"The first drink is the worst." Says Roxy, handing you a cup full of god-knows-what. Your eyes dart from her face to the cup and back again and a protest dies in your throat. You take the cup, flimsy red paper and something that could pass for simple orange juice, but you know it's not.

John is visiting Dave over the summer and realizes that Dave is actually sad about some sort of thing.. Rated T because of reasons? I do not own Homestuck.

"Rose drew closer, she watched as Feferi fall apart before her eyes, her whole façade crumbling away, leaving a delicate, broken girl whose translucent skin clung to her bones in a skeletal frame, layered with dark bruises." AU RoseFeferi, TW for physical and psychological abuse, alcohol abuse, violence, eating disorders, psychological disorders, other warnings inside. Humanstuck

Even the cheesiest of pranks can go too far; especially for the victim. EriSol, Humanstuck, T for language

Collection of one-shots involving everyone and anyone. Summary sucks but thats really all it is. Read and Review.

Sequel to Night at the Club at the request of Sofia Dragansti. Multiple Chapters. Dirk Proposes to Roxy. Does she accept?

-Coalesce -v-: To grow together, fuse, unite.- Karkat Vantas, after a nasty break-up, has decided to never love again. John Egbert, after a harrowing divorce, moves to Washington with his dad to try to start his life over at a new school with new friends. The healing process is never easy, but the hardships can always be lessened when there's someone there to help. -Highschool AU-

I was tavros on pesterchum and this person tried to troll me

The graceful majesty of a bird is only but a dim spark in comparison to its madness.

Gamzee is just a clown from a traveling circus. He doesn't have a regular life, and he's all right with that. Until he meets a norm named Tavros, and he finds he could use some normal in his life. GamTav, AU.

Terezi and Dave get into a scuffle over justice, which ends with a lesson in affection. T for Dave's language.

Humanstuck, High school AU involving the carapaces, humans and trolls mostly carapaces and trolls . DD/PM AR/Terezi Pyrope Terezi/Karkat possible WV/Sollux slight Nepeta/Karkat and mentioned Jack/Snowman Snow Rated M for future sexual content. Oh, pardon the title.

Karkat decides to relax himself on the meteor with a bubblebath, but is surprised when Terezi also needs to use the tub when she is covered in sopor slime.

A troll youth discovers the inane horror of a sandbox video game. Hilarity ensues!

You used to believe that dreams were the greatest thing, but you've come to realize that reality is finally better than your imagination.

... Bigger and better things were always meant to happen to boys that were destined to be angels. This boy, Dave Strider, was certainly no exception.

Karkat can't deal with hiding his blood colour anymore and needs someone to talk to before he ends it all. Warning- suicide.

This is sort of a crossover fic but Zack is such a small part of this story that I'm putting it as regular. It's very funny and I LOVE writing as Andrew Hussie. So this exists now. Enjoy.

This is the second story to Be the Jealous Prick. It takes place years after and is done from Johns P.O.V. Rated M just to be safe!

Your name is Tavros Nitram and you have a little, well, maybe more than little obsession with the band 'SeaGoat syntax', or more specifically the bands lead singer, Gamzee Makara. Human AU. GamTav, GamKar, maybe EriSol & some SolKat

Jane remembers fragments. She remembers colors and lights and Jake's arm on her chest, she remembers gravity pulling her forward, hitting the dashboard, she remembers something warm and sticky flowing down her temple, she remembers loud sirens and Jake's vacant stare. Jane's boyfriend Jake died in a car crash and she meets Roxy

Tavros' life is saved by a mysterious man with a makeup covered face. he doesnt really get a good look at the mans face before he blacks out and wakes up in a hospital. the man has already payed his bill and sworn the staff to secrecy. join tavros in his quest to find his savior.

A collection of short stories about two knights who love each other very much.

Jade starts some sick fires in Tavros's quivering breast, bro.

Trying to hide red feelings for a certain Egderp can become very difficult when the one in question is wearing a really cute cosplay... Rated M for potential mature topics in later chapters.