be alright, or will it be too late? Short story, fluff

This is a post Apocalyptic John, Dave. In which there only motivation for life is trying to find salvation.

Schoolstuck AU. Karkat Vantas has a secret he has managed to keep since junior high. Of course, no secret remains secret forever. When a friend of his finds out and reacts better than expected, what will his own reaction be? Also on Tumblr on 4ctu4l-sk4t3rg1rl-l4tul4-pyrop3

Dave grapples with the torture of his fervent affection for his brother.

In an odd bet with his older bro, Dave is forced to go to a carnival where things may not be as they seem. rated M for Gore and Dark themes.

Jake English has been admiring his god from afar for far to long. But when he is attacked at his nightly job, does it provide a chance for more? Rated M for later chapters...

Spades Slick attempts to woo a cabaret singer. Poorly. Slickpaint.

An unknown session's Scurrilous Straggler meets a lady in the desert. SS/Ms. Paint.

It's a friday night and John and Dave are having a sleepover. John wants nothing more than for Dave to notice him. Dave wants nothing more to confess his love and get some action.